The Chateau Diaries #408 Hey Chateau Diaries fans, mireille4751 is really Philip Janssen!

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Yes! As you know, Filth is allergic to fiber. His most recent acute hemorrhoid attack just bought them a trip to Venice with Fee and her entourage.
Oh. My. God. 🤣🤣 I seriously laughed a big snort.

I have that Dirty fool’s cup I need to send to fan. I’ll have to include a tube of Preparation H for Philth in the package. 😎 On second thought, he is probably happy with his little bulbs, since they win him trips. 🙄🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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Are they now coming up with every kind of medical problem just to travel somewhere, or at least, be out of the crumbling mansion?
Will they go to Brazil ? 🤣
Also why was Snorter sent to buy fan and Potts etc Sushi?
Were they hoping for a sesame reaction on him?
CD thumbnail... ' near death experience for tablescaper from wet fish"
 
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I believe I'm going to have to take a look at her, for research purposes of course, I'll wait until I have a chance to fortify myself with a glass of vitamin W, in case it's all too much for me. Anyways it's getting to be dog walking time.
Anyways, now I'm replying to myself and I haven't even had a glass of wine. I just watched my first CD in months, it's the one with Lalandphil and his root canal. I'm very sorry to report that I enjoyed it, I know, I know, I'm pretty shocked too. I had a root canal a few years ago, mine was done in 2 sessions and while it wasn't fun, it wasn't that big of a deal either. He wasn't as much of a drama llama as I remembered, but he's definitely gotten chipmunk cheeks since the last time I saw him. Oh yeah, and something's growing on his head,I think it might be hair. Mireille, if you're reading this, stop shaving yer head, dear, whoever told you it was badass was having a little joke (looking at you, Brian, not everyone gets Irish humor, they often think we're serious) Right, now onto the the star of the show, I don't know what Stephanie has been doing to herself during the last few months, but, I'm sorry to say that whatever it is it's working. I mean she looked pretty good and even sounded fine. I guess doing absolutely nothing for weeks on end is good for you, not sure I have the patience to try it myself. Now I think I'll have a nice glass of wine and go watch a couple of episodes of Drops of God. I am going to have to watch a few more CD vlogs, because this is all very unsatisfactory. I'm in danger of becoming a fan again and we can't have that. I'm sure they'll all go back to being deranged in the next episode.
 
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This is Horrible! Those poor chickens are living in a ghetto. What is wrong with those dirty inmates??? Clean this mess up!!! These animals are being abused, their living conditions are appalling. WTF!!! Seriously…I cannot…understand this…how can every single one of those people not see how filthy and scary this is for them??? Not even to see how dangerous all this junk is…these poor chicks don’t stand a chance. They are all gonna get ill and die. 🤬

fan…be a decent person and show some compassion…then get off your saggy @ss and clean up this mess!
Cheese on toast, fan, Potts and Snorts are a worthless lot and have zero problem solving skills. Since no one bothered to clean out the Peacock Prison, why did they just not put "Sif 4.0" and the peachicks into one of the bathrooms overnight, empty and properly clean out the Peacock Prison the following morning and THEN move them into it? The entire Shitoo is filled with village idiots. No common sense, no compassion. And fan thinks it is cute and funny. For someone who has had peacocks for years, fan has not a clue how to actually take care of them. SMH.
 
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February 8, 2026… Skidmark deliberately mocked viewers by eating roast chicken and stating that money maker 2.0 loves chicken. Everyone else at the dump kitchen table looks thick. It would not partake in the roast chicken.
Yesterday I said I hated Potts more than fan....... its a new day ...... I hate fan more than Potts. :devilish:

Both have been so spoilt and still being spoilt by their Mothers.
You cannot tell me that those average photos of Potts makes him enough $$ to spin around the globe staying at hotels etc........ Mummy sends him money .
 
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I'm doing well, my husband is out of "the acute ward" can move all his limbs but he has pneumonia on top of everything else and his "immediate memory" is not there. He still doesn't know he is in hospital. But, he can remember the months right before his stroke, long and short term memory is there, not the "instant" memory where we talk about back and forth. I'm "holding the fort" and go see him every morning. Thank you for asking. ♥
I am wishing you strength and lots of love Northy !
It must be so hard and I am glad to read your hubby is out of the acute ward but sad he now has pneumonia and short term memory loss.
Sending prayers and healing vibes. 💓💓💓
 
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I'm just waiting for Stephanie to visit Mama Pug and Papa Pug in Madrid.

And for PhiPhi to show of his Spanish... curtesy and sponsored by Duolingo. LOL
 
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Are they now coming up with every kind of medical problem just to travel somewhere, or at least, be out of the crumbling mansion?
Halcie......... they suffer from the Very Rare disease called --- Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy Via the Airport ! ✈✈✈
 
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PaulDeland
7 days ago
$50,000 a year to heat all those buildings averages about $4,166 a month. With the discount of $30,000 you end up paying about $1,600 a month which is not bad. If you could figure out how to produce the right size chips & dry them you could save more. But it will cost money to harvest the wood & process it yourself so that would essentially be your cost to heat each year.

jamesdellaneve9005
6 days ago
That is affordable.

sookibeulah9331
2 days ago
UK energy prices are five times that of the US. My cousins have a 17th century house with preservation orders (it’s ‘listed’) that prevent insulation on most walls or double glazed windows. They put in a ground source heat pump and it’s a game changer.
 
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Who's Been Enabling Philip's Collecting? - An International Informant updated comments


LOOK AT THIS👇👇👇👇MIRIELLE AKA LOSER FILTH PHILIP JANSSEN MAKES AN APPEARANCE IN THE CD COMMENT SECTION

NikolaiDudeinsky
36 minutes ago
That chateau is becoming more English is that the direction you want?

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mireille4751
2 minutes ago
Stephanie has dual citizenship British and French. She was raised in England.


IanGrover
7 hours ago
The question on everyone’s lips is “Why isn’t Michael in Monaco?”

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mireille4751
12 minutes ago
The video may have been filmed before the Grand Prix.

charmainejfritz
8 hours ago
do all english people say "wondering around" instead of "wandering around" whats up with "dat"??

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XantheWilliams
6 hours ago
We mean “wandering around”, but maybe pronunciation can be confusing? The context usually shows what is meant.

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XantheWilliams
6 hours ago
She does speak very quickly


demetramoon7174
11 hours ago
Have you ever considered getting an animal Chiropractor for Aloysius? A spinal adjustment may be amazing relief

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XantheWilliams
6 hours ago
She has said before, that he is extremely old for a sheep - the vet was very surprised.



chrissy8883
18 hours ago
Is the sheep shearer the same person who did it years ago? I can’t remember her name but she was wonderful

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XantheWilliams
6 hours ago
Kirsty, who used to work in the garden, used to do it, but she moved away.

capodicasa4038
17 hours ago
Michael: I checked out your photographic prints. They are beyond AMAZING! The 5.30am trick seems to work all over the world! And you've been to Petra! So jealous! I read about it when I was a kid and always wanted to go. And how did you get the lions and jaguars to pose for you? Did you offer an arm or leg as payment? Then take the photos and run very fast??

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XantheWilliams
6 hours ago
Petra is amazing, but you need at least two days there, because the site is huge.

juliad368
16 hours ago
Poor thing is lying on an extremely sharp piece of metal. These things are very dangerous. Can’t these people have cleared the place before the babies arrived?

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XantheWilliams
6 hours ago
Unexpected babies.


sebastianvenable187
23 hours ago
I've been thinking about those sheep lately..happy to see them.. especially Aloysius. Imagine an evening lying by the pool and starring into a sky filled with stars Great photo, Prints of PottsLove the crop top, Hanni In closing, I just don't understand why so many people are so obsessed and so upset with Philip's fashion choices...

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XantheWilliams
6 hours ago
It has been a real eye opener for me, how prescriptive some women are about what men can wear. I had no idea!


ddextera
23 hours ago
Did anyone else hear “share the mit” when Ambeline said “shear the sheep “? “Share the ship?” On the second listen.

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XantheWilliams
6 hours ago
French accent! My grandfather had us rolling around when he announced that Sherlock Holmes was a slote (sleuth)!

carladuus4338
21 hours ago
My hubby's mother, and father's grandparents were all born in Denmark. His mother's family left Denmark for America a month after Titanic.

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XantheWilliams
6 hours ago
Wow, that was brave! Im guessing they wouldn’t have got a refund on their tickets?

janelstub9273
3 hours ago
Not even half way through and already feeling stressed after seeing the poor sheep being chased and the shed housing mum and chicks. Do you ever seek out advice from people who might know about these things or is it always just a mad rush for content

nicolacoombes6709
14 hours ago
I'm afraid Hoverpens are not really affordable for the average person.
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kimneely4034
19 hours ago
It’s seems years since we’ve seen your mum, Percy & Jerry. The Chateau is empty without them.

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isabellejarvis7805
15 hours ago
Coming soon.




michellerizzitano1590
1 day ago
Love everyone, but whatever happened to Kirsty??


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MarilynA-km4qj
21 hours ago
She & her partner moved to a new place & it was a bit too long of a commute..
 
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mireille4751 has treated me horribly. thank you jules. stopping in to let you know that fan and phiphi are in a totally codependant relationship feeding off each other...... gross
i know yall know :)
 
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PaulDeland
7 days ago
$50,000 a year to heat all those buildings averages about $4,166 a month. With the discount of $30,000 you end up paying about $1,600 a month which is not bad. If you could figure out how to produce the right size chips & dry them you could save more. But it will cost money to harvest the wood & process it yourself so that would essentially be your cost to heat each year.

jamesdellaneve9005
6 days ago
That is affordable.

sookibeulah9331
2 days ago
UK energy prices are five times that of the US. My cousins have a 17th century house with preservation orders (it’s ‘listed’) that prevent insulation on most walls or double glazed windows. They put in a ground source heat pump and it’s a game changer.
Considering they are heating (and providing hot water to) Mapperton and 5 other buildings, even without the $30K government grant, that is not very expensive at all when you break it down. Being that it is grade-listed, I think they were limited as to what they could install as well (and heating Mapperton alone must be a feat). But, props to them for installing that system and actually using it, since it is crucial to preserving Mapperton and the home's contents. They also have a backup fuel-burning system.

And then there is fan, who did not do her homework and with every excuse in the book why the Shitoo's very expensive heating system is still not operational. Her crumbling farmhouse is smaller and not listed. Not only could she get the render sorted, add insulation, replace all of the windows, but she could literally slap some solar panels up and no one would care. Ironically, her backup heating system for the entire Shitoo consists of paraffin heaters, electric blankets, a few wood burners and one electric air con in the kitchen.

Last winter was cold- yet, we hardly saw the dump lot actually light a fire in the wood burners nor a single fire in the few fireplaces. Which was strange when the power went out whilst fan and her snorty sidekick were faffing off on another holiday and the inhabitants just all shivered around the sewage table in the kitchen with battery operated lights. Having Jackery as a sponsor would have been a moot point, as none of the inmates would remember to charge it. Chateau de LaLande has taken on the meaning of "the art of doing nothing." And fan thought it was funny.
 
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100 percent damage control.
1. Sheep shorn (by a friend of Omberline.
2. Peahen and chicks checked on, and one item removed!
3. Visited the chickens

Filmed last weekend when guests where there.
I think the animal welfare inspectors showed up.
 
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I think the animal welfare inspectors showed up.
I do hope so and they would need a whole day just to write it all down let alone expect the poor things !
Why does she have animals..... fan , Mummy 🦇, Bag Head and Potts - the darn owners of the dump really don't care for them . They are too busy looking after themselves and showing off ! 🤮
I know that Bag Head has a dog but you can bloody bet he NEVER feeds it , brushes it or takes it to the Vet !!
 
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Am I the only one bored with GoGo Chateau? Trench digging is only exciting for Morgan to watch. The chitchat with the vendors is monotonous. She's showing content filmed a year ago. I get that editing may take some time but one year, plus? I suspect her followers check in only occasionally and find that not much is going on.
 
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Rarely watch but I too delved in.

There are a few things that enable the slimy little tit liver lips and it ain't gushing Sabina 1. Unbridled avarice and greed 2. Stephanie's credit card funded by the foolhardy

Then we have the repugnant Pott's what a revoltingly unattractive man he is in everyday. He looks ridiculous still playing the boy wonder but looking like a middle aged twit. He is so arrogant who is he that he thinks people want to by a signed limited edition print from some nobody.

The notion that that building was just lit with a torch is laughable.

The whole lot of them are just so fake and truly cringeworthy.
Yep the torch explanation is BS. If a “torch was waved around” why didn’t it illuminate that small shed in the foreground?
 
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Join in with the loathing party Daisy. I reckon Annalise does not like her too😉
Talking about Annalise, she seems MIA. Not popping over to do fan’s hair or any hair appointments for the B&B guests. Also what’s happened to fan’s weekly massage appointments for her doggy hip?
 
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Cheese on toast, fan, Potts and Snorts are a worthless lot and have zero problem solving skills. Since no one bothered to clean out the Peacock Prison, why did they just not put "Sif 4.0" and the peachicks into one of the bathrooms overnight, empty and properly clean out the Peacock Prison the following morning and THEN move them into it? The entire Shitoo is filled with village idiots. No common sense, no compassion. And fan thinks it is cute and funny. For someone who has had peacocks for years, fan has not a clue how to actually take care of them. SMH.
Well the poor old trout can barely take care of herself these days can she, needs an army of staff. Surprised she's not carried down the stairs.

1 flunky, dresser, carrier of the royal purse
1 'cook'
1 kitchen assistant, breakfast monitor
1 dishwasher/cleaner
2 'gardeners'
1 handyman (Jamie)
1 groundsman (Jean-Christophe)
1 garden designer
1 B&B guest booker (partimer Natti)
1 carpenter on a go slow
1 twitchy person, not sure of Hanni's job
1 hairdresser
1 masseuse

1 marketing person currently somewhere in Madrid, possibly never to return.

Then you have all the 'also ran', the little stream of those weirdos who come and go to help the poor old girl out. Some travelling from the otherside of the world as in Grant.

Have I missed anyone in this constant cast of fools?
 
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