The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[Quasimodo]

Good news for Tim and his, um, lack of, well, you know.

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Her fake nails always look like they're trying to escape her nail bed.

 

[Forest]

I do wonder if she is hating the theme parks now that her obsession with food has died down. I think that’s why she says she is done with the cruises, the main draw for her was the food.

So we have two theme park vloggers who only eat food at the parks. One has the palate of a five-year-old. The other has lowered her appetite with a medication. Great combo!

 

[Orangebird]

I dislike those Mickey glasses too…tingles my trypophobia. Seems like a dig at Molly who recently posted wearing them…guess the jealousy that even the new and improved still stupid GLP1 Trackers can’t compete with the MC Patreon is getting to her. But the hilarious thing is she is walking around looking like a delusional middle aged woman…desperately trying to seem cool. I have a lot of second hand embarrassment for her in those stupid glasses and badly styled outfits. Losing weight doesn’t make you 20 again. I’m all for whimsical style (heck I wear Hello Kitty Adidas) but she isn’t being whimsical she is being cringe and desperate.
another good TJ cheese is port salut. Creamy and mild. I love the everything crackers too. Aldi and TJ are my faves around here.

 

[ETsMomma]

Courtney, I'd love it if you bought a can of whip cream and changed the labels on the "sunscreen" to see the hilarity that would ensue....for research purposes. They'd have to actually use the sunscreen so........maybe not.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Hot take- If no had mentioned that Dimmy sounds like Kermit (which he doesn’t)- he wouldn’t give AF to pretend to be a Muppet fan.

I agree. And he does a terrible job even pretending to be a Muppet fan. I still can’t believe he got that stupid (and terrible) tattoo.

Did he ever even ride Rock n Roller Coaster before? I can’t wait to see how much of a fan he is at reopening.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Best Dim can do is give his parents yet another Aura frame. The box is so nice you don't even have to wrap it!

Never mind that his vision impaired father probably can't even see the pictures. Ugh I really feel for both his parents. For these two aholes though not so much .

 

[BobbyC83]

Agreed. Jenn is constantly saying things she thinks she is supposed to say because she sees or hears it on social media and wants to seem more relatable. Like how she is always so tired because most moms of 2 young kids are constantly tired but Jenn doesn’t do jack shit for her kids and sleeps in so there should be no reason for her to be tired. It’s all an act. Jenn is a lot smarter than she lets on too.

at WDW last week I genuinely didn't know the days. No structure. No work. That was just for 5 days though. When your entire life is a vacation and you don't have a real job and ignore your responsibilities, I understand. It's another one of their dumb flexes. "Weeee look at us! Carefree! Don't even care about a schedule wheeee!"

 

[merann109]

honored to have been a member of this group project thread title! and can’t agree more, the last thread was a goddamn doozy (even with the trackers taking most of the last month off from posting).

 

[hcslacs]

Happy Easter! May all your backyard grass strewn jelly bean wishes come true.

 

[ETsMomma]

Nah thats every day of their lives. They are flat miserable being parents and in their home and out on their "job". But it's all golly gee and fake laughs on camera. Fake fake fake.

 

[PistachioNut]

Holy Shit after all this time....Mike's face is in a video?

And it was his invite. Damn, I'm good.

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Notice how he only meets up with random acquaintances when they can offer him a plus one spot…such a grifter. And they allow it!

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

I saw the pictures/stories on Insta/FB and all I see is two childless people living their best childless lives.

They really hate their kids.

 

[quietcandy]

I've never seen anyone say anything even remotely negative towards them in the Discord. People are often really stumped why certain words would be banned. The mods never offer any explanations when asked. It's a fairly positive place. Though it's kinda funny to see certain members constantly tag Tim and Jenn and never receive any sort of response. They just pop in whenever they feel like it, there's no structure at all. Jenn was really active in it for a few hours yesterday, but that was the first she'd been in in over a month. Maybe months.

 

[Blessyourheart]

Bitch, you have a fucking discord. Go there and blab to your minions about two of the most boring white people on Bravo (one of them being Ginn's idol, of course) fucking each other. Better yet, go to creddit, plenty of discourse there (if vloggers and coffee drinking kitties think we're unwell, they should check out the vitriol bravoholics bring).

OMG- they are the most boring white people. It’s clear she has no friends- making her also a boring white person.

 

[airbusA330]

Ginn has penis toes and Dim has shriveled penis fingers.

 

[BobbyC83]

And he's always super shady....

What does "partnered with to get this unit" actually mean Tim? They covered it? They gave you a discounted rate? You just booked it though them? They paid you to say this bullshit....
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And again with the fucking rack rate. Literally no one is paying rack rate for that room, Tim. And he's saying you can get it for $1200 through DVC Rental store. What he's not telling you is--you can't freely pick your dates and you're limited to what's available through them. You're renting other people's reservations and other people's points. He just does such a shitty job describing what this actually is.

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I actually tried to book through a few DVC rental places back in October for my trip last week. Nope. Like you said, it's not that easy. They said "nope sorry nothing is available...heres your $100 deposit back." Didn't even bother to call DVC owners to see if I could rent their points. You have to pick and choose what's available. Also to your point, no one books WDW rack rates. There's always a 30% off sale or some offer, even during summer or busy seasons. Tim does a crap job explaining it. Sure - if you're unemployed with a fake job like the Trackers, you can just look at what's available and go on a whim. Easy.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Not gray roots. She says they are blond roots that look gray.

This isn't "roots", girlfriend!

 

[PistachioNut]

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I think Dim might have brain worms. No offense to brain worms.
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NO ONE eats like that! At least not in normal society.

 

[Quasimodo]

The lounge chair pic is so incredibly distorted, she looks like she's 7 feet tall.

Another thing they could have done while at their most favorite beach vacation place EVER!!!!!! was to do on those beach photography shoots that literally everyone does when they are here. (And I myself may have even done a handful of times!) It would have been perfect for instagram and displayed the perfect little family that they are. They could a giant one printed and framed for the house, like all the other rich people around here do. People who live in $7 million beach houses do beach family photo shoots, Jenn. They just suck at this so much.

Wasn't that one of her "resolutions" for this year? Family pics?

They'd have to learn how to manage Budley, especially, in front of the photographer. They'd have to hire a stan photographer who would insist that both the boys' antics are sooooo adorable and haha they're just so funny! Yay, tons of pics with the kids melting down and sticking their tongues out and drooling! What a great family!

 

[elliebee27]

I made a strawberry trifle last night and finished this morning while waking up at 3am because jetlag We're doing dinner at my parents' since my dad hasn't fully recovered from his back surgery and my husband is on call at work right now, something broke. I'll be doing the cooking with Mr Bee. #sostressed kinda sorta. Happy Easter!