The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[Littlemuv1]

There’s always wine. Sorry you don’t drink Jenn!

 

[EthelMay]

I have made all different types of chicken in the oven and never have I had raw chicken like she is making at a temp of 450. Basically she will burn the outside without cooking the inside - what is wrong with this chick (only wrong answers here) - is she that incapable of cooking? Also, I think at that temp it will be dry as HE**.
Also, we prefer our chicken cutlets made on the top of the stove, in a frying/skillet pan with a little oil and butter. And we use the ITALIAN FLAVORED bread crumbs and never once has my family complained about the taste.
But then again, she did mention something about 'Jersey Shore' at one point so she is only following what she sees on t.v.

Her whole life is either Tick Tock/Instagram or Reality T.V. - one delusional chick. You couldn't pay me enough to eat anything she makes - I'll pass.

When I make my Hellmann's Chicken (yes with mayo) the recipe says bake them at 420 for 30 minutes (but I bake them longer because to me they don't look done so I cook them for about 40/45 min depending on the thickness of the breast).

Exactly her only knowledge of them is from Jersey Shore and while I watch the show I don't pay attention to HOW they cook but I'm pretty sure the JS cutlets were a lot thinner than the ones that Gin made

 

[Mopsy75]

Every post you make @Mopsy75 , I'm convinced we are the same person.



Tim has no attachment to his wedding ring. He didn't even refer to it as his "wedding ring". He initially replaced it with a $24 Amazon right (and sounded super proud about it). He doesn't care. Poor bastard doesn't care about anything at this point, can't say I blame him....his existence is just miserable.

I do feel the connection xmas for sure -

 

[YoutubeLawyer]

Welcome back, glad you are doing better .

Thank you! Glad to be back

 

[bumpire]

Love that AI fixed Jenn's feet/toes.

and washed clean Tim’s nasty ass feet tattoos

 

[Loueylouay]

I watched the video this morning, and it was confusing how much he backtracked—and then suddenly became Nick’s “plus one” on the ride. I assumed Nick got the preview because of his job. So it makes me wonder: did Dim pay Nick to get on, pressure him into letting him ride, or does Nick genuinely want that much of Dim’s approval?

I also found it funny that he opened by saying it was a “very busy day,” yet the park only takes up the first 11 and a half minutes of a 33‑minute video. He even slipped into something Adam used to do all the time: start a sentence expecting a funny punchline, then realize he has nothing and just let it fizzle out. When he walked into the park the second time, he mentioned a plaque and started rambling about opening a park on that day—but then he just stopped talking because whatever joke he was reaching for never materialized.
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Then there’s all the boring footage from the ride. Dim couldn’t even play because he was filming with both hands—his big camera in one and his phone in the other. Probably, because Courtney told him to get extra clips for Instagram and TikTok. He seemed thrilled that you can hold the trigger and automatically hit targets. If he ever brings the kids, he won’t have to help them at all. He’ll just tell them to hold the trigger so he can rack up points without being bothered. They wrap up things at the park with BS talk. It seems Dim either didn’t watch or remember Toy Story 4. He has no idea about Woody leaving the group.

Then it cuts over to Gin. They’re clearly starting to pull double duty now, filming separate things at the same time just to get a video out. She has to recap what she thinks Dim did, and then she plugs an old video for people to go back and watch. When she pulls in, I can’t tell if it’s her sister or Courtney driving. I'm betting on her sister. So, she can stay & watch the kids. They’re in a car driving in, either they have car seats in both cars, or they had to move the car seats into—something they obviously can’t do with the golf cart. Someone is walking with her, too. You can see their shadow, and then part of their leg as they head toward the treehouse.
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We get a tour of the place. Later on, they mention that they brought food for breakfast and lunch, and plan to eat dinner at the restaurants, but this is all the food that’s actually in the fridge, with some fruit, bread & tortillas on the counter.
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They are so out of touch with the real world. He goes over the price of their stay using DVC Rental, and for the $1,200 per night he claims they’re paying, I was able to stay two nights on Bourbon Street in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, in a hotel with two balconies. I was talking to my wife during this part and paused the video while he was reading everything off his phone—and it happened to freeze on this gem of a picture.
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Then it’s back to the rest of the tour. They’re obsessed with how many mirrors and closets there are. They’re also amazed that the shower is basically one big room with the tub inside it. Earlier, they complained that the other bathroom’s shower wasn’t detachable for washing the kids. This one is detachable, but I guess the kids can’t take baths in the adults’ tub, so suddenly that doesn’t matter.
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They’re thrilled with the “old style” of the place and annoyed that it’s being updated. They’re also too lazy to walk to the other section where the food actually is. Dim gives us a pool tour, and they drive over to eat. He points out a bird in the pool and asks J$ if he can see it. Meanwhile, the kids are yelling at a lizard—but the kids couldn’t see anything anyway because the “real world water” feature was blocking their view.

They sit down to eat, and Gin has the kids try the different sauces for their chicken. She’s trying to get them to taste each one by dipping a fork into it. Surprisingly, O$ just goes straight in with his finger and tastes it that way.
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They’re eating, and Dim can’t tell the difference between sweet potatoes and carrots. He also feels the need to explain what a grilled ham and cheese is and how amazing it is, as if it’s some rare culinary discovery. O$ asks Gin, “Why is it called protein?” and instead of turning it into a teaching moment, she just says she doesn’t know. The chicken is extremely crunchy, and she even lifts the mic so we can all hear it.
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They go outside and let the kids play with the Tetris blocks while they sit down and talk to the camera. She’s so proud of her “lifestyle,” saying she never would’ve guessed ten years ago that life would look like this. Honestly, I kind of wish O$ had thrown one of the blocks—they had zero reaction to anything the kids were doing. They just kept talking. And let’s be real: if he had thrown it, that footage would’ve been cut anyway.

They head back to the room and let the kids run ahead of them like it’s a runway. Dim starts setting up the bed. This is a three‑bedroom unit, yet he’s putting bumpers on the bottom bunk. So… do they trust both kids to sleep in the same room, or is J$ getting the regular bed in his own room? Meanwhile, Gin has her eye strips on and is annoyed she can hear the fireworks but can’t see them.

The next morning, they get up to talk about how they slept and how their stay is going so far. They gush about how much they love it, plug DVC Rentals again, and list everything they’re doing later that day.

So my biggest takeaway is this: apparently, we’re only supposed to see them eat dinner at the resort. Everything else is what they brought to eat—except, of course, when they ditch the kids to go to the parks.

I love your recaps! Thank you

 

[hcslacs]

I'm a bit surprised Tim didn't make Courtney go to Ft Pampers to pick up the mail and then to the park to do her cosplay bit. But maybe they've realized they aren't timely about anything anyways so it's fine for Tim to show up at Universal two days after the announcement.

 

[Loueylouay]

These are the glasses Gin hates, while not my favorite I like them more than the ones she was on the hunt for that someone from some reality show wears
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Oh her "friend" Sam at Thene Park Foodies wears them. Sam will be so disappointed and in her annoying voice give Ginn a 3.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

Can you imagine having an employee that you pay actual money to, that is able to produce these incredible photographic masterpieces...

What the actual fuck? She deserves to be fired for this shit.

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What is going on on his leg? I hope it's distortion from the picture being taken that way but it looks really odd.

 

[bumpire]

Here you go…

Incredible that child is still alive and kicking

 

[EthelMay]

Looks like Courtney is at AK, no sign of Dim

 

[WhiskeyBusiness]

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This has me in tears

 

[elliebee27]

It makes me think of 80s couch covers your grandma would have

 

[cavamom]

I do have to say that we’ve always had pretty good luck w DVC rental. That said I usually booked at 11 months. The only place we wanted but could never get was Beach Club, supposedly bc it’s so small.

 

[bumpire]

They don’t like being outdoors at all. There’s always something wrong with it.

I think one of the first voogs I saw was them visiting Park City (WTF?). They bitched there was either too much snow or not enough. I can’t recall which.

 

[Blessyourheart]

Also---join our Patreon because we are having a live stream tonight! We need more money!!!!
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Notice how she really parted her hair here and didn't swoop it back? It's to hide the hair loss that is really bad when she pushes the hair back with the glasses.

Did she get veneers? Her teeth look less chiclet like.

 

[PistachioNut]

I think they are called out. They just have most of the haters shadow banned and many people don't even understand that, they think their comments are still showing up. I also think they use filtering where comments with "Ozempic" or "terrible parents" don't even show up. They keep those comments squeaky clean so anyone who reads them thinks everyone loves them. It's some sort of fucked up psychological experiment they've got going on.

My question is, if I'm shadow banned, which i am, if I were to leave a comment, you all can't see it, but can the Bojos?

I have been wondering that as well as I am in the same situation. I’d like to know if YouTube cooperates more with the clients than they do with the viewers.

 

[bumpire]

I'm the weirdo that still has my 12' skeleton in my front yard and we dress it up for every holiday. I'm super excited for all the HHN coverage starting already. Still won't watch the Trackers cover it!

My neighbor had his dressed up like a leprechaun recently. So fun!!!

 

[CleanTops]

Please pardon me: required viewing, Tim and Jenn; and recommended, anyone else the shoe fits. Thanks for your indulgence, peace-out.

 

[Ohananoodles]

I have never been on the Treasure, I know, it's hard to believe. I was actually looking at the May 16th sailing earlier today, but we find it difficult to plan 7 night cruises.

My biggest advice with a Disney cruise is don't over plan and don't over think it. On the Treasure, you will have 7 nights to fit everything. Watching videos to just get get familiar with the ship itself is good...I personally can't stand Molly, but they do get things covered. I like Ordinary Adventures cruise videos. If your other cruise was on the Wish, the Treasure will have a familiar set up.

For a 7 night--buy the photo package. Especially if this trip is about family time and making memories. It's always worth it.

Our other cruise was 5 nights on Fantasy and I loved that ship so I hope this one is nice. This trip May 9. We are hoping to relax a bit more -- first one such pressure to "see everything in 5 days" so I am just a bit concerned about the reduced adult areas. But I know we will have fun and right after we are headed to Animal Kingdom Lodge for 5 nights and I will just stare at the giraffes the whole time I forget about OA -- I will watch them too. THANK YOU!