The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Hmmm.....
Molly tagged Be Our Guest and her specific BOG travel agent in a story thanking her for getting for getting MC their HHN tickets. Look at who else follows this TA

Now is this also the TA that booked Dim & Gin on the Alaska and the RCL cruises? Do they use this agent for everything now? If they do they should be pi$$ed that the TA sent Molly all those goodies for her birthday and none to them. Or do they still use Rae for everything but the freebies.

All I can say is IF The Slackers are using Rachel Darling is Run Rachel Run and keep running from Dim & Gin

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Speaking on Mammoth club may have watched their latest Epic video and guess who they are also chummy with the Viking hubby.

 

[Forest]

40% from the old videos, that’s high.

I suspect a lot of them are from random people who search for a video on something specific and a stupid Tracker video pops up. And I think YouTube will only pop you up in search if you’re still an active channel.

Or maybe Jaberoni just has them all on auto play.

So their running average this year so far is 2.1M views per month. Last year, they averaged 2.4M views per month. Tsk tsk.

 

[bakerbetty]

Oh, also - when I was last in here, there was some sort of neighborhood drama with them, I think. Anyone remember what I'm talking about? I was wondering if that was ever resolved. It's been a long time. I had a big life-saving surgery and still almost died, followed by a LONG recovery, so couldn't commit any time to people whose biggest problem


Oh my god, it would make me want to vomit on and off GLP1. If I was dead, I'd still vomit.

Tbf, GLP1s do other things too, but yes - they should realistically make eating that much food a pretty sickening thing. So if she is not eating it and just making it for the content, that would be so effing rude, considering groceries are a billion dollars right now.

Welcome back, glad you are doing better .

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Our other cruise was 5 nights on Fantasy and I loved that ship so I hope this one is nice. This trip May 9. We are hoping to relax a bit more -- first one such pressure to "see everything in 5 days" so I am just a bit concerned about the reduced adult areas. But I know we will have fun and right after we are headed to Animal Kingdom Lodge for 5 nights and I will just stare at the giraffes the whole time I forget about OA -- I will watch them too. THANK YOU!

AKL is my favorite resort. We stayed there when we got married, even though our actual wedding was at the Polynesian. It is an amazing experience.

OK--so it's no secret--I much prefer the Dream/Fantasy to the newer ships, but you have to go into the Treasure with a completely different mindset, admittedly, I'm not great at that, but comparing is just going to drive you insane. The adult areas are well themed, so enjoy them for that. The Haunted Mansion Parlor is incredible--it's the same on the Destiny. They say the Coco dinner show and the Moana stage show are both amazing. Whatever you do, do not miss Seas the Adventure. It's usually on the first night, I believe. It's one of my absolute favorite shows. I also prefer the inside coffee bars (they Megara and Merida themed on the Destiny) over Cove Cafe on these ships.

And if you haven't booked an excursion for Tortola--go to The Baths. Even if you have to book with an outside excursion group, we loved going there.

 

[bumpire]

How is she incapable of making chicken cutlets properly? She can't do anything. I am floored.

I make them a lot because they're good and we bake them! Season Italian breadcrumbs, I mix panko in there too, so I add more garlic, seasoning salt, pepper, and also season the egg wash. It's Mini's favorite and he's 13 and he can make it. Good Lord Almighty.

I am on my way home from Europe after a wonderful trip to the World Figure Skating Championships, then some time in the UK with family. I bought Mini and my parents heaps of Easter candy including a lot my dad remembers and is nostalgic for from his childhood. I am curious to see what the Trackers do for Easter; Jackson will get a huge basket and Oliver will be given like, scraps of candy Jackson isn't interested in, that's my vote.

J gets the eggs and O gets the shells

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

YouTube recommended some more clones. And they eat like the trackers used to.
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Clones are a dime a dozen it seems. I swear I think the fact a lot of stans can picture themselves as their clone is one of their reasons for popularity.

 

[macbeths]

Tim is a wimp and a baby. He mentioned he wanted to visit the Grand Canyon. He would complain the whole time.

 

[cavamom]

that profile and its comments are repulsive.

Fucking hell. I removed the whole thing.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

We are going on Disney Cruise #2 in May, on the Treasure. Very excited as I actually ADORE my family and time all together is precious. Any advice from veterans here -- even about what videos would be fun to watch? I will probably just watch Molly and Alan as they cover things efficiently but any tips would be appreciated.

I have never been on the Treasure, I know, it's hard to believe. I was actually looking at the May 16th sailing earlier today, but we find it difficult to plan 7 night cruises.

My biggest advice with a Disney cruise is don't over plan and don't over think it. On the Treasure, you will have 7 nights to fit everything. Watching videos to just get get familiar with the ship itself is good...I personally can't stand Molly, but they do get things covered. I like Ordinary Adventures cruise videos. If your other cruise was on the Wish, the Treasure will have a familiar set up.

For a 7 night--buy the photo package. Especially if this trip is about family time and making memories. It's always worth it.

 

[PistachioNut]

Gin reposted this stan flashback from when J$ was a baby aka back during the pandemic

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You could be assured there will be no throwback photos with fun and loving memories of NotAGirl !

 

[Commandereddy]

And Jenn has never seen Indiana Jones. Figures. She thinks it only takes place in Egypt but wanted to see the Crystal Skull. I'm not even going to say anything. They have defecated on a lot of different franchises in this shit.

Hey Jenn, Indiana Jones does not wear a leather hat. FFS. And seriously all the media they have shited on in this one seems to be on things I like.

Dim was confused because he thought the Crystal Skull was a Xenomorph’s head. Sure, the shapes are a little similar, but that just tells me he never actually watched the movie.

 

[Mopsy75]

If its Jenns cooking, it will be burnt.

 

[gaga09]

I agree and I guess what I meant by I am surprised they don't get called out, I wasn't referring to the comments on vlogs as I know they banned everyone for the littlest thing, I was thinking more along the lines of a TikToker with a following that maybe randomly came across them and made a TikTok about how they overshare their kids and that it would gain steam that way. For example Blue-eyed Jade, who always comments she would never show her kids on TikTok and gets angry about anyone that does....someone like her mentioning them because she happened to come across them.

Oh I’ve tried. I always bring them up when I see TikTok’s talking about child exploitation or bad parenting on camera. I got blocked by them on every platform even for the most mundane, slightly critical comment. Their stans live on there too though. I almost got doxxed one time because I made the mistake of having my name as my TikTok handle. I changed it and blocked those people. I’ll never make that mistake again.

 

[cavamom]

What are the chances that Dim got himself to the rocket launch. 1st mission to the moon since 1972. Would have been something different to vlog other than overpriced trips and food. Even if he went, he probably had to stop and pee 3 times for a 1 hour drive on the way there and missed it.

He would have to be away from home during the critical dinner, bath, bedtime part of the day. So it didn’t happen.

 

[cari_]

And got behind watching them being idiots about couscous. Apparently, Dim is trying to Dimsplan it to J10D and mentions Genovia. I hope he knows he's the sort of person that Meg Cabot (who wrote the book) would totally flay in one of her books. Jenn too.

Well Princess Mia is certainly judging their drop in views. Great ad placement that threw me for a second.

 

[BoPeeps78]

Maybe when she's out of butter, she just wipes her bread on her forehead and then eats it.

I didn't know whether to laugh at this or be grossed out. I went with the grossed out but I'm also sitting here laughing. LOL

 

[BobbyC83]

They got it for a bargain $1200 per night. Guess that's where the Patreon money is going. Didn't catch how long they're staying. I don't normally watch now but I live SS. Jenn couldn't even drive herself and the kids over, she had someone else do it. Useless. Kids were a bit loud in artists pallet. They ate a fraction of what they used too. Lol at them taking 3 pieces of fruit with them. They're so weird.

Sounds like DVC Resale bought it for them

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

There is a new voog. I am working from home this week, so completely able to put it on. Not sure I wanna subject myself that that yet.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Haha! I was just about to comment that you have to try their baked lemon ricotta cheese if you haven't yet already. That cheese is like crack. I also love their chevre with honey, which has been a longtime favorite of mine.

Also, not cheese, but since we're talking TJs, they have the best tzatziki dip. And their best ice cream in my opinion is their pint of horchata (aka whore-chata if you ask Dimothy). That shit is like crack.

Boy, I'm sounding like the Bojos talking about snackies. But I'm not eating midnight parmesan dust or "hiding" chocolate in a very dirty oven to avoid the temptation to eat it and I don't even understand a salt hangover.

I'll have to look for that. The horseradish cheese is also really good if you like horseradish. At least we don't have to worry about the Bojos going to TJs I think the one closest to them is not in golf cart distance though I'm sure now that we mentioned it on here she'll probably bitch about it in a future vlog.

Hi Jenn,hi Courtney, you both suck. And so do you Dim.

 

[Littlemuv1]

It was pretty bad last week. My car was covered in the yellow stuff daily at WDW.

Oh no! Tim won’t want to leave the house