The Chateau Diaries #408 Hey Chateau Diaries fans, mireille4751 is really Philip Janssen!

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Thank you to the amazing @ComtesseRose for the fresh new thread. 😘 I hope your headache goes away soon. The best advice I can give you is to drink a Liquid I.V. and lie down on a dark room with a ice pack on the back of your head- it helps. Thank you to our beloved @Jules100 (not to be confused with "Julie the Counnnntesss of Sannnndwitch") for the awesome title- sending some Miller Lite your way! ❤
Mireille is going to have a minor conniption is when s/he finds out about this thread, so thank you for that. I hope your headache eases soon, they're nasty debilitating things, the word "headache" doesn't begin to cover it.
 
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Thankyou once again ComtesseRose .... Big Kiss 💋 I do hope you are feeling better and that headache / migraine has gone !!

Don't you just love the Moons!! 💓

Now to watch fan's offerings.... its a "downer" but it has to be done as I have to know what that witch is up to !! 😍
 
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Not to brag, but I will- I not only saw (and hugged) a well-loved celebrity today BUT she made Mr. T Rex and me lunch! Thank you again @mrsp67!

Here's a picture of mine- Blackened Chicken Caesar Salad (the chicken was in a separate container and still really hot by the time I arrived home and put groceries away while the salad was cold and crisp):

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This was hands down the BEST Caesar salad I have ever eaten in my life. The chicken was juicy and delicious and the home-made croutons were bomb. I wasn't even really hungry, but I devoured the entirety. And it was enormous! Even the picky Mr. T Rex (who had already eaten lunch whilst I was out) ate his salad as well, declared it delicious and wanted to know the blackening seasoning that was used because "the chicken was perfect."

Thank you again @mrsp67 ! 😘.

PS- I know some of you are in awe of my excellent tablescape. It took me literally 3 seconds to throw together. The forks came from a drawer in my kitchen. Yes, that is not an actual salad fork- I have them, but just grabbed dinner forks. The fancy napkins come from a roll that I purchase in bulk under the name "paper towels" from the Sam's Club. My drinkware is from Yeti.com (I have many in different colours) because in Florida, keeping drinks cold is more important than aesthetics.
 
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DAMAGE CONTROL AT THE DUMP ….? Cd video debuting now…

100 percent damage control.
1. Sheep shorn (by a friend of Omberline.
2. Peahen and chicks checked on, and one item removed!
3. Visited the chickens

Filmed last weekend when guests where there.
 
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PS- I know some of you are in awe of my excellent tablescape. It took me literally 3 seconds to throw together. The forks came from a drawer in my kitchen. Yes, that is not an actual salad fork- I have them, but just grabbed dinner forks. The fancy napkins come from a roll that I purchase in bulk under the name "paper towels" from the Sam's Club. My drinkware is from Yeti.com (I have many in different colours) because in Florida, keeping drinks cold is more important than aesthetics.
No I am not in awe of your table setting Rexy .......... Not One Lion or a Giraffe to be seen !!! :cautious:

You have to get with the program and crack out a African Theme!!! 🦁🐵🦛🦏🦒🐊............... its so Trendy these days I believe . 😍💋
 
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From the comments section on latest flog, Phillip's enabler. Dead!

@crinkle2649
26 minutes ago (edited)
I'm sorry, but I really wish that Amaury and Chris and Ben would take Philip clothes shopping to buy men's clothes and he would stop wearing all of the women's clothes. Don't come after me in the comments. All of the other gay men that are friends and visitors wear men's clothes.
 
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I have been away for a while sickness surgery and now nurse maid to hubby with a broken ankle - lots of catching up to do - but - watching today chateau diaries Hanni is there once again - am i wrong in thinking they said she was a lawyer ? How does she get so much time off work to be there ? Seems quite odd - and soooo many people must be on the wage roll ?
 
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I have been away for a while sickness surgery and now nurse maid to hubby with a broken ankle - lots of catching up to do - but - watching today chateau diaries Hanni is there once again - am i wrong in thinking they said she was a lawyer ? How does she get so much time off work to be there ? Seems quite odd - and soooo many people must be on the wage roll ?
Hanni is not a lawyer
 
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@crinkle2649
26 minutes ago (edited)
I'm sorry, but I really wish that Amaury and Chris and Ben would take Philip clothes shopping to buy men's clothes and he would stop wearing all of the women's clothes. Don't come after me in the comments. All of the other gay men that are friends and visitors wear men's clothes.
LOL. Crinkle how dare you. PhiPhi is an intergalactic non-binary clown.
And PhiPhi's pronouns are Gluten-Free/Allergic
 
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sarabovenzi378
2 minutes ago (edited)
I'm sorry although I totally understand that what you were doing was in the sheep's best interest Amaryllis wasn't "enjoying" her spa day - rapid breathing, licking lips, and slow blinking in a shorn sheep are classic signs of acute stress, fear, or pain. Because sheep are prey animals, being restrained and shorn triggers a "freeze" response. While they may look calm externally, internally their heart rate is extremely high and they are terrified. The humans in the equation it may have been fun day out, enjoyable to watch, exciting to chase but for the sheep it was a very different story. They all desire respect and understanding and dare I say empathy. You have 1000's of viewers, many whom could all well do with being educated in the accurate behaviour of your animals.


bartonone2005
1 minute ago
I understand it makes them more comfortable, but I can't help feeling sorry for the sheep running scared. One of my neighbors owns a few sheep and the other day I saw three adorable lambs grazing with them. I just love seeing them every year, and I'm sad to see them sold.
 
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Angels, here’s a new thread 🧵 name suggestion:

Hey Chateau Diaries fans, XantheWilliams is really Philip Janssen!
 
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Mirielle is missing from the comment section tonight. Hmmmm. I believe she is in hiding with her good pal CarolineĞooder ( who was allegedly lasting seen riding her three wheeler through the mountains of North Carolina visiting all of her various rental properties.)

joycestempa5647
34 seconds ago
I would have loved Steph and Michael as a couple, they seem so suited but I suppose his job makes a long term home base relationship impossible and Steph is not a Globe trooper at heart, so Philip it is then!

SuzzyQ-i3k
1 hour ago
Stephanie Michael P is quite handsome. Maybe you should pay more attention to him

RTCPhotoWork
1 hour ago
I'm glad you hired someone whose profession is shearing sheep this year




crinkle2649
1 hour ago (edited)
I'm sorry, but I really wish that Amaury and Chris and Ben would take Philip clothes shopping to buy men's clothes and he would stop wearing all of the women's clothes. Don't come after me in the comments. All of the other gay men that are friends and visitors wear men's clothes.

patriciaavery4482
1 minute ago
I agree with you! My gay guy friends dress in men’s clothes. Philip would look so much better if he did too. And don’t come after me either. It won’t change my opinion.
 
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Hello y’all I can’t believe another thread has gone by. I had a fabulous visit from a Dino today with lots of gifts Given to me!!! @T Rex bought out bath & body, and made my day!!! The great thing about you hags is that even though you’re going through a hard time you find time to lift each other up so thanks for the lift T-Rex!!!
 

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fan, you claim to spend endless hours editing your videos, yet apparently you have never heard of continuity. 2 seconds in the chapel door is firmly closed, yet 9 seconds later the doors are wide open despite both you and Potty apparently remaining in the same position. Amateur!
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This comment will make the ebegging 50 year-old little orphan princess furious 👇👇👇👇Skidmark Jarvis must be the prettiest little orphan princess in every setting….

georgebyars4049
2 minutes ago
The new garden lady is so beautiful
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SKidmark will not be furious about Sabine.
katieirish5765
12 seconds ago
Sabina may need her thyroid checked. Half her eyebrows are missing and her neck in the thyroid area looks a little swollen. That's how I first found out mine was off. Just a concern and FYI.
 
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A Little Setback..!
aurorad3522
2 hours ago
Michael has great legs, he should wear some shorty shorts

Dima_9794
7 hours ago
@thechateaudiaries riding a rollercoaster helps passing kidney stones

julieburton-johnson1557
7 hours ago
You need to donate some peacocks.... your staff are to nice to say !!!!!!

sandradrees5499
14 hours ago
Hmmm. I'm not convinced that the dentist you used in south Africa is any good, with your awfully clumsy bite guard and Philip's filling. I'm glad he has found an alternative dentist, reasonably priced too

NO RESPONSE FROM THE DUMP AS USUAL. THEY TREAT WENDYMOUSE LIKE TRASH.
wendygrimwood8122
19 hours ago
Table runner for the kitchen for the one with the plates on .


marianneFloris2608
20 hours ago (edited)
Please….. having a root canal is just part of life. Get the treatment and on with life. Oh, and most people drive alone to the dentist. OK, next thing on the list!

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮except sleep together. Loser filth must have been controlling the chateau diaries account👇👇👇

TheChateauDiaries

18 hours ago
We do everything together
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lomasmit3362
22 hours ago
Hahahaaaa..Stephanie..I love your banter about Phillip..hope youre getting better soon Phillip..otherwise Stephany might do a trade in..hahahaa

andres_alegre
23 hours ago
It has to be some kind of Samson effect. Once you cut the hair off the man starts to falling apart

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mireille4751
21 hours ago
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Hello y’all I can’t believe another thread has gone by. I had a fabulous visit from a Dino today with lots of gifts Given to me!!! @T Rex bought out bath & body, and made my day!!! The great thing about you hags is that even though you’re going through a hard time you find time to lift each other up so thanks for the lift T-Rex!!!
Y’all look gorgeous!!! ❤❤❤❤
 
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Snorter is wearing the same flowery ladies shirt he wore to the dentist. We know it’s not the same day as the pair returned to the dump and went to bed. Do we think he washed it in between wears? :sick:
 
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