It seems I'm behind some Chinese Firewall that's causing me no end of problems. It's as slow as molasses, thinks I'm a bot and keeps crashing when I try uploading any pics. By now you all know fan the lazy witch has nothing to film, so she simply replayed the patron vlog. My apologies - this is all I can upload of the patron vlog....
Opening shot of Snorty's empty hospital room. fan's saying it would have been so much worse if they'd slept at the shitoo last night and had to get to the hospital for 7:00 a.m. Instead, because they were in the hotel in Chateroooo they didn't get up until 6:30 a.m. They were greeted with the beautiful view of Chaterooooo.
fan states that "They started off in a twin room with someone else, and after a while they came in and asked all sorts of questions, and one of the questions they asked Snorty is, 'have you been abroad in the past 3 months?' He said, yes to SA (bet he forgot to mention Italy, Sicily, UK, Switzerland, etc.) and that caused QUITE a bit of consternation and some muttering, and then they came back and said there's a new regulation that if you have been abroad in the past 3 months to anywhere that when you're in France they put you in a single room! So this we were not expecting. So we're viewing this as a pretty major upgrade! We have a lovely window! There is an ensuite bathroom. Snorty is there at the moment getting ready for his shower. And they're waiting to see the Anesthetist and as soon as there's an update she'll let us know."
fan appeared quite bewildered & quite chuffed about this upgrade.
Can any of our French tattlers confirm this new hospital policy??? I think it's complete BS. I'll bet money that the other patient in the room didn't put up with their non-stop nattering or filming. You're in the hospital to rest because you're ill, not to listen to fan & Snorty's continual vocal diarrhea. I suspect the gruesome twosome were told that they were disturbing the other patient and if they weren't going to shut-up they had to pay to move to a single room!
Christ, if I were the hospital staff, I would have referred Snorty to the Psych Ward and fan to the Plastic Surgery Ward.
Snorty is finally lying in bed and reading really silly jokes which would appeal to a 10 year-old child. Snorty claims friends' are sending him these jokes. This one is from Liz in Scotland. Ex: A boy faints on the London Eye. Paramedics have arrived. They're bring him around slowly. fan says she didn't get it at first - 'Ohhhh, the London Eye', and Snorty had to demonstrate the joke to her! fan exclaims "Oh, that took me too long"
The next joke which Liz from Scotland sent made Snorty laugh and he really loved it. Ex: 'What's a porcelain lover's favourite book? Of Meissen Men'! It's a real knee-jerker.
The Anesthetist popped in around mid-day and said the surgeon is going to try and remove the kidney stone. But he's also still insert the stent. fan says Snorty has been feeling worse and worse over the course of the past few days and she doesn't like seeing him like that. It must be real love!
Quite the shinny silver schrunchie fan has in her ponytail!
fan thinks she's on a picnic. She's packed her little fold-up travel kettle, special coffee do-dad, and her favourite Saudi Arabian cookie. They two of them seem to be making it a date day watching Madmen together on the computer.
Such glee and excitment in fan's voice. " It's just before 3:00 p.m.. They've wheeled Snorty out and there's no bed in the room anymore!" Weeeeeeh! "It's just me! This is where Phillllip was!
fan says, "I've brought some accounts that I can be getting on with. All being well, Phillliiiiip will be back up to the room in 2 hours time. So he should be back by 5:00 p.m. I can't wait to see him. I'm seriously missing him!" (fan is genuinely a certifiable narc - it's all about her!)
While Snorty is in surgery, fan shares with us Snorty's last haul of crap which arrived yesterday at the shitoo. We're We're not at the 3:50 markof the vlog. The next 5+ minutes is Snorty opening up and showing us books. Snorty claims they loved those 1950 design books he bought at the auction with Tobacco John, so he's gone out and ordered more. fan's says she's obsessed and Snorty says these are just 'some of the books he's ordered' I shall skip quickly through this crap for fear of vomiting.
Books, Books and more friggin books.
He's also bought a porcelain thing from Tiffany with a pheasant design (He knows that pattern and will tell fan all about it later) Snorty's as puffed up as a peacock because he says the person selling it did not know about the pattern, so of course he got it for a 'reasonable price' fan loves the bird image because he's got attitude.
When Snorty opens the next book, fan say's they already have it. Snorty, 'the keeper of the keys' and resident 'know-it-all' claims they don't already have this book on Louis ...... fan runs up to their library and lo and behold there it is. She rushes back to the kitchen to prove Snorty wrong, which no surprise he doesn't take well. Snorty claims his book is better because fan's copy is more faded. Snorty says they'll just keep it and keep one copy in their library and another in the parlour. fan say's their personal hallway library is chock-o-block and there's no more room for any more books. Baldilocks threatens to get rid of fan's cookbooks. "Don't you dare" exclaims fan.
When fan returns to the kitchen all of Snorty's unopened boxes have disappeared. We never see what else Snorty has purchased. We're also not told how much Snorty paid for all this crap. Snorty sure doesn't look ill or in pain opening up all his parcels. He's utterly gleeful!
Back to the hospital. fan is quite frantic because Snorty was to be back by 5:00 p.m., but it's now almost 5:30p.m. and he's not back yet. She's moved her chair to make room for his bed. fan quite worried and rationalizing why it's taking so long....surgery was delay, it should only have been an hour in surgery, maximum an hour in recovery....blah,blah,blah. So bloody over-dramatic for no reason.
fan finally cracked and went to see the nurse. Snorty is still in recovery, the nurse has seen the surgeon and the doctor was acting like everything is fine. The doctor put in a stent, but one that can be removed (that was the plan all along) fan says she doesn't quite understand. fan says the doctor will come up and remove the tempoary stent. fan's been told Snorty will likely go home this evening, and she presumes that means they successfully removed the stone. She presumes it's all really good news!
fan's eating a celebratory chocolate biscotti easter egg. She was just too anxious to eat anything whilst Snorty was gone. As one does!
No surprise - fan got it all wrong! She really is a prize idiot!
As usual too much OTT drama from fan and just talking so she has something to film. Why not wait until Snorty gets back to the room, the surgeon has visited, and they have all the facts.
It's 8:00 p.m. at night and they're leaving the hospital. fan admits that "It wasn't as good news as she thought. It was only the catheter that was removed. The stent remains in place and they weren't able to remove the stone. (Guess that means NO engagement ring for fan) The area was quite inflammed and the stent was very necessary. Apparently, Snorty's stone is almost completely blocking his urethra - TMI fan!
I guess that means Snorty doesn't have his own pot to piss in, and even if he did, he couldn't piss in it because of his swollen wee wee!
fan says Snorty has been very brave , but he seems to be coping well with it and is up and about. They're going to head to the supermarket before it closes and 9:00 p.m. and then head back to the hotel. fan says they have to stay close to the hospital tonight just to be on the safe side. So they'll continue with Madmen in bed and a little snack.
fan buys out the grocery store. Back in the hotel room and Snorty decrys how he hates French mayo. fan claims he must be feeling better. They settle to watch Madmen, eat and sleep. Snorty will be back to the hospital in a month to remove the stent. I'm sure the hospital staff are early awaiting (NOT) Snorty & Baldilocks return!
Opening shot of Snorty's empty hospital room. fan's saying it would have been so much worse if they'd slept at the shitoo last night and had to get to the hospital for 7:00 a.m. Instead, because they were in the hotel in Chateroooo they didn't get up until 6:30 a.m. They were greeted with the beautiful view of Chaterooooo.
fan states that "They started off in a twin room with someone else, and after a while they came in and asked all sorts of questions, and one of the questions they asked Snorty is, 'have you been abroad in the past 3 months?' He said, yes to SA (bet he forgot to mention Italy, Sicily, UK, Switzerland, etc.) and that caused QUITE a bit of consternation and some muttering, and then they came back and said there's a new regulation that if you have been abroad in the past 3 months to anywhere that when you're in France they put you in a single room! So this we were not expecting. So we're viewing this as a pretty major upgrade! We have a lovely window! There is an ensuite bathroom. Snorty is there at the moment getting ready for his shower. And they're waiting to see the Anesthetist and as soon as there's an update she'll let us know."
fan appeared quite bewildered & quite chuffed about this upgrade.
Can any of our French tattlers confirm this new hospital policy??? I think it's complete BS. I'll bet money that the other patient in the room didn't put up with their non-stop nattering or filming. You're in the hospital to rest because you're ill, not to listen to fan & Snorty's continual vocal diarrhea. I suspect the gruesome twosome were told that they were disturbing the other patient and if they weren't going to shut-up they had to pay to move to a single room!
Christ, if I were the hospital staff, I would have referred Snorty to the Psych Ward and fan to the Plastic Surgery Ward.
Snorty is finally lying in bed and reading really silly jokes which would appeal to a 10 year-old child. Snorty claims friends' are sending him these jokes. This one is from Liz in Scotland. Ex: A boy faints on the London Eye. Paramedics have arrived. They're bring him around slowly. fan says she didn't get it at first - 'Ohhhh, the London Eye', and Snorty had to demonstrate the joke to her! fan exclaims "Oh, that took me too long"
The next joke which Liz from Scotland sent made Snorty laugh and he really loved it. Ex: 'What's a porcelain lover's favourite book? Of Meissen Men'! It's a real knee-jerker.
The Anesthetist popped in around mid-day and said the surgeon is going to try and remove the kidney stone. But he's also still insert the stent. fan says Snorty has been feeling worse and worse over the course of the past few days and she doesn't like seeing him like that. It must be real love!
Quite the shinny silver schrunchie fan has in her ponytail!
fan thinks she's on a picnic. She's packed her little fold-up travel kettle, special coffee do-dad, and her favourite Saudi Arabian cookie. They two of them seem to be making it a date day watching Madmen together on the computer.
Such glee and excitment in fan's voice. " It's just before 3:00 p.m.. They've wheeled Snorty out and there's no bed in the room anymore!" Weeeeeeh! "It's just me! This is where Phillllip was!
fan says, "I've brought some accounts that I can be getting on with. All being well, Phillliiiiip will be back up to the room in 2 hours time. So he should be back by 5:00 p.m. I can't wait to see him. I'm seriously missing him!" (fan is genuinely a certifiable narc - it's all about her!)
While Snorty is in surgery, fan shares with us Snorty's last haul of crap which arrived yesterday at the shitoo. We're We're not at the 3:50 markof the vlog. The next 5+ minutes is Snorty opening up and showing us books. Snorty claims they loved those 1950 design books he bought at the auction with Tobacco John, so he's gone out and ordered more. fan's says she's obsessed and Snorty says these are just 'some of the books he's ordered' I shall skip quickly through this crap for fear of vomiting.
Books, Books and more friggin books.
He's also bought a porcelain thing from Tiffany with a pheasant design (He knows that pattern and will tell fan all about it later) Snorty's as puffed up as a peacock because he says the person selling it did not know about the pattern, so of course he got it for a 'reasonable price'
fan loves the bird image because he's got attitude.When Snorty opens the next book, fan say's they already have it. Snorty, 'the keeper of the keys' and resident 'know-it-all' claims they don't already have this book on Louis ...... fan runs up to their library and lo and behold there it is. She rushes back to the kitchen to prove Snorty wrong, which no surprise he doesn't take well. Snorty claims his book is better because fan's copy is more faded. Snorty says they'll just keep it and keep one copy in their library and another in the parlour. fan say's their personal hallway library is chock-o-block and there's no more room for any more books. Baldilocks threatens to get rid of fan's cookbooks. "Don't you dare" exclaims fan.
When fan returns to the kitchen all of Snorty's unopened boxes have disappeared. We never see what else Snorty has purchased. We're also not told how much Snorty paid for all this crap. Snorty sure doesn't look ill or in pain opening up all his parcels. He's utterly gleeful!
Back to the hospital. fan is quite frantic because Snorty was to be back by 5:00 p.m., but it's now almost 5:30p.m. and he's not back yet. She's moved her chair to make room for his bed. fan quite worried and rationalizing why it's taking so long....surgery was delay, it should only have been an hour in surgery, maximum an hour in recovery....blah,blah,blah. So bloody over-dramatic for no reason.
fan finally cracked and went to see the nurse. Snorty is still in recovery, the nurse has seen the surgeon and the doctor was acting like everything is fine. The doctor put in a stent, but one that can be removed (that was the plan all along) fan says she doesn't quite understand. fan says the doctor will come up and remove the tempoary stent. fan's been told Snorty will likely go home this evening, and she presumes that means they successfully removed the stone. She presumes it's all really good news!
fan's eating a celebratory chocolate biscotti easter egg. She was just too anxious to eat anything whilst Snorty was gone. As one does!
No surprise - fan got it all wrong! She really is a prize idiot!
As usual too much OTT drama from fan and just talking so she has something to film. Why not wait until Snorty gets back to the room, the surgeon has visited, and they have all the facts.
It's 8:00 p.m. at night and they're leaving the hospital. fan admits that "It wasn't as good news as she thought. It was only the catheter that was removed. The stent remains in place and they weren't able to remove the stone. (Guess that means NO engagement ring for fan) The area was quite inflammed and the stent was very necessary. Apparently, Snorty's stone is almost completely blocking his urethra - TMI fan!
I guess that means Snorty doesn't have his own pot to piss in, and even if he did, he couldn't piss in it because of his swollen wee wee!
fan says Snorty has been very brave , but he seems to be coping well with it and is up and about. They're going to head to the supermarket before it closes and 9:00 p.m. and then head back to the hotel. fan says they have to stay close to the hospital tonight just to be on the safe side. So they'll continue with Madmen in bed and a little snack.
fan buys out the grocery store. Back in the hotel room and Snorty decrys how he hates French mayo. fan claims he must be feeling better. They settle to watch Madmen, eat and sleep. Snorty will be back to the hospital in a month to remove the stent. I'm sure the hospital staff are early awaiting (NOT) Snorty & Baldilocks return!
knows she is home Jackie .
