But then Nati says something and you instantly wake up again and spend the next hour trying to translate itI find an episode of Richmond Made sends me off to the "Land of Nod" in no time
The Chateau Diaries #399 Tattlers do care about people and their well-being. Who we don't care for are grifters!
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You have an amazing memory Pyke I remember those, never to be seen againI meant fake books on a metal frame this is another such type of thing
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A substantial and versatile group of high-quality, decorative faux books, including a mix of book fronts, box-form storage books and video-style cases. Finished with hand-decorated simulated leather spines, gilt tooling and marbled paper sides, in a wide range of colours and styles.ebay.us
I was waiting for disaster to strike, he's kinda scary with machinery. The music is pretty awful, but it's better than listening to Nati strangling the English language, while you try to figure out what she actually said. Don't even get me started on his fixed grin. I did wonder tho why he decided to spend the day playing around moving old branches instead of doing some work on his "pretty" garage, which still needs a roof. Has he learned to not finish anything from his cousin or is it genetic?
This is the woman who purchased a bed from the Bauer Hotel in Venice because Charles & Camilla may have slept in it once. Wasn't there also a secretaire which fan bought from an auction of the Rosthchild estate. Hell, fan would buy a strip of used toilet paper if she thought someone famous had wiped their ass with it.
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All I can say is that I've led a sheltered life. I'd never heard of fake books. I wonder if they have antique porcelain fake books, I think I might know of someone who'd love thoseI meant fake books on a metal frame this is another such type of thing
Substantial Collection of Decorative Faux Leather Fake Books | eBay UK
A substantial and versatile group of high-quality, decorative faux books, including a mix of book fronts, box-form storage books and video-style cases. Finished with hand-decorated simulated leather spines, gilt tooling and marbled paper sides, in a wide range of colours and styles.ebay.us
I wonder if all that brush was in the farmer's field and Amuary had to remove it so the farmer could start prepping his field for Spring planting.
Because you'd probably inhale the puke and die and we wouldn't like it if that happened, so pick one and go with that.Dammit. Why can’t we use laugh and puke emoji at the same time!?
I know it’s early, but this made me cackle. And want to puke. Parrrrrhrfect.
fan would buy a strip of used toilet paper if she thought someone famous wiped their a with itMe too, it's brilliantI know it’s early, but this made me cackle. And want to puke. Parrrrrhrfect.
Her hair extensions are tit. Believe me! I applied real hair extensions ( before I retired recently) and good one are expensive, time consuming to apply CORRECTLY, and even more tedious to adjust later adjusting for haircuts and color. fan's look like coarse, horse mane hair. That is why her color is so goldish, brassy, orange. She is attempting to blend her hair with the extensions.View attachment 3933807
How much do we think Fan paid for the ‘ library’.
This esteemed wooden jigsaw that is being dumped into a rusty shipping container.
Yet fan exclaims they love books at the dump. She did not for one moment say they like reading them or who lives at the dump that would use any of the ‘ collect’ of books they claim to have.
There is as fan tells us…her old literature books from Uni, great .
Then there are all her mothers history books and.. books. Why does Mummyhave cookery books , least of all a ‘ collection’ of them?
She hates cooking .
Then there are of course all her farthurrs art books.Last we saw of them were in the dusty stables with damp on them.
And of course not forgetting all of Baldilocks interiors books , a passion of his!.
Could not resist adding the screenshot of his vignette!
None of those books will come out of the shipping containers unscathed and I doubt if the ‘ library’ will either!
Just a quick query. Is that weird hair a pin in pony tail hanging over fan’s shoulder?View attachment 3933804
How can she be so bad at fashion, hair, decorating, makeup, cooking, singing...and picking partners!???
Yeah….he’s gross still. Poor fellow.
MORE LYING AND SHOPPING. THE LOSER NEEDS TO BUY HIS DARLING FIANCE SOME SHAMPOO FOR HER PERPETUALLY DIRTY AND GREASY HAIR. SKIDMARK HAS TO GUSH OVER HER UNTALENTED GRIFTER FAKE FIANCE SHOPAHOLIC LOSER FILTH JANSSEN AGAIN
CateJackson
3 minutes ago
Phillip: "it could move 'round the house." Amery (somewhere on a ladder probably) "it could do what now?"
george92964
23 minutes ago
I feel Phillip are buing al the time why why he are taken over the chauteu
Toomanydogs7
7 minutes ago
Maybe that original mirror that Philip bought for $300 would fit into the Blue room better
peggycarter8664
22 minutes ago
Is the Grand Salon ever going to get done seems like construction is very slow. Too many projects and nothing finished. Good luck
jennifermansfield8382
1 hour ago
Can’t stay up until 2am sadly
see how Loser Filth Janssen replies under the official chateau diaries account
TheChateauDiaries
1 hour ago
Oops, my bad! I've just fixed it. It's going live in just over half an hour! - Philip
helenhelen4306
8 minutes ago
Maybe invest in some moving blankets...
DevonaRavenhold
25 minutes ago
That mirror looks like it is out of Versailles itself
CateJackson
3 minutes ago
Phillip: "it could move 'round the house." Amery (somewhere on a ladder probably) "it could do what now?"
george92964
23 minutes ago
I feel Phillip are buing al the time why why he are taken over the chauteu
Toomanydogs7
7 minutes ago
Maybe that original mirror that Philip bought for $300 would fit into the Blue room better
peggycarter8664
22 minutes ago
Is the Grand Salon ever going to get done seems like construction is very slow. Too many projects and nothing finished. Good luck
jennifermansfield8382
1 hour ago
Can’t stay up until 2am sadly
see how Loser Filth Janssen replies under the official chateau diaries accountTheChateauDiaries
1 hour ago
Oops, my bad! I've just fixed it. It's going live in just over half an hour! - Philip
helenhelen4306
8 minutes ago
Maybe invest in some moving blankets...
DevonaRavenhold
25 minutes ago
That mirror looks like it is out of Versailles itself
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Which has more ridges? fan's face or her crisp?
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Amaury’s likely idea is “ shove it up your ass Skidmark.”
SabineLiske-q8z
30 seconds ago
Speak to Amaury. He might have an idea.
cindyfinn4845
44 seconds ago
My late mom would not buy antiques as she said they can come with other things, she wouldn't explain but I know why now.
SabineLiske-q8z
30 seconds ago
Speak to Amaury. He might have an idea.
cindyfinn4845
44 seconds ago
My late mom would not buy antiques as she said they can come with other things, she wouldn't explain but I know why now.
€600+++ for this oversized pink Pepto Bismol mirror that does fit or suit anywhere in the shitoo. No matter, lets spend more money and repaint it. Whose going to do that work for you fan? More $$$ down the drain for this non-bargain.
fan, stop pretending your unlisted farmhouse is a grand French chateau - it never was and never will be!
fan, stop pretending your unlisted farmhouse is a grand French chateau - it never was and never will be!
Alleged pepto bismol pink €650 mirror from a Lyon auction house. Can anyone find it? Bet it doesn’t include the 20 to 30% markup or other expenses. Looks like the losers spent his entire time in South Africa shopping nonstop. He has a gambling and a shopping addiction.
Skidmark bulkshits
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€650. Can you stand next to it so I can show the size? € 650. Phillip, how did you do that? I know it's a lot of euros,
Skidmark bulkshits
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€650. Can you stand next to it so I can show the size? € 650. Phillip, how did you do that? I know it's a lot of euros,
Did you hear her logic as to why they buy crap and don't focus on structure, the windows and basic upkeep. She thinks that decorating is more important. She definitely does not think or act like a responsible grownup. Her Mummy and Daddy really screwed her up. It really is sad and yet the buying/shopping and storing the crap continues. And Snorts and her just enable each other. I think Mummy had some control until fan found you tube, patron and sponsors and off she went. My Dad used to.say, for some people money burns a hole in their pocket. That could not be more true for the pair of them.
Sigh………more shopping.
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