The Chateau Diaries #401 It's not an error code - it’s a reminder to keep on Tattling

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When did this happen? I may have missed this could have been working and what was she driving?
Pitty it wasn't her beloved “Mommy”that she ran over The sooner all these deadbeats crooks scammer’s are gone to the Chateau in the sky the better IMO …..they are all a waste of fresh air
JUly 3, 2021From Clara 👇👇

SJ's kitten kill incident wasn't even on the road but on the property where the party was. She backed up the jaguar without looking and drove straight over the kitten, that had followed her to the car. She obviously hadn't even noticed the kitten before, because, you know, she's allergic
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July 3, 2021 from Clara 👇👇👇
The drunk driving Phil and Angelina were about to engage in is a horrible thing to watch. Anything could have happened. But even worse: they all just don’t care and feel no shame even being filmed doing it. SJ once killed a kitten by running over it, driving back to the shittoo after a party elsewhere.


 
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When I was in college, a local theater played RHPS at midnight on weekends. A slew of us would go, in ragtag costume, repeating the lines, getting up and dancing. I was always Ruff Raff…tall, thin, long blonde hair. What a lark. 💕
Riff Raff. Damned text changing tech. 😒
 
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They could have such an abundance of flowers, there's nothing stopping fan doing that.

She does sweet F.A at that place now.

It's reminded me she'll be gearing up for the Chelsea Flower Show :sick:
Skidmark is even too lazy to use an app on her phone to identify any of the flowers/shurbs/trees/vegetables that patrons have paid hundreds of thousand of dollars to plant at the Dump or paid for her to purchase from florists year round for her bedroom, London flat, and the Dump.
 
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I thought Michael only had the temple part done as.he.had lots of hair elsewhere. Whereas Baldilocks had a lot more hair loss.?
Baldilocks received the maximum amount of hair transplants. I do not believe Michael needed the maximum numbers of hair transplanted. Skidmark was revealing how extensively bald Loser Filth was prior to the grifted hair transplant.
 
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good posture makes everyone look more youthful, more confident and much more attractive. And…it’s free…non invasive. A sincere smile doesn’t hurt either.
That is so true !
My grand daughter is tall and I am always telling her to stand up straight - models are tall so don't feel bad!!!
You can have all the plastic surgery on earth but a sour look kills it ! ;)
 
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I wondered if they are on the road again because this is 16 minutes of filler crap. Plus fan uploaded it early today, but at the end of the patron vlog fan says tomorrow (Thursday) is the first regular B&B weekend of the season.
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Begins with fan in bed, where she says she always begins her day with a walk in the English withered 🥀 garden. fan spent 2.30 minutes in the garden filming her bush(es). (I skipped through) Definitely filmed on two different days based on fan's hair.
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Then into the scullery where fan demonstrates how she is now saving coffee grounds for FRK to use in the garden. The coffee grounds are kept in a musical F&M tin which rotates so fan can start each day with music & coffee. Envision a coffee ground tin playing the piano sounds of a musical ballerina jewel box for a 5-year-old little girl. :sick:
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Back to bed.... fan says "that is pretty much how I start my day, every day, at the shitoo. The only difference being that the weather changes or the state of advancement of the flowers changes, and I couldn't wait to show Dan the difference in the English Garden when he was here, as he came for Easter. This is what happened when Dan came around, and I'm not quite sure I truly understand the meaning of perennial."
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So we're back amongst fan's bush(es), this time with Dan and his boys. Dan is taking the piss, but ultimately says it looks pretty good.
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Back to bed where fan is narrating. Next, we're off to visit the chickens. They are shy and don't usually come out into the chicken run unless someone enters the chicken house. fan enters, and en queue the chickens head out to the chicken run. fan says they are healthy. They keep the food out in the chicken run to entice them outside.
The chickens will be called Blanche Neige (Snow White). fan also shows off her cherry (tree).
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Back to bed....now we're going to see some of the 'gifts'? :rolleyes: Baldilocks received, and some others he ordered himself. There was so much going on over Easter weekend, fan didn't have time to share it with everybody. :sick:
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fan & Baldilocks were so busy cleaning & organizing porcelain, but not too busy to open a gift that arrived in the mail from Tom & Anita. Snorty doesn't seem to know who they are either until fan says they are from the US. Snorty, "Oh my God. I already have 4 of these, although 1 broke. Very, Very nice." Snorty wanted to put them in situ and show them off right away instead of continuing to clean up.
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Back to bed. fan says Baldilocks was so busy over Easter he hasn't had time to put the plaques on the decanters. (Based on the amount of booze 🚰 on tap scattered across the shitoo, they're going to need multiple sets).

Next Snorty is opening a box. fan asks if it's porcelain, but Baldilocks says "NO, it's not porcelain", as though it's okay t to buy more crap as long as it's not porcelanwhatever's in the box
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Surprise it's books Baldilocks says he purchased on. Baldilocks says the first book only cost $8.00, but ofcourse he doesn't mention how much it cost to ship + import duties. Pages are falling out, but who cares!
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Book 2 - which includes Baldilocks fav. chateau - Chateau St. Cloud
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Book 3 - Lots of Mr. Know-it-All history & design lectures..... Louis the 15th, was the great grandson was Louis the 14th, because his his father and grandson died before him......blah, blah, blah..... :poop::poop::poop: Potty comes in the kitchen and mumbles something - who cares! (bad sound)
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Book 4 - this is Baldilock's fav. There may have been more books - hard to tell. He's happy it's written in English so he can understand.
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Back to bed.....fan is so excited to have time to read those books. I'm so happy to be home at the shitoo right now. Nite, nite my lovelies!:sick::mad: :alien:
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Baldilocks received the maximum amount of hair transplants. I do not believe Michael needed the maximum numbers of hair transplanted. Skidmark was revealing how extensively bald Loser Filth was prior to the grifted hair transplant.
Even though I saw it, I can't believe the hairpiece gymnastics Baldilocks went through every day to cover up his hairless dome. If that Turkish clinic is able to recover Baldilocks head with hair, they will be miracle workers.
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Tess must be a wonderful person, because if someone ran over my pup, accident or not, I wouldn’t be hanging out with them or vacationing with them or inviting them to my wedding.🤷‍♀️
 
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Tess must be a wonderful person, because if someone ran over my pup, accident or not, I wouldn’t be hanging out with them or vacationing with them or inviting them to my wedding.🤷‍♀️
I do not think she cared. This is the same women who has hauled around a battered baby doll for years and years, took photos of it in compromising positions and strangely sexual outfits, and allegedly let other people pretend they were molesting the doll. She also cheated on her hubby with Chamberpottie. I do not believe Tess is a paragon of virtue.She continues to hang out with Skidmark when she is well aware that Skidmark is a pathological liar and a scammer.
 
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I received a notification from IG that I actually looked at. It was MP's location in Spain. He has his location turned on.
 
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SKidmark is such a nasty pig. Look at the chicken tit covered walls in the chicken prison. Alol they did was thrown down more free sawdust/wood shavings over the filthy floor. Of course, cutesy names like Snow White. How long will these poor chickens survive? Interesting that it appears that she did not bring moneymaker 2.0 with her to visit the chickens. Remember that he loves to eat chicken.
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Why does the greedy grifter Loser Filth automatically claim the alcohol Porcelain labels as HIS PROPERTY. They were not sent to the loser. They were likely sent to skidmark Jarvis.
 
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I do not think she cared. This is the same women who has hauled around a battered baby doll for years and years, took photos of it in compromising positions and strangely sexual outfits, and allegedly let other people pretend they were molesting the doll. She also cheated on her hubby with Chamberpottie. I do not believe Tess is a paragon of virtue.She continues to hang out with Skidmark when she is well aware that Skidmark is a pathological liar and a scammer.
But she was so nice, as long as we stayed 6’ away, when the Florida Tartlets & I stumbled upon her in Naples a few months ago.

*Also she followed me on Instagram the day of her wedding, so she must be a good person.

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The Staffordshire porcelain decanter labels can run roughly $25 to $50 each or more depending upon where you located them. Then add in shipping, taxes, etc. Some examples below👇👇

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EBAY UK
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We all know why Loser Filth Jansen loves Chateau Saint Cloud. didn’t he have a painting/illustration/print of the original château hung up in skidmark’s bedroom?Delusional Loser Filth, now Baldilocks, has been cosplaying Prince Phillippe for years 👇👇👇👇

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The château de Saint-Cloud (French pronunciation: [ʃatod(ə) sɛ̃ klu]) was a château in France, built on a site overlooking the Seine at Saint-Cloud in Hauts-de-Seine, about 5 kilometres (3 miles) west of Paris. The gardens survive, and the estate is now known as the parc de Saint-Cloud.

The château was expanded by Philippe I, Duke of Orléans, in the 17th century and by Marie-Antoinette, Queen of France and Navarre, in the 1780s. In the 19th century it was used by Napoleon Bonaparte, the royal family during the Bourbon Restoration, Louis-Philippe d'Orléans, and Napoleon III. The palace burned down in 1870 during the Franco-Prussian War, and its ruins were demolished in 1891.

Monsieur Philippe I, Duke of Orléans (21 September 1640 – 9 June 1701) was the younger son of King Louis XIII of France and Anne of Austria, and the younger brother of King Louis XIV. He was the founder of the House of Orléans, a cadet branch of the ruling House of Bourbon.

The origninal chateau was built Chateau Saint Cloud.
Styled Duke of Anjou from birth, Philippe became Duke of Orléansupon the death of his uncle Gaston in 1660. He was also granted the dukedoms of Valois, Chartres and Nemours. Known as le Petit Monsieur or simply Monsieur, Philippe was a distinguished military commander and took part in the War of Devolution and the Franco-Dutch War, the latter of which saw his victory over William of Orangeat the Battle of Cassel. Through careful personal administration, he greatly augmented the fortunes of the House of Orléans, which came to rival that of the Bourbons.

Throughout his life, Philippe was open about his preference for male lovers, most notably the Chevalier de Lorraine, and freely acted with effeminacy. He married twice, first to Henrietta of England and then to Elizabeth Charlotte of the Palatinate

Sexuality
During his childhood, Queen Anne was observed to address Philippe by such nicknames as "my little girl" and encouraged him to dress in feminine clothing,[32] even as a young man—a habit he would retain all his life.[33] A contemporary would later call him the "silliest woman who ever lived", a reference to his effeminacy.[34] As a young man, Philippe would dress up and attend balls and parties in female attire, for example, dressed as a shepherdess.[34] Mindful that Gaston's treasonous habits had not only been evoked by the Fronde, but by his secret elopement with a foreign princess which had left the royal brothers estranged for years, Philippe's same-sex relationships, occasional cross-dressing, and other behaviors regarded at the time as unconventional, were tolerated at court. Some scholars have suggested that these traits were viewed as diminishing any political threat he might otherwise have posed to his elder brother, the King.[35] It appears that 1658 was the year in which Philippe's sexuality became well defined. Court gossip said that Cardinal Mazarin's own nephew Philippe Jules Mancini, the Duke of Nevers,[36][37] had been the "first to [have] corrupted" Philippe in what was referred to as the "Italian vice"—contemporary slang for male homosexuality.[36][38] Philippe certainly did make his first contacts that year with Philippe de Lorraine, known as the Chevalier de Lorraine, the male lover with whom he would establish the closest emotional attachment throughout his life.[34]

 
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I wondered if they are on the road again because this is 16 minutes of filler crap. Plus fan uploaded it early today, but at the end of the patron vlog fan says tomorrow (Thursday) is the first regular B&B weekend of the season.
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Begins with fan in bed, where she says she always begins her day with a walk in the English withered 🥀 garden. fan spent 2.30 minutes in the garden filming her bush(es). (I skipped through) Definitely filmed on two different days based on fan's hair.
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Then into the scullery where fan demonstrates how she is now saving coffee grounds for FRK to use in the garden. The coffee grounds are kept in a musical F&M tin which rotates so fan can start each day with music & coffee. Envision a coffee ground tin playing the piano sounds of a musical ballerina jewel box for a 5-year-old little girl. :sick:
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Back to bed.... fan says "that is pretty much how I start my day, every day, at the shitoo. The only difference being that the weather changes or the state of advancement of the flowers changes, and I couldn't wait to show Dan the difference in the English Garden when he was here, as he came for Easter. This is what happened when Dan came around, and I'm not quite sure I truly understand the meaning of perennial."
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So we're back amongst fan's bush(es), this time with Dan and his boys. Dan is taking the piss, but ultimately says it looks pretty good.
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Back to bed where fan is narrating. Next, we're off to visit the chickens. They are shy and don't usually come out into the chicken run unless someone enters the chicken house. fan enters, and en queue the chickens head out to the chicken run. fan says they are healthy. They keep the food out in the chicken run to entice them outside.
The chickens will be called Blanche Neige (Snow White). fan also shows off her cherry (tree).
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Back to bed....now we're going to see some of the 'gifts'? :rolleyes: Baldilocks received, and some others he ordered himself. There was so much going on over Easter weekend, fan didn't have time to share it with everybody. :sick:
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fan & Baldilocks were so busy cleaning & organizing porcelain, but not too busy to open a gift that arrived in the mail from Tom & Anita. Snorty doesn't seem to know who they are either until fan says they are from the US. Snorty, "Oh my God. I already have 4 of these, although 1 broke. Very, Very nice." Snorty wanted to put them in situ and show them off right away instead of continuing to clean up.
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Back to bed. fan says Baldilocks was so busy over Easter he hasn't had time to put the plaques on the decanters. (Based on the amount of booze 🚰 on tap scattered across the shitoo, they're going to need multiple sets).

Next Snorty is opening a box. fan asks if it's porcelain, but Baldilocks says "NO, it's not porcelain", as though it's okay t to buy more crap as long as it's not porcelanwhatever's in the box
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Surprise it's books Baldilocks says he purchased on. Baldilocks says the first book only cost $8.00, but ofcourse he doesn't mention how much it cost to ship + import duties. Pages are falling out, but who cares!
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Book 2 - which includes Baldilocks fav. chateau - Chateau St. Cloud
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Book 3 - Lots of Mr. Know-it-All history & design lectures..... Louis the 15th, was the great grandson was Louis the 14th, because his his father and grandson died before him......blah, blah, blah..... :poop::poop::poop: Potty comes in the kitchen and mumbles something - who cares! (bad sound)
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Book 4 - this is Baldilock's fav. There may have been more books - hard to tell. He's happy it's written in English so he can understand.
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Back to bed.....fan is so excited to have time to read those books. I'm so happy to be home at the shitoo right now. Nite, nite my lovelies!:sick::mad: :alien:
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What an weird bunch and I mean it literally, I don’t know how I thought fan was attractive because she certainly isn’t . As far as her being a right biache, always showing people in totally unflattering ways I can say that she doesn’t seem to care how many weird ways she appears as well.

I don’t care if her and snorts spend everyday lolling around in bed it’s just that get money for doing sweet FA and everyone around them does everything. To be so lazy at their ages is mind blowing 🤯


And once again thank you so much @Lady Avonlea for taking on for the tattle team and recapping the patreon video, I’m so grateful that you do this as I like to know what Patreons get for their donations to the Queen of the Scam.
 
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HOW MUCH DID THE TALENTLESS FAILED WAITER LOSER FILTH JANSSEN SPEND ON THE 18th CENTURY BOOK written in 1763? The Loser’s book appears to be gifted by someone in 1930.
He could have read the 200 page book for free 👇👇👇


He could buy a new copy of the book from Amazon for about $13.00.

RARE BOOKS boutique has a copy available for £1,750.00 tax included.



RARE BOOK SITE
BUILDER'S DIRECTOR
ANDREA PALLADIO | BATTY LANGLEY
ITEM#: 86456WE'RE SORRY, THIS ITEM HAS BEEN SOLD
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LANGLEY’S THE BUILDER’S DIRECTOR, 1763, WITH 184 ARCHITECTURAL PATTERN PLATES
LANGLEY, Batty. The Builder’s Director, or Bench-Mate: Being a Pocket-Treasury of the Grecian, Roman, and Gothic Orders of Architecture, Made Easy to the Meanest Capacity by Near 500 Examples Improved from the Best Authors… Wherein the Orders of Andrea Palladio Are Truly Laid Down, Free from Erroneous Measures. London: Printed for A. Webley, 1763. Octavo, contemporary full brown sheep rebacked, elaborately gilt decorated spine, red morocco spine label, raised bands.​

18th-century edition of scarce architectural handbook, with 184 plates offering patterns for building everything from a Corinthian column to a Gothic cathedral to a Palladian doorway, in contemporary sheep boards.

Batty Langley is best known as one of the 18th century’s most famous architects. “He established a school or academy of architectural drawing, in which he was assisted by his brother Thomas, an engraver. Elmes states that all his pupils were carpenters, and gives him credit for having trained many useful workmen. He had a large surveying connection, and was a valuer of timber. He also supplied pumps, and acted as builder in the execution of some of his designs” (DNB). Langley’s greatest contribution, however, was as an architectural writer. he wrote numerous volumes attempting to formalize the various styles of architecture being used in buildings and building elements during the 18th century. This work—a 184-plate pattern book for builders—is widely regarded as both one of his scarcest and one of his best. It is also known for its rather curious section on the Gothic, which, in many ways, anticipates the Victorian era. Langley attempted to reinvent elements of the Gothic, making them heavier and somewhat more elaborate. Some of these innovations, while widely criticized by many, are believed to have influenced Langley’s 19th-century followers. This work also includes patterns for emulating the designs of Palladio. The first edition was published in 1747.
Only slightest embrowning to text, light expert restoration to binding, rear free endpaper renewed.​
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