The Tim Tracker #187 BAM! so much content!

[xmasbdaygirl]

Is Mike the friend Tim doesn’t drink for?

I think TIM is the friend Tim doesn't drink for.

Two things in this video make me think that even more. In the very beginning, there are a ton of cuts and Jenn keeps looking at Tim for reassurance about how she's describing that he doesn't drink. Tim looks like he wants to die.

The other is, we've never heard anyone, even Tim, refer to himself as a sober person. Jenn does it here.

I've said this before, but want to stress it, I'm not an asshole. If Tim is sober. Good for him. I think it's commendable to be around all of the alcohol in the theme parks and not be tempted by it. He's in a field where there is constant alcohol and frequently goes (or at least went to) events where there was a ton of alcohol to try. But own that shit. It's something to be proud of. Instead--he blames a friend's sobriety on that doesn't drink and won't even touch a donut with whiskey glaze on it for fear that the alcohol hasn't all been burned off. OK, gotcha.

 

[Quasimodo]

When she brought up how school starting means she has to pack a lunch and get his uniform ready I literally threw my hands up. We all have to do this stuff as parents. The school prep doesn’t end for 12+ more years, Jenn! Add in more than one kid, multiple sports with practice gear/special shoes/snacks and water for before practice/game day uniforms that change with different matching pieces you have to track down and wash over and over. Plus activity and school forms to sign, homework to check, medical appointments and forms, groceries to buy but not taking the entire fucking family to the store. Not to mention 100 other things. She has one kid in pre-K and acts like it’s a chore to have to do a few things WHILE HAVING A NANNY THERE. Good luck in the future, the laundry is NOTHING now.

(Unless, of course, they never let their kids do activities and sports or other typical things kids do that require effort from the parents.)

This is just so absurd to me. This bitch doesn't get to act like a fucking martyr. BITCH YOU CHOSE TO PROCREATE. You made your bed now lay in it.

You know what? I also would hate to have to pack a lunch for a kid or 5 every day and deal with all of their kid shit. Which is why I decided to have cats instead of kids. I seriously can't stand people that pop children out and complain about the "no fucking shit" responsibilities that come with it. And with a nanny too, I just can't. Fuck her.

 

[scopeyscope]

Not gonna lie---the website makes it look like a place that they shoot porn at. Maybe they are thinking about branching into Only Fans?

I'm guessing the prices are because it's all you can drink?

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Yeah, I told my husband I said OK you’re sitting in a wooden barrel which is absolutely impossible to sanitize so you’re encouraging people to sit in this wooden barrel naked, there’s a sign that says “what happens in here basically stays in here”. You know people have screwed in those things, because I guess there are probably some people in the world who have a fantasy of beer sex. I don’t know, but the whole thing looks unsanitary and ridiculous

 

[Snippysnips]

I take a break an come back an they are in a beer bath

Tim - our channel can't get any worse
Jen - hold my beer

I just can't with these two, this is the same two that just 4 years ago tried to say they felt uncomfortable eating inside due to COVID, an now they are in beer baths than have probably never been disinfected ever an had other people do god knows what in them

Am going guess a "we are sick" vlog is coming soon

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Didn’t I say there would be a free lunch courtesy of Holy Moly? These people are too fucking predictable.

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

I’m seeing something….

Oh, ok, I got it…

Her Vag smiles like Oogie Boogie.

 

[hcslacs]

Checking out Tattle on a Saturday morning and seeing tubby Timmy titties was not on my bingo card.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Throwing out there since they have an editor I think it's a legitimate question

TTT 188: What Does Jenn Do?

 

[Galorious]

I have family members who are adopted as well as friends who are adopted.

While in my family members case it is obvious as one is biracial (my aunt and uncle who are a white couple) and the other is Hispanic from Paraguay. So it is pretty obvious looking at them with my aunt and uncle they are adopted (well maybe not as you don't know family dynamics). NO ONE and I mean NO ONE ever calls them "My adopted cousin." They are just my cousins.

Plus you know what they say about people living with each other too long or with pets too long. You start looking like your dog, cat, spouse. In my cousins case I think the one cousin looks like my aunt (the one born in Paraguay) and the biracial cousin looks like my uncle.

So yay, it makes me want to slap anyone who says that about "My adopted kids."

I'm adopted. Never once did I hear my late parents refer to me as their adopted daughter. My sister is their biological daughter. She never calls me her adopted sister. People comment how alike our kids are and we just smile and don't say anything. We're family.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I cut the family out because there's a kid....what the hell is going on with her crotch here? There's no way she doesn't feel that.

Jenn, this is not a look. You should be embarrassed to be out in public like that, let alone being photographed. It's time to burn those things.

And she has some seriously weird legs. That one leg looks like a peg leg in this pic. What the heck?

 

[FriedOrca]

New video posted- 17 minutes in Tim thanks Hilton Anaheim for upgrading his room!!! Pretty sure that was a Howard Johnson dumbass.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Tim bought himself and Jackson matching t-shirt’s and got Jackson an additional t-shirt.
He didn’t get a goddamn thing for Oliver. Tim is a shitty parent too. He even has admitted that Jenn has a stronger connection with Oliver. I guess that’s why he didn’t buy Oliver jack shit but Jackson got two different shirts.

 

[hcslacs]

Oliver is home, well, he's out on a walk with the nanny (presumably), so it doesn't look like they put him in school.

Also, looks like the nanny had to drive Jen to pick up Tim from the airport.

She's useless.

 

[airbusA330]

She’s truly a useless cunt.

 

[Giles21]

I'm a nice, down to earth Canadian who opens his laptop to enjoy my Tattle friends on a Sunday morning and what in the fuck am I watching? Jesus Christ this is the most puke inducing thing the Bojos have put up and that is saying something. My eyes are never going to be the same and there may be therapy involved. I'm with @Rebelle-Dim drinks but is petrified to be caught on film doing it. J10D looks, well, horrifying and Dim is a vision isn't he? Who thought this would be a good thing to do? And I agree they just randomly called anyone on I Drive for a freebie.

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

I have taken my kids to the Disney Holiday events from babies on, without a second thought or any regrets.

I bring a stroller and when they pass out, push them around knowing they had the best time and I had a better time watching and getting to provide them with that experience.

My kids have always made the parties better for me.

Then again, I like my kids and love being their mom.

 

[DisNuts]

They have photoshopped so many inches off her, I thought this was an old photo…

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Also, has she stopped wearing her wedding ring?

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

WTF? I didn't watch. What are you talking about? Did they do this during the live?

There's a new video up.

And yes---that was totally staged for us who commented on their awkward airport reunion scene. And it was fucking weird.

And 5 minutes in--Tim has mentioned using the bathroom twice. Including his fondness for using his own toilet now that he's home.

 

[Quasimodo]

Just gonna capture this for posterity's sake.

Okay, Dim.

Sorry Dim I'm just not going to ever believe that they just happened to spontaneously upgrade you to their only retro suite during one of the very busiest times of the year for your solo ass (Manservant Mike was staying at another hotel, confirmed). Especially when you followed them on IG before your trip. And can't even thank them properly. And googled and read off of a written article someone else had written about HoJo's history. What a mancunt.

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

In the first minute and a half there are probably 6 cuts. They couldn't do an introduction in one take?

And Jenn is looking at Tim for reassurance when she's describing how he doesn't drink.

This is gross. Like really gross.

And Jenn says---"This reminds me of Uncle Orville" (from Carousel of Progress) to which Tim replies "No respect" What the actual fuck Tim? You need to just cancel your AP. You have just proven that you have absolutely no idea about Disney Parks. It's "No privacy at all around this place". What a fucking loser.

Also, no chance she's pregnant. In a hot tub. Drinking both wine and beer. Praise be.

They're in the tub together. I'm out.

Because I saw it, you all have to see it too. This should have been an insta reel. A 2 minute with music playing and words on the screen thing. Not this. Repulsed is an understatement.

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I would literally die if this was how I was portrayed on the internet. I don't care if it brought me $50 million. I would be mortified.

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Where is Florida Resident Edits? We need you STAT! I cannot believe this is actually real.