The funny thread

[Sibz]

I was doing an arrowword puzzle today and one of the clues was: "____ off, averts", 5 letters, first letter F. Couldn't help thinking "fucks off" but I knew it couldn't be that just a little thing that made me chuckle earlier

Never figured out what it was, so if anyone knows the answer, let me know!

 

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[TheMiceInTheShed]

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No wonder she's smiling!

 

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[Rosie glow]

1.07 makes me cry with laughter

 

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[TheMiceInTheShed]

"Set phasers tae malkie".

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Garron, darling - you are indeed delicious.

 

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There was an old man from Sprocket,

Who went up to Space in a Rocket,

The Rocket went bang,

His gonads went clang,

And his bum ended up in his pocket

 

[Melian]

10 year old boy defends title mimicking seagulls

'Seagull boy' swoops in to retain European screeching title

Cooper, 10, retained his screeching crown - though his little sister gave him a run for his money.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

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Posted this on another thread but I'm sure it fits in here too saw this in b and m the other day

 

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