Methinks I might have had a crush on your last avatars…..It could be that she has a family emergency back home, or maybe she is simply homesick, there could be many innocent reasons.
But, theon my shoulder hopes, like others here, that she is the first in a long line of disappointed fans and patrons that will have their dreams of love, life and laughter shattered on arrival at the shatoo. If that is the case then I do hope she rips up the non-disclosure papers and spills the beans.
Love? (conditional: only as long as you suck up and pay up)
Life? (as long as it benefits SJ's life, not your's)
Laughter? (directed at you, behind your back, all the way to the bank)
Should have gone to Specsavers? No, should have read Tattle and BELIEVED us.
Thats Andrew in drag at the back ............ I told you he is with them in Italy !!!!
Steph and Philip.
AkaTrotter failure
Apologies didn’t see this before posting.
Bravo !!!! Exactly !One of my pet peeves about the so-called Doing It Ourselves vlog is that --they don't do anything themselves!
It was a surprise from Dan's wife, Annalise, so probably on the up and up.
Sorry, didn't see your post before posting my reply.My understanding, per @Clara Burnett's post, is that it was via a voucher from Stephanie.
I sort of feel sorry for Cara .... she thought she would have the La La land experience . Its a lot of money to get there and a lot of risk for infections - not just at the chateau but onboard planes , trains etc and , of course people you cross with on the way.You are so right. Cara is arriving believing there will be evenings on the terrace, dancing and lots of socialising and all of them taking a keen interest in her wool work and being filmed doing it. Now, with Natti involved in admin and Dan only there to cook at weekends, she will be on her own in the week and helping to run a BnB at the weekend. It seems that it is not just one week of the three she is staying that they plan to be away. In reality though, Steph was never going to be hanging about in the chateau with her patrons.
Omg .not that blue t shirt again...come on make an end to this...phone nutty...and try to make a videocall...maybe you can talk to him..and when your lucky...he shows his ass...Oh there is one bad boy at lala. Broad shoulders, striking face, muscular body… He..
Do I really need to say who? You all know who I mean.
those might be on-off Patreons waiting for regular content.Michael's contributors last Monday: 525, 538 today!
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Teabag's walking down a corridor in Begmania ... . He's holding up his phone and talking, but there's no one else there (must be flogging again ...). Suddenly, he bumps into Billy Pickpocket who's also holding up his phone and talking ... to no one (must be pickpocketing again ...).
Billy: What 'ave you done, Michael?
Teabag: What do you mean what 'ave I done?
Billy: You know what I mean ... that vlog you put out about the truth an all that ... . What are you playin' at Michael? The subscribers and patrons are droppin' like blinkin' flies!
Teabag: I just wanted to tell everyone the truth about who and what I am ... being an artist is very difficult ... you know what I've been thru recently ...
Billy: It's not about the truth, Michael, is it? It's about the brand an creatin an image, innit? An you know what you've gone an done, don't ya? You've gone an stuck a fackin' great needle in everythin we've created and the money's gonna dry up. An then what are we gonna do? I've got another sprog to feed now ... . None of us can do the lingo and none of us work. It's a bloomin disaster!
Teabag: You could always sell some of them paintings an books you been buyin ...
Billy: The're not wurf noffin, you know that ... all for show, innit? Make us look rich ... You know what I'd do if I were you, don'tya? I'd just remove it, mate ...
Teabag: Yeah, you're right, Billy. I'll just remove it. No one will know, will they? Then I can just go back to doin the videos everyone loves ... like how to make a salad and pick tomatoes ... . Everyone loves that, don't they?
Billy: You'd better hope they do forget, Michael, because these things always leave a nasty smell ... You seen what they've been sayin about you on Tattle? They've been takin the piss out of you somethin rotten on there! That TaxInspector's really got it in for you and the rest of em ...
Teabag: Well, you won't change that ... that's all they do on there ... take the piss all day ...
Billy: Well you've given them plenty of ammo, haven't ya?
Teabag: You know what? I'm finkin of jackin it all in ... I don't want Andrew to become the subject of idle gossip on that site ...
Billy: Too late, mate ... they've been gettin stuck into him as well ... should see what they've been sayin ... one of em on there's even got pics of him in the noddy ...
Teabag: You serious? Where did they get that from?
Billy: Don't be a w**ker, Michel, you know very well what he's been up to ... he's all over the flippin Internet flauntin himself and his wares ...
Teabag: Right, that's it! Why don't you go on Tattle as well, Billy? You might as well ...
Billy: Listen, all that counts is the dosh, innit? You've got two choices ... eiver you carry on doin' borin videos or it's a job in the local Brico ...
Teabag: Well I'd betta carry on doin borin videos then, hadn't I?
Billy: Good man! Show them how to make a fried egg, or 'ave ya done that one already?
Ma and Pa call Billy and Teabag into the editing room for a serious talk about the drop in revenue from the pickpocket business ...
those might be on-off Patreons waiting for regular cintebtMichael's contributors last Monday: 525, 538 today!
Omg .not that blue t shirt again...come on make an end to this...phone nutty...and try to make a videocall...maybe you can talk to him..and when your lucky...he shows his ass...
Cara has read Tattle and seen my obsession for Shutter Dogs! Thanks Cara.
Agent 007No party on tonight? Still hangovered?
I do remember Selmar saying something about how the shoes will not fit her as her feet are bigger… Someone had posted in connection with a video but it was weeks/months ago.Tattlers drinking together...could get interesting.
So, what does this Tatiana look like? I want to see her! If she is real and turns up at Lalande to dance in those high heeled Labotins,- what will Stephanie say? Perhaps Tatiana is stunning and steals her stage? That would be funny.
There must be a bigger audience for coal scuttle polishing than you thought.....So Andrew is still at Trotter Towers and Trotter's subscribers have increased? I cannot venture an opinion because I am baffled by it.
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