I once woke my dad at 6 AM because there was a spider in the bathtub. He was pretty grumpy.Sorry this is completely random but it did make me smile. My 16 year old daughter just shouted to my husband to come and remove a spider from her bedroom. I remembered something my little sister said, probably about 30 years ago. "Men are only good for one thing.......... Squashing spiders!"
Who will squash bugs at chateau? Snorty will say he is allergic and have a panic attack. Amauri will crush the insect with his mighty body. Dan will get the flame thrower. Matt will pick up insect and throw it at Snorty. Sillymar will put bug on leaf and take it to the woods. Ian will scoop up bug and feed it to chicken. Potty will take a picture of it. Nick tree man will bite head off without being dared to do so. Gerry will tramp on it and say “there you go Darlin”. Ivo will frame it and hang with bug collection. MP says he can’t kill a spider today but he will kill one bug a day each day next week. Davy will make a 13 page plan how to remove bug humanly. Thomas will get the bug, clean up bug area, paint bug area and 4 other rooms, build bug coffin, finish spa, renovate staff bedrooms, dig out lake and move another mattress all before he cooks lunch.I once woke my dad at 6 AM because there was a spider in the bathtub. He was pretty grumpy.
I think the answer to all of those is 'Who gives a shite?' With the exception of question 4. Jam before cream!Possible topics of discussion in this thread:
Is Phyllis the lapdog banging Fanny?
What did Fanny have for breakfast this morning and where is she now?
Is Fanny going to go to NY and, if she doesn't, where will she go next?
What do you put on a scone first, the jam or the cream?
Is clotted cream good for your health?
Why does Fanny look so worn out on the flight to Barbados when she doesn't work?
Where is Selmar and is Tatyana real?
Where is Teabag and why hasn't he made any more flogs?
Yes it’s good for your healthPossible topics of discussion in this thread:
Is Phyllis the lapdog banging Fanny?
What did Fanny have for breakfast this morning and where is she now?
Is Fanny going to go to NY and, if she doesn't, where will she go next?
What do you put on a scone first, the jam or the cream?
Is clotted cream good for your health?
Why does Fanny look so worn out on the flight to Barbados when she doesn't work?
Where is Selmar and is Tatyana real?
Where is Teabag and why hasn't he made any more flogs?
STUPENDOUS!!!!Who will squash bugs at chateau? Snorty will say he is allergic and have a panic attack. Amauri will crush the insect with his mighty body. Dan will get the flame thrower. Matt will pick up insect and throw it at Snorty. Sillymar will put bug on leaf and take it to the woods. Ian will scoop up bug and feed it to chicken. Potty will take a picture of it. Nick tree man will bite head off without being dared to do so. Gerry will tramp on it and say “there you go Darlin”. Ivo will frame it and hang with bug collection. MP says he can’t kill a spider today but he will kill one bug a day each day next week. Davy will make a 13 page plan how to remove bug humanly. Thomas will get the bug, clean up bug area, paint bug area and 4 other rooms, build bug coffin, finish spa, renovate staff bedrooms, dig out lake and move another mattress all before he cooks lunch.
Cream before jam, man!I think the answer to all of those is 'Who gives a shite?' With the exception of question 4. Jam before cream!
When my Dad was little he had to wash in a tin bath in front of the fire. He was third to go in after his two older brothers, one of whom would always piss in the bath. When he complained to his Mun she said "It's good for your skin!". My Dad's response was "Our Mike's a bastard!"Yes it’s good for your health
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Going on the scones I will make tomorrow
M
What time would you like me to arrive for tea?Yes it’s good for your health
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Going on the scones I will make tomorrow
M
OMG Priceless.Who will squash bugs at chateau? Snorty will say he is allergic and have a panic attack. Amauri will crush the insect with his mighty body. Dan will get the flame thrower. Matt will pick up insect and throw it at Snorty. Sillymar will put bug on leaf and take it to the woods. Ian will scoop up bug and feed it to chicken. Potty will take a picture of it. Nick tree man will bite head off without being dared to do so. Gerry will tramp on it and say “there you go Darlin”. Ivo will frame it and hang with bug collection. MP says he can’t kill a spider today but he will kill one bug a day each day next week. Davy will make a 13 page plan how to remove bug humanly. Thomas will get the bug, clean up bug area, paint bug area and 4 other rooms, build bug coffin, finish spa, renovate staff bedrooms, dig out lake and move another mattress all before he cooks lunch.
Yass Queen!Always jam before cream.
My point ...I think the answer to all of those is 'Who gives a shite?' With the exception of question 4. Jam before cream!
Another one, @TheTaxInspector:Possible topics of discussion in this thread:
Is Phyllis the lapdog banging Fanny?
What did Fanny have for breakfast this morning and where is she now?
Is Fanny going to go to NY and, if she doesn't, where will she go next?
What do you put on a scone first, the jam or the cream?
Is clotted cream good for your health?
Why does Fanny look so worn out on the flight to Barbados when she doesn't work?
Where is Selmar and is Tatyana real?
Where is Teabag and why hasn't he made any more flogs?
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