the Knightstrider #2 The PervStrider, scrounge on!

[The_Knight_Scrounger]

Not everyone was a fan of moobs carry on at Tandoori Hut

 

[The_Knight_Scrounger]

Hi Everyone - Great News I have another product I am really, really excited to put my name to.. I am a total Wanker so there will never be a shortage of my new "Bob Beamon" cream
Rrp £35 but for everyone bought - 10p goes to charity !

Laura regularly uses it and you can see the difference.......

 

[YorkshireLady]

Well said!!

 

[The_Knight_Scrounger]

Breaking News.....Garvey has just landed with our brand new Merch !!

 

[Axcole]

Found this thread thanks to @Telly Fanatic

Me and my partner have been hate watching them for a few months now. Watching the travel day vlog currently and I cannot get over how much those two make me cringe. Moan, moan, moan from the minute they arrived at the airport.

He’s bought a two week pass because it’s the same price as a one week pass but we all know that means they’ll have an “extension” at the end of the week for a few days. Says the Wi-Fi was good for doing business on the plane…. We all know what kind of business he was attending to

 

[mattjw1974]

I love reading posts on here, it absolutely makes my day when I know there’s like minded people who share the same thoughts about the Manchild and Annamilf. He might be a simpleton but we all know he’s trying his best to mug us all off. The disciples, as I call them, all buy into his ‘channel’ but I just watch/cringe usually with my head in my hands. In the last vlog he’s in the jacuzzi, moobs slightly out of shot somehow, and he’s literally sipping Prime because he knows that basically nobody in the UK can get their hands on any. The disciples will say ‘oh he’s worked hard, he deserves it’ but in my eyes he’s absolutely rubbing it in in his usual smug way! The constant flow of pizza, donuts, fizzy drinks and Starbucks coffee will inevitably see him overtake Annamilf in the cup sizes. The return to the UK will then see Dick Garvey and the rest of the clan join Pandy and Anna for the flight back to Tenerife where we have to endure another 2 weeks of slapstick fun. We all know where they’ll be eating and exactly what will be ordered from the menu…..I’ll go for cheesy naan and butter chicken……at some point Dick Garvey will have the hottest curry ever because we’ve not seen that for a few months! It’s getting so bad I’d rather see the Macmaster chewing a fucking kitkat on the plane and giving it the thumbs down after pulling a few faces!!

 

[thinice]

 

[thinice]

Ok it's time for a new thread, new title suggestion to fit in with their latest moneygrab and also so it shows up at the top of google when the deluded followers type in 'knightstrider buddies bar'.

The Knightstrider #3 - Buddies Bar - Putting the 'Pornstar' in Pornstar Martini

(Or any other suggestions are more than welcome to make the title even better)

 

[thinice]

Does anybody have any idea why his nickname on here is 'Moobs'? I'm struggling to understand why

 

[mattjw1974]

Annamilllf at it again, this time in broad daylight at Siam Park. Absolutely disgraceful

 

[creepstrider]

Anyone endured the latest snooze fest, Pandy in a state cuz he can’t find any XL T-shirts in under armour outlets, all they have are Medium, Pandy lets us all know not to bother going to those outlets unless you are looking for kids clothing. Back to his normal outlets he still struggles to find anything to fit him and in another state when he goes into Adidas but it’s not clear how much discount is being offered. Dressed like a clown like he usually is, he tries to enter a fancy steakhouse dressed like a tramp but is quickly shown the door as he doesn’t meet the dress code requirements and ends up going to the worlds largest McDonalds, trying to find some unusual items but yup he ends up getting a plain cheeseburger like we all knew he would, he lets us know if you ever go there to either take away and eat in your car or hotel room, he cannot believe how busy the biggest McDonalds in the world is… absolute fcking melt!

 

[stunrw]

That will teach me for opening Tattle when there are people stood behind me on the tram

 

[The_Knight_Scrounger]

We all agree, moobs and his gormless/clueless (business) partner are so transfixed on making money there is nothing they wouldn't do (annamilf splodge pics)

He really is a devious but clueless C@%T !!

These two have lived there for 8 years but until recently have CLEARLY never eaten out !! - they have no idea of where most restaurants are - would not be able to name 3 acts on the local circuit and have NO friends !!

The TWAT has the most uneducated food palate of any adult !!
And clearly doesn't like alcohol and can't take his drink but today finished off milfs cocktail rather than leave a mouthful the tight C@#T

The only people that are sadder and more pathetic than these two parasites are the hangers on that purposely follow him on "Lives" to say hello to there friends at home ffs and trip over themselves to bring moobs and gormless freebies from UK.

These ends need taking down a peg or two and it's time WE stick a few spanners in the works

So.....are you In ?
We need to disrupt his social media, let those that clearly aren't aware of their seedy past with links to annamilf etc...

Who is next over to Tenerife and would disrupt a live walk ?!?
with pictures of annamilf and questioning them on their very public porn activity

He is getting fat too big for his moobs..... all in say aye

 

[creepstrider]

Type Knightstrider into Twitter, some hate for him on there too hahaha

This Lisa bird was lining him up for an award for best YouTuber hahahahha

 

[Reno70]

Moobs looks like a right clown in his latest vlog to celebrate 50 thousand subs!!! Walking down the street in a banana shirt??? Laura has put a pair of heels on for the special occasion, pulled out the wardrobe from her last porn video. Within 5 minutes Moobs is telling us how "busy everywhere is" has nobody told him he lives in a all year round tourist destination??? What the fu#k has Anamilff done to her hair? Has she seriously took time to look like that? Cheeky bastards asking for the music to be turned down tge second they get in! Then snaps at the waiter saying " we live here". So what?
I lasted 10 mins in to the vlog, as soon as Annamilf produced her Disney children's bag it was time to switch off! They can't even pronounce Satay, Sat-ay , instead pronounce it Sat-I.....pair of plums.

 

[Humphrey Rudge]

The Siam Park vid:

The big nancy boy wasn't happy with the entrance because it wasn't colourful enough and could have done with some tinsel

Again he wore a t-shirt the whole time. It really is embarrassing and shows how self-conscious the big pussy must be. He's happy to post laura all over the internet with spunk on her face and even gave a close up of her fat arse but poor pandy has to wear a t-shirt to hide his moobs which were on full show anyway with the wet t-shirt.

His constant woos and ahhs are so annoying when he goes on a slide. God help the poor folk who have to share an inflatable with him and laura on those slides, they must think who the hell is this weirdo...

 

[Sybil]

Fucking hell, the tits on that

New thread title.
The Knightstrider #Tits on That

 

[OnlyanExcuse69]

He now seems to be churning our his boring chepo restaurant vlogs, shock horror he ordered garlic bread with cheese again followed by chicken and chips!!! Can't beat variation??? Does he ever try anything else?
He seems to have become some sort of food critic now and critiques the restaurant in question. Cheeky bastard! I would literally show him the door if I saw him walking up to my business with his ridiculous camera filming customers. Even Laura looked embarrassed in this one!!

Yes, they seem to think they are the go to food critics of Tenerife as well. The thing is they are so dull.
On these cheapo 3 course menus he always orders garlic bread with cheese. And then goes on to rave about a bit of cheese on toast!
Annamilf is gluten free, in case we have all forgotten, so she will normally go for exactly the same option every time as well.
They are just so boring with their tastes but in their own minds should be judges on Masterchef. They both always leave any veg or salad as well.
Funny wasn't it in this vlog, that he moaned about not having a sauce with his chicken breast. No shit sherlock. You could have ordered one with all your money but he would rather moan like a little child.
The bingo to follow was dreadful. Lots of music could be heard, but for some reason Andy Pandy didn't go into a meltdown.
Those plane spotting vlogs are desperate. He thinks he is the new BigJet TV of Tenerife. But the views should tell him otherwise. I just hope the Spanish airforce decide to use his vehicle for target practice.
I see the family appear to be over. So look out for a live scrounge fest of superchat free drinks for the family at the Vault Bar etc. coming to a screen near you soon...

 

[The_Knight_Scrounger]

 

[Humphrey Rudge]

Another couple of embaressing vlogs where Man Tits takes his Dad for breakfast, the first place Moobsy declares they have gone somewhere healthy and then proceeds to order a chocolate crossaint???? We live in hope the next day for the healthy choice but Moobs orders a full fry up and caramel latte! He looked like he was going to cry when they didnt have fried bread on the menu. Nether the less old Moobs wolfs down his fry and sugartastic latte. We then get a couple of shots where he is filming the order at the bar which looks to me like he is filming the waitresses tits. Andy Pandy clearly has tiy envy that hers are bigger than his.

I saw that breakfast vid. Garvey asked for a load of plum tomatoes clearly thinking they'd just give extra without having to pay more, the guy then asked how many and he said 8. What he got was 8 grilled half tomatoes and he was charged 0.80 euros for each one which saw him paying 6.40 euros for tomatoes alone! bet he was shocked when he saw the bill, absolutely no chance he expected to pay that for tomatoes