Cheese on toast, fan, Potts and Snorts are a worthless lot and have zero problem solving skills. Since no one bothered to clean out the Peacock Prison, why did they just not put "Sif 4.0" and the peachicks into one of the bathrooms overnight, empty and properly clean out the Peacock Prison the following morning and THEN move them into it? The entire Shitoo is filled with village idiots. No common sense, no compassion. And fan thinks it is cute and funny. For someone who has had peacocks for years, fan has not a clue how to actually take care of them. SMH.
Well the poor old trout can barely take care of herself these days can she, needs an army of staff. Surprised she's not carried down the stairs.
1 flunky, dresser, carrier of the royal purse
1 'cook'
1 kitchen assistant, breakfast monitor
1 dishwasher/cleaner
2 'gardeners'
1 handyman (Jamie)
1 groundsman (Jean-Christophe)
1 garden designer
1 B&B guest booker (partimer Natti)
1 carpenter on a go slow
1 twitchy person, not sure of Hanni's job
1 hairdresser
1 masseuse
1 marketing person currently somewhere in Madrid, possibly never to return.
Then you have all the 'also ran', the little stream of those weirdos who come and go to help the poor old girl out. Some travelling from the otherside of the world as in Grant.
Have I missed anyone in this constant cast of fools?