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There was an old man from Sprocket,

Who went up to Space in a Rocket,

The Rocket went bang,

His gonads went clang,

And his bum ended up in his pocket
 
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said,

‘Have you got anything for wind?’

So he gave me a kite
 
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I was doing an arrowword puzzle today and one of the clues was: "____ off, averts", 5 letters, first letter F. Couldn't help thinking "ducks off" but I knew it couldn't be that :ROFLMAO: just a little thing that made me chuckle earlier

Never figured out what it was, so if anyone knows the answer, let me know!
 
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I was doing an arrowword puzzle today and one of the clues was: "____ off, averts", 5 letters, first letter F. Couldn't help thinking "ducks off" but I knew it couldn't be that :ROFLMAO: just a little thing that made me chuckle earlier

Never figured out what it was, so if anyone knows the answer, let me know!
Fends?
 
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