The Chateau Diaries #394 40 place settings, he doesn't even have 4 friends

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The Moons as usual are picking up the slack out of the kindness of their hearts to rehome Nick's dogs. Recently they took in 2 indoor dogs whose elderly owners had passed & were left alone & shortly after Sadie's horses went to them, incidentally needing vet treatment This added to all the elderly horses & donkeys etc they rescue.. mostly from slaughter. Considering they also have 4 boys at home goodness knows how they manage to do such a good job of caring & providing for the lot of them, not to mention the cost - you see Nick loading up really good quality feed for the animals & they all have attentive medical care. A shout out too for Jenny's unobtrusive filming & editing with cute music - and no, they're not my besties but I'm happy to highlight their total dedication compared to the neglect & indifference shown at the shitoo to all the animals. The twit brings back chickens & dumps them in the coop wittering on about green eggs and never goes near them again, till they all disappear without trace. Little Ratso is his hostage being carried around & dressed up in designer outfits & don't let's talk about Lancelot...rip
the peacocks purely decorative, the cats grudgingly given shelter after numerous comments, sheep part of the landscape till used for fun footage with all the cast chasing them & hooting with laughter. Are they still alive or been to the taxidermist?
And now they want more chickens? Mon Dieu !
I just hope as there is a tenuous link, fan doesn't stick her oar in here for views.
 
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I am so behind please forgive me if this has already been asked or answered.
Do we know the name of the auction house that was having the auction on the day they visited.
 
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[QUOTE="Ebb & Flow, post: 24335387, member: 355047"
.......and I only mentioned Anna in my previous post. I may not always agree or enjoy Anna (& Phillip) but Anna does have a natural talent - she also appears to 'play' with a 'straight bat'! Unlike others I follow.
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Not to mention professional expertise! She knows what she's doing, how to do it and - and then executes it well. It's a wonder the self styled marketing guru doesn't try sniffing round Honfleur. I suspect he'd soon be sent packing. (Actually packing but not posting seems to be one thing he can do.)
 
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I am so behind please forgive me if this has already been asked or answered.
Do we know the name of the auction house that was having the auction on the day they visited.
Ignore me as I’ve just found the answer. xx
 
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Ha ha ha, from the other place, it seems fan and Fuzzy's luggage got lost at Durban airport.

I bet that was a full blown panic moment with all his lotions and potions in it.
 
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I thought James was a family member, when did he becomes Sadies new boyfriend?? Also din't the same 'James' post a negative comment that Sadie and Billy after a disagreement in a local drinking place fled to UK. He didn't say with me also. Confused where has this information come from?
The woman on the account posted in the next comment here, she thinks she will be living in the convent in the apartment above Yannis that he has now been locked out of . !!
She was all over Stans and Yannis comments. She seemed to be in touch with Sherrie and Gwen
. She said Sadie is back in the UK with James. It was in response to a comment about Sadie breaking up with Stan. It is ambiguous!
 
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Very convenient for Stephanie J to leave you to run this, she's already in South Africa, living it up. She deletes all negative comments from her videos and has numerous fake accounts praising her. She pretends she is thrifty and cares for her home. Yet she is only interested in sponsorships, revenue, five star luxury, leaving her band of workers to run the house and grounds and spins out all of the upkeep jobs by spending no money on them, the same will have happened here. Everything is covered up with lies.
 
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I am not an expert, but isn’t scorching heat and sunlight bad for fresh surgery wounds?
Especially the part with the sweating..
 
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Poor fan three flights to visit mummy and Percy. What a terrible drag. She just walks out the dump door. No worries for plants or animals. No emptying fridges or fruit bowls. She is so entitled.
Snorts the negotiator is asking about their lost suitcases. Maybe a sniffer dog picked up the scent of something ?

Look at his posture. I don’t know any gentleman who stands like that.
 

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Drouot Storage fees
ROUTE
LOT TYPE AND INDEXESAPPLICATION FEE (INCL. VAT)
capped at €100 incl. VAT per withdrawal
STORAGE AND INSURANCE COSTS (INCL. VAT)
per day, from the 3rd day
Jewelry, books, unframed works on paper smaller than A4 format€5€1
Paintings measuring less than 1.5m x 1.5m, light and small lots€10€5
Paintings measuring less than 1.5m x 1.5m, heavy and small lots€15€10
Large and heavy lots€20€15
Large lots or multiple lots€25€20
Storage prices
The lots purchased at the auction can be picked up for free in the auction room until 7 PM on the evening of the sale and between 8 AM and 10 AM the following day.

After this time, lots not collected by the auction house will be stored in the Hôtel Drouot warehouse. This service incurs additional fees (see table).
A 50% discount on storage fees is granted to international clients and professionals from the art market outside Île-de-France (upon presentation of proof).

Attention: Lots will only be released upon presentation of the paid invoice and/or the sale label.

After one year, uncollected lots will be stored outside the Hôtel Drouot warehouse.
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Money means nothing when it is grifted or ebegged. Skidmark will pay for auction storage fees but will refuse medical care to the cats and moneymaker 2.0.
135 x £5=£675 / $911 storage charge for 6 tulips.

The tulips were purchased in the September, 26th 2025 Paris auction. After September 30, 2025, a £5 per day storage fee is imposed on the items ( if you consider it a small lot). She did not pick up the tulips until February 13, 2026.A minimum of 135 days of storage fees would be paid by Skidmark Jarvis. She forgot about the purchase. Why not pick the tulips earlier, like when they stayed at the 5 star hotel in Paris?

They buy so much crap that they forget about auction purchases routinely.

135 x £5=£675 / $911 storage charge for 6 tulips.
 
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The Loser was carrrying a printed auction catalog with him when they went to pick up the auction crap in Paris. Can anyone identify the auction in which the 6 to 8 chair chairs were purchased? They are allegedly 18th century chairs, recently a reupholstered with the same Scalamandre fabric as the curtains the loser purchased for the dining room but in a different color way.

They spend so much money, buying crap and they don’t even know where the chairs will be used. The loser has purchased over 100 chairs for the dump. Loser Filth has 100+ chairs and 1 friend, Bubblegirl.

Recall that Shrek copied the peacock in the Scalamandre Balinese peacock wallpaper to use as the logo for the Dump.

What auction buys do they still have stuffed in the London storage units☹
Skidmark will go visit the expensive playmobile based table parade in production at Ardwhore and pick up more freebies for herself, her mother, and the Dump crew/owners.

SCALAMANDRE UPHOLSTERED ORIGINAL 18TH CENTURY CHAIRS…..

SKIDMARK
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They are original 18th century chairs 7:04
which have obviously been reupholstered
more recently with the beautiful balcony
gangai fabric. We're not too sure yet
which room they're for. They may well go around the wall in the dining room
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The Loser had forgotten about the 6 to 8 18th century arm chairs? They could have been purchased at auction within the past 6 months or even up to a year ago.After one year, uncollected lots will be stored outside the Hôtel Drouot warehouse. Is that why they suddenly decided to rent a vs. and take the chairs back to the Dump?

Skidmark tries to pretend that she has no idea what he purchased…..remember the lies posted by the Loser that he purchases tens of thousands of dollars in antiques monthly with his LieLande salary for doing nothing?

How much were the storage fees for the chairs?


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with them last night. So, we came into
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Paris, slept for hours and hours and
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then this morning Philillip in typical
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Philip Mana goes, "Oh, we're in Paris.
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I've got some things to pick up at the
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auction house here actually
." So today
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we decided as we're going back to Laand
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anyway, we may as well hire a van and
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take the things back
. So he's just run
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in to draw. He's with Sonia and I'm
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waiting for them to appear with very
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exciting things.
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Oh my god, Stephen.
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Oh, they're amazing.
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They are so
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Yeah, they're the bane gangai.
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Gorgeous.
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But in yellow.
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In yellow. Yes. Which we hadn't seen.
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Oh, they're lovely.
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They are beautiful.
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Well spotted, Blet. And for the
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eagle-eyed viewers, some of you will
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recognize this fabric because it's a
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different colorway of the same fabric of
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the curtains that we have for the new
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dining room.
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Amazing.
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It didn't say in the listing that it was
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bucking. We just recognized the the
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fabric. So, fabric was great for the
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chair.

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Yeah, I really like them.
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But we don't have the tulips yet.
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Still awaiting tulips. Yes. Good idea.
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This is exciting.
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Phillip, you've done so well. Should we
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go?


Click to watch Skidmark lie about the auction purchases.


They were purchased at an auction affiliated with Drouot and picked up at Drouot in Paris.
 
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Poor fan three flights to visit mummy and Percy. What a terrible drag. She just walks out the dump door. No worries for plants or animals. No emptying fridges or fruit bowls. She is so entitled.
Snorts the negotiator is asking about their lost suitcases. Maybe a sniffer dog picked up the scent of something ?

Look at his posture. I don’t know any gentleman who stands like that.
They don't give a flying duck about anything other than themselves.

Vile, vulgar specimens.

Hate them!
 
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Poor fan three flights to visit mummy and Percy. What a terrible drag. She just walks out the dump door. No worries for plants or animals. No emptying fridges or fruit bowls. She is so entitled.
Snorts the negotiator is asking about their lost suitcases. Maybe a sniffer dog picked up the scent of something ?

Look at his posture. I don’t know any gentleman who stands like that.
with the shirt tucked in to make his waist look bigger…
 
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How insane is this? Your windows are falling apart for God sakes ,château is moldy for God sakes ,your heating doesn’t work for God sakes ….. I cannot believe she buys something like this for her birthday! It is truly mind-boggling. Stupid ! and expects people to pay for her wallpaper. How incredibly selfish is she ??
I remember one time when her mother told her that she didn't have to buy every beautiful thing she saw, that it's possible to really like something without needing to own it. I don't remember exactly what it was that she had just bought that time, but as I recall it, the conversation was around the kitchen table. She buys stuff and then doesn't even look at it again
 
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Poor fan three flights to visit mummy and Percy. What a terrible drag. She just walks out the dump door. No worries for plants or animals. No emptying fridges or fruit bowls. She is so entitled.
Snorts the negotiator is asking about their lost suitcases. Maybe a sniffer dog picked up the scent of something ?

Look at his posture. I don’t know any gentleman who stands like that.
I can't get those photos up Lochy but the first one with fan's head......... OMG ..... that is Scotty Dog !!!!
 
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Money means nothing when it is grifted or ebegged. Skidmark will pay for auction storage fees but will refuse medical care to the cats and moneymaker 2.0.
135 x £5=£675 / $911 storage charge for 6 tulips.

The tulips were purchased in the September, 26th 2025 Paris auction. After September 30, 2025, a £5 per day storage fee is imposed on the items ( if you consider it a small lot). She did not pick up the tulips until February 13, 2026.A minimum of 135 days of storage fees would be paid by Skidmark Jarvis. She forgot about the purchase. Why not pick the tulips earlier, like when they stayed at the 5 star hotel in Paris?

They buy so much crap that they forget about auction purchases routinely.

135 x £5=£675 / $911 storage charge for 6 tulips.
🎉🎉🎉🎉CORRECTION. I screwed up. I was thinking of the UK and hastily misread it as pounds instead of euros. THE STORAGE CHARGES ARE $796.50 instead of $ 911.

135 x €5=€675 / $796.5 storage charge for 6 tulips

The storage charge for the 6 to 8 chairs would likely be €15 to €20 per day, beginning 3 days after the end of the auction for the chairs. They could’ve purchased the chairs up to one year past the day of the auction. I didn’t know if it was another situation where the loser had to pick up the chairs and rent a van and get them out of the warehouse in Paris or they would be sent elsewhere. Who knows how many hundreds or thousands of dollars in charges they may have racked up.

Remember when they left items waiting in a warehouse, we were up to a year before they went to fetch them? They did not pick up the large painting of the lady with a really wonky arm for several weeks past the day they purchased them an auction and they pissed off the owner of the painting who had to keep the painting at his home until they actually decided to go pick it up?

Skidmark intentionally withheld information as to the date that the chairs were purchased. Where they were purchased from, and the name of the auction. She has done this many, many times in order to hide when items were purchased, and how much were paid for the items. She also was not surprised by the purchase of the chairs. She authorizes all the purchases made by the loser. Her claims of innocence and surprise are part of the scam.

Remember when the loser had to pick up several sets of gold rimmed pink porcelain and other sets in the UK and they would not identify the auction house?
 
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Ooops, guess Andrew Mountbatten didn't see that coming! fan next, please! :sneaky:
 
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