The Tim Tracker #103 Hi Marie!

[Quasimodo]

Thread title courtesy of @SirHiss and some Tracker stan named Marie who is denial she's part of a cult and would probably have totally fallen for Ted Bundy's "niceness" and charm.

We may be finally hopefully done with more redundant cruise vlogs until next year or until Dim loses his mind and ditches his tumor wife and 2 spawn so he can do a solo cruise and wear all his plastic cruise medals around his neck along with a platinum lanyard so he has something to brag to Goofy about and something to yell after Chip and Dale as a pick-up line as he runs after them while zooming in on their furry butts.

Will Dim ever buy larger swim trunks?

Will Ginn ever be able to survive not eating shrimp for more than a week?

Will her nose ring become embedded?

Will Prop #2 be born with thrush and smell like sourdough?

Will J¢ pick up a Swiffer sponsorship for spending so much time picking up debris from the floor?


Stay tuned!

And check out the wiki if you haven't yet: https://tattle.life/wiki/thetimtracker

 

[ImRonBurgundy?]

The Tim Tracker #104: Enjoying “family time” that Jackson would have loved.

 

[Imbris]

Starts around 28:15.

Holy crap. Quote from Jenn: "Not everybody is looking for the family time on the cruise like we were. Some people just want to get away from their kids."

This from the couple who hired a fully time nanny to go on vacations with them and watch their kid half the time. This from the couple who doesn't look happier than when they're at an event by themselves. This from the couple where dad literally spent half the Castaway Cay day away from his kid so he could do solo activities. The cognitive dissonance is ASTOUNDING.

 

[SirHiss]

Woo Hoo, my first thread title!!!! Thanks Marie, couldn't have done it without you!

 

[travesty]

The Trackers should read this and think long and hard about what they're doing before it's too late and their kids go no contact with them when they're older.

 

[HaroldTheWalrus]

Given that it’s Thanksgiving, I thought it would be a nice gesture to stop with the hating and, instead, celebrate all things that the Trackers are genuinely great at! After all, we can’t be ‘unwell‘ every day of the year and it’s always good to show that we‘re capable of being nice, when the occasion calls for it.

So, click the link below to see my list of the Trackers’ greatest accomplishments…

Spoiler: The Tracker List of Greatness…

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[Southpaw33]

Last thread recap in GIFs:

 

[eatcherheartout]

Ben will blocked soon.

 

[Quasimodo]

They're telling the kid they can't cruise anymore because of his little brother. Good way to start building resentment against his new sibling starting now. Also, SHUT THE FUCK UP, no one who isn't a brainless stan feels bad for you that you can't go cruises every other week for a few months.

Like honestly, they're so removed from reality, it's just beyond disgusting. Go home, clean your fucking home, and get your fucking shit together.

They're just atrophying so quickly from their terrible lifestyle habits and being resistant to learning. With people in actual jobs, you're generally always learning new things and doing professional development. These two cannot be bothered to make any effort to stimulate whatever remaining brain cells are in their greasy noggins. They look worse than anyone I know who is stressed and juggling a usual 40 hr+ work week while maintaining their personal life obligations.

 

[VloggerCritic]

The Tim Tracker 104 - All In All It Was A Fantastic Day to Complain About Almost Everything We Did

 

[scoker]

Hahahaha. Jenn says some people just hand their kids off to cast members and are just trying to get away from family time unlike them! Hahahaha! Bitch you can’t wait to get away from your kids. A nanny for one kid? Jackson would love it being said constantly. Doesn’t seem like you enjoy family time. Is the man mentioning the crying kid named Tim Bojanowski?

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Jenn’s face is so swollen it’s absolutely even harder to look at than usual. Jenn, I didn’t think it was possible for you to be any more disgusting but goddamn it you exceeded my expectations in one aspect of your existence.

also, without doxxing myself…here is what I looked like at 30 weeks pregnant. I am the same height as you are…there is NO fucking excuse for you to be the size of a Goodyear motherfucking blimp you waddling gutter slut

sorry I’ve been MIA. It’s a busy time of year in our house and I’m hosting Turkey day this year so I’m a bit overwhelmed

 

[hcslacs]

Celebrity sighting!

Just look at that penmanship.

And Happy Thanksgiving!!

 

[Maleficent50]

So much to unpack with the latest shit! So Larj Marj doesn’t want to go home cut to prop with a face like a slapped arsed I don’t wanna go home. They are RUINING this kid. Why do they need a diaper genie if he’s “almost potty trained” but you always see him with a bulging nappy? Go to lounge for breakfast and comment about other peoples pronunciation of muesli after dolphin nose potatoes? Eat every fucking thing in sight. Miss express leaving ship but still get it because you absolutely know they complained off camera. Blaming unborn child for not being able to cruise to the prop. Diddums you can’t cruise fir a free months when people save for years for one cruise.

Car wash bit was weird. She doesn’t know what cleaning products she’ll like.

Moaning that not enough stock of merch.

Cuntcierge - moaning because they didn’t feel speshul because nobody knew their name didn’t get chance to use the deck - here’s a thought Beef Flaps don’t take a 4 hour Kip all day and you might get chance to use the space

They were soooooo offended because the staff didn’t know their names

Oh my days who moans about a bloody elevator? You could both use the stairs to be fair might do you both good

That being said … all in all…. we had a shit vlog and now it’s time to pay the super sticker

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

J needs a dog - all kids should have one! J should also be learning to hit a ball, or soccer or SOMETHING. My kids started with a t-ball set - a stand, wiffle ball and plastic bat. It teaches coordination- and I always told my kids as they got a little older, keep trying different stuff you enjoy; just gave fun with it! All kids need that! Sports, dancing, arts and crafts - anything.

No. No; he does not need a dog, or a cat, or a bird, or anything else that is living with a personality and feelings. His piece of shit parents barely take care of their Prop, let’s not subject another living being to their perpetual bullshit. It’s bad enough the demon succubus is growing another replicant for them to neglect.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

Holy crap. Quote from Jenn: "Not everybody is looking for the family time on the cruise like we were. Some people just want to get away from their kids."

This from the couple who hired a fully time nanny to go on vacations with them and watch their kid half the time. This from the couple who doesn't look happier than when they're at an event by themselves. This from the couple where dad literally spent half the Castaway Cay day away from his kid so he could do solo activities. The cognitive dissonance is ASTOUNDING.

Remember the time on Hawaii when they left the miracle child with a stranger? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

[ImRonBurgundy?]

So it just leaked that DCL is introducing a new tier to their Castaway Club. It will be called Pearl and will require 25 sailings. The Bojos were so desperate to attain platinum so they could flex being at the top of the DCL food chain…..looks like that’s not happening any more.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

To me it would be like some people are 'hiding' behind the safety of Tattle Life, and not 'putting their head above the parapet.'
That's just how I feel. No offence.

This is the second time this week that someone has mentioned people here 'hiding'...Marie?!?! Is that you Marie?!?!

In case you aren't Marie, I'm shadowbanned on 3 YT accounts, I've never seen or noticed them reacting to anything I've posted in their lives, so I don't do it anymore. To me, it's pointless. The stans can't see it. We know they read here. Anything I have to say, they can read it here.

 

[2020planner]

Yep it increased to that from the $119 shown right after the live. I think it is just a lag in the data not more super thanks after they were done.

Website for those interested in this stuff:

TheTimTracker's Super Chat Revenue

Statistics of TheTimTracker's Super Chat Revenue

playboard.co

That's gross.

$239 to sit on your ass and talk to people about virtually nothing (including calling your husband an "idiot savant" and pimping out your miracle child)... for a whopping 58 minutes.

What the hell has happened to our society when crap like this is deemed acceptable? encouraged? lauded? promoted as "entertainment"?

It's disgusting.

#grifters #gogetarealjob

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Tim: “The only complaint that I have…”

proceeds to complain about every single thing