The Tim Tracker #50 That poor child.

[Quasimodo]

The tour guide just finished telling her a story about Hawaiian flowers and she responded with the most underwhelmed "wow" I've ever heard. Not so sing-songy and manic today. She's probably daydreaming about hugging the crap out of the characters back at the hotel.

Also, Dim looks like a middle-aged mom chaperone at a field trip:

 

[JL7791]

What in the actual......a Stan threw a Dim and Ginn themed bday party for their kid???

This is INSANE!!!!

 

[mjm9]

That needs to be #51!

Yes! from @HereForTheT3a22
The Tim Tracker #51 - Christmas Edition:
Jenny Twelve Tits, Eleven Naps, Ten Trips, Nine Nannies, Eight Edibles, Seven Shrimp, Six Shore Dresses, Five Fatlines, Four Sizes Too Small, Three Dinners, 2 Trips to Sephora and a Theme Park Pigeon In a Palm Tree

 

[MirroredSunglasses]

I cannot believe she wore the same dress even though she's 4 sizes bigger now and the dress looks horrible on her.

 

[WDWUO83]

You know what I’d love to see? They go to Hawaii. They honestly tell their stans that they are taking time off from posting for the holidays. Then they come back in the new year with a video saying “we realize that J is getting older now, and we just don’t feel comfortable giving him so much exposure on the internet.” It’s one thing to show an infant (although still creepy because…the internet). But he’s old enough now that he’s aware what’s happening- but still can’t understand it or consent. Then the content goes back to Tim exploring new events at the parks, attractions in the area, something besides food, very little Jen.

Yes, I’m aware this will never happen JUST LET ME DREAM OK

 

[Tommytomtom]

Jennyjumboshrimps sounded like the double-rainbow guy (RIP double-rainbow guy) when she was talking about mountains. Those particular mountains aren't even super-mountainy. Dear lord.

Also as others have mentioned, freaking EW talking about your husband's butt cause it's Dim we're talking about, and absolutely NO on talking about your toddler's butt. Save that for private conversations if you must point out you think your kid's butt is cute. Plenty of pervs out there who would also agree with you about your son's butt. GROSS. She's so freaking clueless. And get a damn bra for those saggy knockers. I was waiting for her to trip because she was so busy staring at herself with that filter.

Also, what even is the point of getting a virgin mai tai? I find them gross personally (I usually go for a lava flow myself), but at least when I drink them (because that's usually been the free drink of choice at luaus), the alcohol helps me ignore how bad the flavor is.

Usually this would be an "instagram vs. reality" meme, but she looks terrible in both.

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She's morphing into Mama June.



It was so so so awkward. And then she basically dismissed it and changed the subject.

She unnecessarily in her drunk/horny/manic sing-songy voice of the week asks "Is thaaaat a chiiiiicken?". No Jennyjumboshrimps, it's a platypus. JFC, what is she on and why is she so desperate to film a pigeon and then a blurry chicken and think any of that needs to go on social media with her whack commentary?

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Jennylobster complains the pool was chilly. Also this filter is giving her dandruff.

Someone mentioned yesterday she looks like Jesse Plemmons and I thought that was a weird comparison. Until I saw this pic of her. She really does look like him.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

I know it’s been uttered here ad nauseum but holy shit…

J$ is only 2 years old…this is his first Xmas where he will understand the whole shebang and they are still out of town…

less than 8 days until Xmas day, 7 until Xmas eve…do we honestly think JennyTwelveTitsElevenNapsTenTripsNineNannysEightEdiblesSevenShrimpsSixShoreDressesFiveFatlinesFourSizesTooSmallThreeDinners2TripstoSephora and a Theme Park pigeon in a Palm Tree really took the time to plan ahead to make Xmas special for “the buddy”?

 

[Firefly03-K64]

FRE!!! YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!!!

The new video about children is AMAZING. Thank you so much!!

 

[peteykirch]

The thread title is courtesy of @Tommytomtom in reference to the infamous tweet directed at Dim when they announced Jenn was preggers with their miracle baby aka future business partner.

The Slackers are in Hawaii, Jenn doesn't have time to upload anything, but she has enough free time to delete comments and block people in real time! #PRIORITIES

You'd think after they made a point of not having a huge gap between uploads they would've filmed some footage to upload while they were relaxing on their umpteenth vacation, but I guess Jenn didn't unlock the upload and premiere feature in YouTube yet....

I really can't wait to see them complain about the less than normal experience Aulani is offering, despite the fact Hawaii is pleading for people not to visit to get Covid-19 numbers pointing in the right direction, couple that with the extreme weather the islands are having out there, it's just setting up for them to bitch and moan about their several thousand dollar vacation fresh off of a several thousand dollar cruise trip.

Have at it!

 

[chitownzee]

Jenn refusing to be an actual functioning adult and mother....

 

[ndavy]

Two very long travel days, thousands of dollars in airfare and hotel costs -- just to play in splash pads, eat hotdogs and french fries, and complain about everything. Good call Slackers, good call. Orlando definitely has a shortage of splash pads and brown food, sounds like this trip was well worth it.

 

[HaroldTheWalrus]

The “Drunk 3PO” YouTube channel just released some new ‘insider’ information about the Galactic Starcruiser. And….guess what? Apparently, no photos or videos will be allowed, unless you’re a creator that’s been given special permission by Disney. Even then, it will be a few Disney-selected things. Given the nature of the experience, that makes total sense. But what will TTT do now? Has Tim wasted his money (again…)?

 

[2020planner]

Found these randomly under J.'s b-day vlog.

Really, Lea? Yeah, she was so fucking shy with steak and BJ night, gay contagious, urban party, Skitty Skitty Bang Bang skits, and prancercising through Universal. Give me a fucking break. This stan doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. And Tiffany Ann? Predictable at this point.

However, this guy. Surprised it hasn't been deleted. Oh wait, it will now that Jenn sees it here.

 

[scopeyscope]

Ok was this someone here bec I feel a banning is coming to them but this is hilarious

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

I CACKLED out loud when Jenn said “I’d love to get married here” re: a couple celebrating what is hopefully a loving union in a beautiful locale.

tim didn’t even exhale…he was thinking “yeah? How’d you like to get divorced here and I toss you into an active volcano you waddling bag of tits.”

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Dude actually spent 1 minute and 4 seconds over analyzing a f'king gingerbread cookie.

He chose the one with the white chocolate on it and then complained that it would be better with dark chocolate. Um--maybe you should have chosen the one with dark chocolate then? The always have mickey gingerbreads with dark chocolate, even when it's not Christmas. He chose something he could more easily complain about.

They've been reading here---BREAKING NEWS---they are leaving the resort!!!!! New story posted, they're walking across the street. Jenn doesn't know what's over there, even though they've actually been there before. She's surprised there is a Starbucks, even though she bought her pineapple Starbucks cup there last time.

Jenn is shocked by the mountains. Absolutely shocked by them.

She's also very confused about the time difference and is afraid people won't see her insta stories because of the difference. It's 5 hours Jen. 6 hours when it's daylight savings here in FL, because HI doesn't do daylight savings. They are expert travel vloggers!

My brain hurts listening to her---yet I can't look away.

 

[peteykirch]

Dim complaining about other guests hogging park reservations to do next to nothing is the ultimate pot calling the kettle black

 

[Quasimodo]

When I think to myself, "hmm, where's a good place to put my flip-flops?", the table where I also have my food is what comes to mind.

 

[Quasimodo]

Right, cause that's not weird at all. "Meet ME at YOUR inconvenience so I can be in your video."

 

[elliebee27]

He is trained like a dog with those thumbs up. It REALLY bothers me...