The Chateau Diaries #408 Hey Chateau Diaries fans, mireille4751 is really Philip Janssen!

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Join in with the loathing party Daisy. I reckon Annalise does not like her too
I believe I'm going to have to take a look at her, for research purposes of course, I'll wait until I have a chance to fortify myself with a glass of vitamin W, in case it's all too much for me. Anyways it's getting to be dog walking time.
 
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Makes me think of "Every Breath You Take" by the Police. Sting has said many times, it's not a love song, it's about a stalker! Snorts is a controlling, manipulative weirdo.
Makes me laugh that so many people used to have it played at their weddings. Do they not listen to the lyrics FFS!
 
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I agree although I wonder how much longer Emma will tolerate the lies and pretending. Her face was a giveaway.
Also what is this cooked eggs for guests for their breakfast? It is obvious that Nutzi who couldn’t cook at the dump, but is actually giving recipes out out on her own channel…just did not want to cook at the dump!
FRk is either much less well and sadly I thinks this is the case, and she is also tired of the lies.
 

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Now I'm definitely going to have to start watching again.
Sabine was hugging Pav for qUiTe a looong time. She is another one who fancies Fannykins …and could easily be in a polyamorous relationship !
She also seems to rock up when Pav needs either help in the garden or she is off on holiday.
 
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Makes me laugh that so many people used to have it played at their weddings. Do they not listen to the lyrics FFS!
Sting said the same thing about his song. That is why he wrote « If you love somebody, set them free » two years later to let people know what love should be (according to him).
Madonna said Express yourself…about love…

Love is such a popular subject for creators..
 
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And there was Fanny saying he was her musketeer! He was/ is gross.
 

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Yes, joy, happiness, pleasure, pain lots and lots of emotions to write about obviously including stalking/possession. There’s even a song written by Warren Zevon that was written just for PJ, I shared it here once. It’s called Porcelain Monkey
 
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Eww, how gross. Snorts the loser's chopped off hair wouldn't meet the criteria for donated locks, not long enough and not enough volume for an actual hair donation. No charity would take that disgusting mess.
 
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Just a late thank you to @ComtesseRose foenkeeping is going I hope you are doing better lovely and have some better days and to @Fromthenorth I hope rehab is going well for your hubs and you are able to get some rest too. Same for the others who are dealing with sickness of themselves or loved ones. Thank goodness for this funny bunch of hags and hounds xox
 
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Oh and totally off topic. You may recall threads ago some of us were discussing fragrances. I have tried to find Raffiné by Houbigant or even the newer version but only “new” old stock seems to be available on eBay. Anyway I went looking for a dupe and could find none but got a suggestion of something that supposedly shared the same notes. I went on the website and have since bought 9 different fragrances all based on their descriptions. The company is called Dossier (they ship internationally and are based in France) and so far have loved all but one which is still nice just not for me. I have only bought when they have sales on but they are pretty good value anyway. I very often prefer men’s scents so have got a couple that they consider unisex and the notes I’ve tended to go for are amber, tobacco, sandalwood, cedar wood, leather, musk, neroli all the things I love. It’s been a great find so thought I’d share. https://dossier.com
 
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@Fromthenorth - Checking in with you to see how things are going with your husband! When you feel up to it, please let us know how you both are faring. Take good care of each other in the meantime.
I'm doing well, my husband is out of "the acute ward" can move all his limbs but he has pneumonia on top of everything else and his "immediate memory" is not there. He still doesn't know he is in hospital. But, he can remember the months right before his stroke, long and short term memory is there, not the "instant" memory where we talk about back and forth. I'm "holding the fort" and go see him every morning. Thank you for asking.
 
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They have had weeks to clear the shite in that shed. It's effing late Spring and the fraud is "surprised" that the chicks have hatched, lazy filthy Filth Packets.
I am furious. They had no intention of getting that shed ready. Such a pretence of caring.
If it were not for the guests snooping in the wood hanger…the peahen and her chicks would still be in there.
As it is they are trapped in a space that is wholly inappropriate. The chicks cannot be taught how to forage for food by their mother as they in a shed…no insects or worms in there, and rely completely on Pav!
Did the kind animal lover Fanny buy chick crumb for the upcoming season? .No.
The poor chicks are eating corn which is wholly inadequate for the mother and the chicks they are growing and need food accordingly not cheap grain. . That pathetic water bowl is not in the least suitable.
It is beyond cruel that the mother and young have been incarcerated , not least because we see Fanny and Snorter with no expense for either of them for food or drink . They are despicable people.
I hope the fox climbs up onto the pergola and into their bedroom and takes a nip out of Snorters stent!
 
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For once the shearer looked slightly more professional. They obviously took on board the Pavlina comments from Tattle last year as she held back. I am glad they were sheared but Potts chasing them was unnecessary.
How many years will pass before they buy some feed and put it in a bucket to corral the sheep??! These idiots.
 
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This is Horrible! Those poor chickens are living in a ghetto. What is wrong with those dirty inmates??? Clean this mess up!!! These animals are being abused, their living conditions are appalling. WTF!!! Seriously…I cannot…understand this…how can every single one of those people not see how filthy and scary this is for them??? Not even to see how dangerous all this junk is…these poor chicks don’t stand a chance. They are all gonna get ill and die.

Fanny…be a decent person and show some compassion…then get off your saggy @ss and clean up this mess!
 
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Skidmark should finally just rehome the peacocks & chickens. She can blame it on her fear of the faux fox, all her internet grannies will understand. While she’s at it, the sheep too. I’m sure she’s got plenty of butt kissing chateau freaks in her general area of rural France that would gladly take them off her hands.
 
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Are they now coming up with every kind of medical problem just to travel somewhere, or at least, be out of the crumbling mansion?
 
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Are they now coming up with every kind of medical problem just to travel somewhere, or at least, be out of the crumbling mansion?
Yes! As you know, Filth is allergic to fiber. His most recent acute hemorrhoid attack just bought them a trip to Venice with Fee and her entourage.
 
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