The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[PistachioNut]

I've never heard an adult fuck up "bergamot" more than Dimothy with his "bergamant". First of all dude, you added letters that don't exist. Second, the 'g' is hard, not soft. It's like the berg in iceberg, dude.
View attachment 3938805

View attachment 3938814

View attachment 3938815

View attachment 3938820

Did dim really say “ waterlies“ for waterlillies?

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

View attachment 3943335

Nick uploaded his Magic Kingdom video with Tim. (I’m posting this here since Tim did feature in the video.) Nick is not good at vlogging. I could barely hear him over all the background noise and he speaks too fast and doesn’t enunciate. A few things of note:

Nick has already rode the new and improved Buzz Lightyear ride. He said he has already done so through work but a cast member friend of his invited him to come to their preview.

Nick is there with his sister and his baby and he does seem genuinely happy to be there with his kid as opposed to The Trackers who hate taking their kids anywhere.

The reason Tim met Nick at the TTC is because that’s where they needed to meet Nick’s cast member friend to get checked in for the preview.

Again, Nick sucks at vlogging. Tim politely adjusts the camera so they are both in frame.

Nick asks Tim if he watched the Hannah Montana reunion. Tim said he did not that he only has 20 minutes a day to watch tv and is currently watching Paradise season 2.

Tim does seem happy to be there. Probably happy to be there without Jenn since she’s always up his ass.

Tim mentions he is a Starbucks reserve member and doesn’t know what this means but he knows he spends a lot of money at Starbucks and they are sending him a card. Google tells me that achieving Starbucks Reserve status (the highest tier) generally requires earning 2,500 Stars within a 12-month period, often costing approximately $2,000 to over $2,500 in total spending on drinks, food, and merchandise.

Tim didn’t actually play while riding Buzz because he was filming with both his camera and phone. He says he would like to ride again and actually play. (Here’s a thought, maybe you should have just filmed the whole thing with your phone. (Just ditch the ridiculously large camera already.)

Do I even want to know his stats for this slop? Last I checked his channel was doing bad. Not quite bad but bad for someone who was Dim's #2 on a poocast for a year. No bump whatsoever.

 

[AxonAwesome]

I follow them. Part time vloger, mostly cruises. Both work as contractors. He actually was an app developer for Universal and she’s a graphic designer. No kids.
I enjoy them. They seem to enjoy the experience overall.

Quoting myself to clarify. They work as contract workers in software/graphic design. Not contractors. (Things that happen after long work weeks in my brain). Brian has not been specific as to his employer, but app development seems to be largely what he does. Kerry has gone down to part time largely due to their channel

 

[ETsMomma]

Jenn said yesterday on one of the reels that they did Easter shopping at Disney Springs. What could she have possibly gotten there for her children for Easter, realistically? Unless she went shopping for herself.

 

[hcslacs]

Patreon paid membership dropped from 737 yesterday to 722 today. Jenn better return whatever was in the Sugarboo bag, it’s going to be tight this month.

There are also now 7 available slots on the Palm Tree level. So either they lost quite a lot or Brit upped the limit a bit.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Eh. Not every kid learns to ride a bike, especially in the world that we live in today where you can't just send your kids to ride bikes to their friends houses or around the neighborhood without parent supervision.

My older daughter, now 22, never learned how to ride a bike. She was a competitive athlete and our weekends were spent traveling to games since she was 8 years old. She just never expressed interest in bike riding. She had a bike. She's had several bikes. She's never learned or even wanted to learn. She graduates with her master's in a few weeks and has secured a job in her field. She's doing ok for herself.

First congrats to your kiddo that is a big accomplishment. Is this one the aspiring marine biologist?

I also agree with the bike thing it took me forever to learn in part because I had a bad fall as a kid and didn't want to pick it up again for awhile. I can imagine the Trackers would not deal well when Budley inevitably skins his knee while learning how to ride a bike.

And as far as Easter traditions are concerned wonder if they'll keep up with their ecoli Easter spectacular they have been doing the past few years.

 

[PistachioNut]

Regarding the boys eating so well, Jen says Oliver ate half of his chicken, a quarter of his broccoli and a quarter of his fruit.

Before:
View attachment 3945828

After:
View attachment 3945829

Counting the pieces of chicken I don't think he ate a single piece. He might've eaten one piece of broccoli and maybe 2-3 pieces of fruit.

But addicted to fried food- specifically french fries, over & over & over again.

 

[gaga09]

I think Shawn in Orlando has thrown some shade towards them before on TikTok. I remember seeing a bunch of people responding asking if he was talking about the Trackers.

Shawn used to call people out specifically like them and PMM but now he thinks it’s bad for his image. There are people out there who talk about the child exploitation specifically, like the Dad Challenge podcast, but I’ve never seen anyone else mention them. They’re really only known in the Disney bubble.

 

[BoPeeps78]

Courtney, I'd love it if you bought a can of whip cream and changed the labels on the "sunscreen" to see the hilarity that would ensue....for research purposes. They'd have to actually use the sunscreen so........maybe not.

It may be fun to see the swarm of bees chasing after them. Jenn may burn more than 2 calories!

 

[xojamilyn]

That set reminds me of The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.

My initial thought was Grandpa Joe.
I’ve got a golden ticket to exploitation, kids!

 

[MommaSis]

They haven’t posted anything on Insta regarding Easter?

 

[macbeths]

Jenn needs to start watching YouTube for cooking ideas. I found one a couple days ago called Dollar Tree Dinners where she makes economical meals. The ingredients are not bought at dollar tree but a grocery store. She could learn to make meals just by following along.

i have not tried any of her recipes but she used to work at Taco Bell and shows how to make some of the menu items.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

No rides, just eating and a ton of Beach Boy footage. He also didn’t do any rides at Universal or HS in the next two vids. Jen kept wanting to go on rides but Tim kept shutting her down saying the lines were too long. A day at the park with Tim must be so boring when it’s full of looking at construction walls and listening to him Dimguess about stuff. But it’s still better than having to spend any time with her son I suppose.

He acted like he didn't have time to ride anything either which was ridiculous he did have time if he didn't gorge with his gal pal.

 

[mjm9]

The cheapest gas in my area is $5.09. And that’s at Costco, which I don’t have a membership to.

Next cheapest is $5.25 on up to $6.59 (though this station is hosing out of towners on their way to car rental returns)

 

[Orangebird]

I'm the weirdo that still has my 12' skeleton in my front yard and we dress it up for every holiday. I'm super excited for all the HHN coverage starting already. Still won't watch the Trackers cover it!

I’m weird in that I don’t love Halloween…I’m too wussy to even go to HHN with my family. I take on the role of TimTracker and drive my hubs and kids every year so they can go and drink (well not my youngest lol). But I have a few things I got for Halloween over the years that I keep up year round like a cool tray with skull on it, a black skull statue, a raven canvas, etc. so I guess I too technically leave my halloween decorations up year round.

 

[ETsMomma]

Cruises are actually the perfect vacation for them. Unlimited food. Someone to clean up after them. They should just stick to those.

Once those kids move out, more like IF, I can totally see them being that old "retired" couple that sells their house and lives on cruises cause they're "cheaper"

 

[erry]

Have we ever seen O ride something other than the Tomorrowland Speedway

I was wondering the entire time I was typing that. Other than the time as an infant when he was suckling from Jenn's teats at Peppa Pig land: so I guess wouldn’t count.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Um...I think J$ has his own phone.

Tim has his phone in his hand on camera. J$ has another phone in his hand. They are at Disney Springs playing Pokemon. There is entirely too much Pokemon in this video about a resort. But that phone J$ has definitely is not Jenn's phone. Jenn is still at the resort with O for mandatory nap time.

View attachment 3942102

That is the last thing that kid needs if that's the case. It's creepy enough they have stans DM him. Oh and speaking of bullying those poopypants usernames are not going to help.

Da Baby reminds them that they have a pool at home. LOL.
View attachment 3942084

If I had to see it, you do too.
View attachment 3942096
View attachment 3942097

But she's sooo skinny, guyz.

 

[quietcandy]

View attachment 3935175
View attachment 3935176
View attachment 3935174
View attachment 3935178

Love that AI fixed Jenn's feet/toes.

 

[S. McQueen Light]

These are the glasses Gin hates, while not my favorite I like them more than the ones she was on the hunt for that someone from some reality show wears
View attachment 3938267

I have to agree with Jenn, but Promise Hope would wear these all the time at one point. Make the wearer look like they have bugs eyes, a house fly’s eyes. Ick. Creepy. I would turn off the vlog instead of watch.