The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I hate their room tours especially when they’re hosted. They’re such bad actors and so try-hard.

Same I usually skip them. It's the same thing I do too when they pretty much show an entire show in their footage. I hate when they do that.

 

[Ohananoodles]

I was thinking about how the US army is raising the max enlistment age to 42 out of desperation, and then you think about people in society such as these vloggers and disney adults and similar folks who are grown and think "poop-butt" for a wifi name is so clever and witty, being drafted or enlisting, and then it just makes me want to root for whatever asteroid might eventually make contact with earth.

I know I don't know you in real life, but I really do think of you every time I log in here, and think about your family. I continue to hope everyone you love is safe.

 

[BobbyC83]

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He has the worst smile ever. He really looks like a cartoon character rat. Big beaver teeth and gummy smile and tiny BB beady eyes. He's hard to look at - even worse than Dim. That's hard to achieve.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I saw comments from several on the video saying the house cost too much $$$ for a one week rental.

If I has 7million just lying around collecting dust I'd buy the house just so they couldn't rent it but I'd have to put in a gas line for the stove and reno the bathrooms so I can have at least one soaking tub

Id also gut those bunk beds and kids room with the build ins. I hate it when they do those sorts of rooms because kids grow and those sort of rooms are usually only usable like that for a few years but yeah that is not a house that is meant to be lived in.

 

[EthelMay]

They're so stupid though. That house isn't even a house people would live in on AMI. It's a rental. It's in a rental area. No one wants to live among vacationing people that move out every 7 days. Jenn even commented on how she could hear everyone moving out. Who would want to hear that every single week? It's $7 million because people are stupid enough to pay $15,000/week to stay there.

$7 million could get you a much, much nicer place in a location where people actually live. Hell, $2 million could.

Oh I agree with you..I'd only do that if I millions to burn.
I'd rather use that same 7 mill and buy dvc points so I can be lazy like Gin except my frying pan won't be burnt to a crisp in less than 2 weeks

 

[xojamilyn]

Did they really not know how to pronounce “pepperoncini”? I guess we know why Dim says things wrong so people will talk about it /s

 

[eatcherheartout]

Welcome back, @YoutubeLawyer
Like you, I've been away from this thread for a while. I didn't know there was Oliver until reading here.

GLP takes away desire for food. Overeat and you'll regret it: bloated, full and ready to hurl. Jen needs to heed warnings and follow doctor's orders.

How old are J$ and O$? Like I said, I've been away for a while. I'm so old, I remember when the 2 of them lived in Sanford and Tim was remodeling the bathroom.

Jackson turned 6 in November, Oliver just turned 3 in March.

 

[Commandereddy]

Happy April Tattlers!

Jenn somehow managed to pull it out again and they finished April with 1.9 million views and a whopping 15 videos. 15 is not a record though, that honor goes to January with 14.

This seems to be the new normal for them with 3 out of the last 6 months finishing at 1.9 mil.

Only 2 videos broke the 100k mark--the MK ABC vlog with 132k (still didn't cover the enormous expense of that day) and the first Flower and Garden video with 106k (I'm guessing that's why they went back). Tim's Epic Yosh should cross 100k though, it's at 99k right now (the title has not been updated to say Yoshi's correct name).

1.1 million views were from the videos released in March which means about 40% of March views are from the so-called back catalog. Which is always interesting to me because people are watching their old shit almost as much as their new. It's what is keep them in business at this point and they likely know it. Between that and Patreon--they don't have to make all that many new videos. The idiots just need to keep running the playlists all days.

These are the top trending videos from the last 24 hours according to Viewstat.

The Adam video is still performing well — it’s getting around 1,200 views a week. We also had the Celebration of Life at the beginning of March, so it’s likely that fans of Adam are still searching for related content.

Interestingly, the video about the first day on the new Disney ship — which used to drive a lot of traffic — doesn’t appear anywhere on the trending list now. Everything else showing up is fairly recent, with only a few videos older than a year. There’s even a live show from three months ago included.

 

[eatcherheartout]

One of their photos from their March photo dump:

What was the weather this day because Tim is the only one in a jacket, the boys are in t-shirts and Jenn has her lunch lady arms on display so it couldn’t have been that cold.

Also, why is Tim holding on to Oliver with two fingers gripped onto him like a claw? You can tell Jenn is gripping on to Jackson so he doesn’t bolt but Tim’s two finger grip on Oliver is bizarre. What a weird photo.

 

[Loueylouay]

I like that Tim's solo videos are dreadful that even us haters can't bother to watch them.

I skimmed through it......he was rambling about something for like 5 minutes....just standing there....such awful "content"

 

[quietcandy]

We are going on Disney Cruise #2 in May, on the Treasure. Very excited as I actually ADORE my family and time all together is precious. Any advice from veterans here -- even about what videos would be fun to watch? I will probably just watch Molly and Alan as they cover things efficiently but any tips would be appreciated.

If you find vloggers who travel similarly to how you do, that's who I'd suggest watching. I'm into a lot of the same stuff Molly and Alan are into (bars and drinks, mostly lol) so I really enjoy their cruise content. Plus, I sailed with them on a DCL cruise once and saw actual evidence of their vlogging style on cruises and found them super respectful of others and especially respectful of the staff. Made me appreciate them a lot more. I like watching Ben and David too, but mostly because I think they do the most thorough reviews of the ships.

 

[EthelMay]

Oh joy a day date

 

[Forest]

Jenn’s hair- the bald spot. She’s getting a part that extends down the back. I have the same thing. The solution is to direct your hair with a brush when you’re drying it. Also, look in a mirror and brush your fucking hair before you go out!!!! Neither will happen.

I think it’s called a double crown, I have it too. When my hair was really long I never saw it, but then I cut it short and then I did. It seems that Ginn’s hair has thinned, that’s why it’s so visible now.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

That unexpected cheddar is really, really good. I sometimes buy the spreadable kind to put in the everything but the bagel crackers. 🫣

I did manage to get the pastel mini totes last week—I’m using them as Easter baskets. Will the Bojo kids get Easter baskets? Well, J$ will get something—but will O?

I'll have to look for the spreadable next time I go over there. The cheese section alone makes going there worth it. One year at the holidays we just brought a variety of cheeses for a spread it went over quite well. They had a lemon sweet cheese that everyone loved.

 

[airbusA330]

This will also happen with the Bojo children and there is even more material out there for them to be bullied about.

“Hey Jackson, you’re mom is a lazy cunt.”

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim pronounces "refurbished" like "refurbissed".
He says Dicky invited him to... cast member previews?

 

[JssLG317]

I can’t argue the bike thing either. I learned around 3 and spent summers riding on bike trails at our camp and nearby state parks. But when my oldest was little we lived in an apartment, with a busy parking lot and we were on the 3rd floor. Wasn’t ideal to teach him or to store a bike. My youngest started to learn, lost interest, and has only recently asked for a bike because our neighbor rides around a lot.

 

[hcslacs]

new thread:

The Tim Tracker #244 It's a TREE HOUSE Jennifer, that is why it's off the ground

Congrats to @Grilled_Cheese and @court2022 for the thread title. Recap: The Trackers are assholes. Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-243-y-do-u-do-dat.52284/

tattle.life

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

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I may be misremembering but didn’t Tim make dining reservations somewhere (I want to say The Contemporary) with no plans to actually eat there just to be able to park there and then walk to Magic Kingdom? I may have some of the details wrong but I’m pretty sure this is something he did.

It's hard to say. The official policy is, if you cancel your dining reservation within 2 hours of the reservation, you get charged. Contemporary will not let you park there without a reservation and I think they'd give you a hard time if you showed up with more than 2 hours until your reservation. Now--he could have known someone staying there, said I'm here to visit <whoever> and they let him in....which is always possible, because stans.

 

[Loueylouay]

You can tell they were pissed they didn't get the river view and had to look at the golf course. I think this entire video was them saying complimentary things but really hating on everything, including their children.

You can always tell they hate something like not having the river view when they add.....but that's ok.
I am not familiar with Patreon at all. Why is there a limit to the highest tier? Who sets that limit?