Oh....urgh, poor Ian got flashed and a face full every time she raised her arms, here you can see the point he screams 'stop stop my eyes are bleeding' ....
Oh....urgh, poor Ian got flashed and a face full every time she raised her arms, here you can see the point he screams 'stop stop my eyes are bleeding' ....
Nobody could be bothered to iron the creases out of the tablecloth.In addition to being a complete phlegm munter … snorts …
That table is not beautiful
Is he colour blind in addition to every other personality traits - that are missing ???
Also
SSB says I love the white flowers - adore the yellow
Completely ignores
And he cuts the pink …. With green - compost colours all over the table !!!
And again
Twice - pernicious SSB
Is throwing crisps down her gums
And has the temerity to snigger whilst telling Dan ….
Her arrogance is only superseded by her complete and utter total ingorance
Genuinely - the winds along with the shite weather are heaping down on lalande
Best she minds her step ….Dan’s growing organically subscribers on the rise
That video hasent got 25k in 4 hours
Guess ppl aren’t so enamoured with the bitchy side of her cracking face .
Good one - I was working on - I am a guest - get me out of here - featuring the jam specialists as first to escape.Dan would and did suss out better angles of the Shitoo, he made it look positively glowing in his vlog.
Also, I noticed he doesn't do 'camera in your face' as a vlogger-unlike Steph. He also has a nicer bit of kit.
Steph could learn a lot.
I'm a useless individual 'Get me out of Here...!'
New title for that ever popular game show.
Nobody could be bothered while trying for dead flower arrangement humour to edit out - shutters in such a sad state. Outside furniture so crappy - I have better outside furniture and I would expect better from a chateau - Patter ons...see your money get better seating.Nobody could be bothered to iron the creases out of the tablecloth.
Wait - the chapel, which got so many puters in with donations - back burner??? Or are they doing research in Italy - wait for the vlog SJ "this little chapel reminds me so much of Lalande - we can do this"..No SJ you can not.Posts
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SSB and snorts are in Italy
With bag head and Marie
And Vivian
…. Life is just dandy …. No respect for Covid or anything else
That’s snorts in 4 countries in 10 days
God save Italy
Plans for her new balcony
Snorts now wants a coat of arms
Guess Potts n bag head have a new partner
Oh gerrys apartment is going to have massive insulation
Nutti s as well
So that’s no lake
No new windows
But there will be new balcony’s made in stone
Oh … analise was there doing her hair …. So started the full patron video with a head of foils
Ingorant dosent cover it
Baby doll dress and foils - mummy in SA just fell off her sofa,Oh....urgh, poor Ian got flashed and a face full every time she raised her arms, here you can see the point he screams 'stop stop my eyes are bleeding' ....
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I tried to watch it, but never got out of the kitchen...Oh....urgh, poor Ian got flashed and a face full every time she raised her arms, here you can see the point he screams 'stop stop my eyes are bleeding' ....
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Just to warn you, as soon as restrictions lift a bit, all the Lurgys will start circulating again!! The U.K. is full of bugs going around, no one knows if they have flu, a cold, tummy bugs or the dreaded Covid.Testing is common place for every symptom. ItS the height of the summer for us, usually the healthiest time of the year, now the unhealthiest I have ever known!Yes, Sydney is a bloody disaster - so maybe early lock downs are the go - your poor friend - if it is not enough stress to think you could have the virus, everyone else wants to be sure you haven't. I have to say one thing - observation. Having a drink with a friend tonight we were observing the winter past - never been so healthly. Usually we ALL get colds and manky moments.This year - nothing. Despite the very scary fact a deadly virus could hit our community, bad news..on the whole we have escaped all the winter lurgys!
Any photos from her instagram, @Clara Burnett ? The account is private...!No surprise. As I mentioned yesterday, SJ's longtime friend Kim Raad, the one who was supplying her with pocket money in her horrible poor years, is at the HMN at the moment and SJ usually makes a point of avoiding her. Kim has long been the guinea pig for SJ's grifting without any effort or give something back in return, perfecting this game to use on her generous patrons.
Oh dear..... thanks for the heads up ! I get my flu jab every year but you can still get colds etc.The U.K. is full of bugs going around, no one knows if they have flu, a cold, tummy bugs or the dreaded Covid.Testing is common place for every symptom. ItS the height of the summer for us, usually the healthiest time of the year, now the unhealthiest I have ever known!
The significant other who waves hubby off to work (Ian) will be thrilled to see this clip. It is one thing to humiliate yourself on a world wide platform. It is another to make an audience out of your builder. Another show to pitch to reality TV - I am a handyman - get me out of here. So much insulation - time to fix those blow open windows and doors Fanny!Never thought I'd suggest that a grown woman should put her pants on before meeting with builders.
It occurs to me that guests show up for the theatrics at LaLaLand and would be disappointed if Steppy behaved in a decent normal manner. It must be exhausting to put on a show all the time.
That's what I'm telling myself, anyway because surely she's not like that, really... @Clara Burnett ??
meanwhile it was Phillip's manky handy all over the plates that would have made them ill. Also did no one notice around the end of the Dan cooks vlog, Phil in the kitchen sans mask? SJ is clearly jealous of Dan since he is the sleeper.. he is talented, loved and real...things she can't buy.felt a bit off when guests hear it...heavens imagine if any of them did get sick LOL?
Yes that's so true, everybody's got the sniffles hereJust to warn you, as soon as restrictions lift a bit, all the Lurgys will start circulating again!! The U.K. is full of bugs going around, no one knows if they have flu, a cold, tummy bugs or the dreaded Covid.Testing is common place for every symptom. ItS the height of the summer for us, usually the healthiest time of the year, now the unhealthiest I have ever known!
Stephanie Jarvis the Hyacinth Bucket of the chateaux sceneHer pretentiousness forms the foundation of her middleclassness. Real aristocrats couldn't care less if they pronounce it right, use the right fork etc. in their daily lives. The formal stuff is for formal occasions, the rest of the time it's just business as normal, youknow, keeping the middle class in their place and putting the peasants down
I think both Natti and SJ know Marie was a poor cook and are trying to make Dan look less qualified as a chef than he is. I know if I were Dan I would make up any excuse not to do this again. Have to keep in mind that Dan needs his job at the chateau and has to take their crap.......for now anyway. I can't see him staying.So BJJ isolates for days so he can pick up his sick friend. She is dumped in marquis apt where "they will cook for themselves". But then Philip is back in kitchen, dining and entry hall interacting with the others. And leaves it until last minute to pick flowers. How ridiculous.
And Natti if you have worries about Dan delivering maybe you should learn a few dishes or watch his vlog. He worked a normal day in garden (presume 7 hours), shopped, cooked and returned to complete service. Natti YOU are the B&B manager - what are YOU doing to secure staff? Why are YOU not cutting flowers for decor?
They could be hoping to try another YT angle...I bought a Chateau in France and its haunted - see who moves the furniture - appears in the windows and walks the halls at night...oh its just SJ from shatoo lala land...another drop in a chateau special.Quiet neighbours, no barbecueing, no ghettoblaster, no complaining about weeds...........
Yes, I think that role play was in the defense of chick pea Marie - when I first read your post..I thought you said she was a - poor chook LOL not cook but actually both work well as a quote!I think both Natti and SJ know Marie was a poor cook and are trying to make Dan look less qualified as a chef than he is. I know if I were Dan I would make up any excuse not to do this again. Have to keep in mind that Dan needs his job at the chateau and has to take their crap.......for now anyway. I can't see him staying.
Well said..I keep thinking about ALL the spices, condiments people send them that never feature in any of Marie's meals..she just looked at the pictures and opened another can of chick peas..calling the Thermomix "mini Marie"is an insult to an appliance I have had for 10 years and does more than she ever did.For a woman who'll drop €1500 on a Thermomix and €200 for a Smeg kettle, that kitchen is really under equipped. At the very least, ask Dan for a basic list of supplies. No one wants blue shutter paint on their dessert glaze.
Well said -it is vanity.Would anyone who is receiving a salary of over 30,000 per month, present their monthly report to those who are essentially her employers, dressed like that and in the middle of having her hair bleached? She then accosts others who work for her for verbal updates on their work, for which the patrons (employers) are paying, but those people have not been told in advance that she's going to do a report. No doubt the fans/patrons will think it's cute and amusing. It is extremely unprofessional both to present her report in such a way and to see employees, particularly male ones, dressed like that. It is unbelievable that she thinks it's acceptable to do that. If all the employees and patrons think they are part of a big CLL family, then, I suppose that's why they think it's OK and it's probably a planned tactic on her part for that reason. She doesn't plan the content but she does plan her appearance! In any normal circumstances, it would be regarded as very disrespectful of both her "employers" and her employees.
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