The Chateau Diaries #394 40 place settings, he doesn't even have 4 friends

[graciemckitten]

DId you notice Skidmark lie about purchasing the glass tulips at auction a long time ago as a birthday present for herself? Her birthday was 7 months ago…….She did not even know whether ”she” purchased/won 5 or 6 glass tulips, she guessed 6, and the Loser quickly corrected her, “you have 6 tulips.”

The Loser purchased the tulips in the online auction. Not Skidmark. She has no clue how much tit the Loser spends on his gambling addiction auction bids/buys.

They must be getting ready for a big tulips themed “ fundraiser” so are purchasing more and more tulip themed antiques/crap, etc. Fresh tulips are now frequently on display in the Dump kitchen and in the Skidmark London flat.

SKIDMARK
bought for myself a long time ago. go my

7:21
birthday present to myself, but I hadn't
had a chance to come and get them. They
are the prettiest, awesome tulips. And
I'm sure many of you will realize that I got them for the cast salon at Laand as
a reminder of the tulips in the beautiful new ceiling. Is it five intotal?

Six.

7:39

Oh, six. Great.

 

[graciemckitten]

The Loser was carrrying a printed auction catalog with him when they went to pick up the auction crap in Paris. Can anyone identify the auction in which the 6 to 8 chair chairs were purchased? They are allegedly 18th century chairs, recently a reupholstered with the same Scalamandre fabric as the curtains the loser purchased for the dining room but in a different color way.

They spend so much money, buying crap and they don’t even know where the chairs will be used. The loser has purchased over 100 chairs for the dump. Loser Filth has 100+ chairs and 1 friend, Bubblegirl.

Recall that Shrek copied the peacock in the Scalamandre Balinese peacock wallpaper to use as the logo for the Dump.

What auction buys do they still have stuffed in the London storage units
Skidmark will go visit the expensive playmobile based table parade in production at Ardwhore and pick up more freebies for herself, her mother, and the Dump crew/owners.

SCALAMANDRE UPHOLSTERED ORIGINAL 18TH CENTURY CHAIRS…..

SKIDMARK
They are original 18th century chairs 7:04
which have obviously been reupholstered
more recently with the beautiful balcony
gangai fabric. We're not too sure yet
which room they're for. They may well go around the wall in the dining room.

 

[FecilitéJ]

Imagine the posse turning up at the wallpaper company - Billy & Jarvis 2 Chateau Owners no less, the 'artist' Petherick, Business Manager Andrew, plus the 'Historical Expert' whasshisname, expecting Sponsorship with minimal outlay as usual - chopping & changing design/colourways taking up everyone's time for the dubious honour of dealing with them till the company stopped the theatricals.
OK so it was Jarvis who made a down payment bc in the meantime Billy had no longer Gwen's funding - funny Michael never mentioned him again so now the grifters are all over Lielande with Andrew spearheading the next obnoxious scam appealing to the subs to pay back SJ for having been cheated & tagging her father for pathos. Btw, what is it with MP & wallpaper?? They've even resurrected Caroline Gooder to amp up the assault, I have an idea that they pay 3 or 4 bods specifically to scan & contrast the unfavourable comments given how lazy they are - Snorts has never even been bothered to film or edit, too busy tracking his bids. Personally I'm on Team laughing stock with his hair, just a tiny payback for lording it over the others ALL THE TIME. Quite by chance I watched Chateau Love & was enchanted (well, almost) by seeing Simon, a recognizable man, going to work in Paris & then coming home to his workshop to make a shelf for Vivienne's marbling. Plus Vivienne going round Paris with her friend ate in the market area & bistrots rather than the poncy restaurants & fake upgrades of the terrible two.

It was also nice to see the relationship that Vivienne and Simon have with the La LaSalle fellas. They were with Terry & Ash in a recent video and Simon was helping Tracey with the waxing of their wood paneling. I really hope they don’t turn up to help out at CHMN patron days.

 

[Mr Magoo]

We are not used to people in YouTube’s world of chateaux leaving up less than glowing comments. MPK runs his channel the way he wants to, maybe the comments will stay up, maybe they will come down, but he is not trying to stick it to Skidmark. They are very close.

I suppose anything is possible @Jules100 For myself I trust none of them associated with fan and crowd.

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

Sadies new man.

I thought James was her cousin that was working with Simon and Yannis

 

[JackSpratt]

THE COMMENTS KEEP ROLLING IN …..

PynfoldPat
9 minutes ago
I deal with the Parent Company and Sister Company of your printers, I’ve always found them wonderful. I’m happy to speak to my contacts if you think it may help.;

JSees
8 minutes ago
Stop the fake drama, you and Stephanie make videos for money.

MarieChristine-w2b
2 hours ago
10.000 euros should be spent on renovating the shutters or towards the heating etc...spending money on wallpaper is not wise... Sorry but you can put another wallpaper in the kitchen ..

50layers
41 minutes ago
Hundreds of high end historical wallpapers even high end Chateaus use. Lalande is far from a Versailles standard! Infact lets be honest it’s abmoney pit basically used for grifting salaries and holidays.. nothing ever gets done .. or there is always a reason… not to do something delayed tactic and the grift continues.. wake up!! Stephanie is a multi millionaire playing u all like fiddles… but mainly old grannies pensions being spent funding a sub standard building.. nothing ever gets it’s not if any historical value… it’s all nonsense!!


retrocaravanclubuk7898
2 hours ago
Blatant begging video

annaguscott3510
2 hours ago
10,000 is crazy , unrealistic and downright ridiculous given the current financial crisis across the globe maybe try living within your means instead of trying to live lives of the rich it’s not only tone deaf but extremely embarrassing patron will become the owns of the Chateau at this rate they have paused for everything including Phillips lifestyle and china obsession


50layers
29 minutes ago
I don’t see any genuine hard work from either to go and get funds.. always the easy route .. sob story and begging bowls.. fabricated stories always going back to money! Remember it’s only ever about money.. wake up stop being fooled!!!

peteandant
1 hour ago
I can’t believe that this has happened. It doesn’t make any scence. If you paid so much then why did the rollers get destroyed they should have been Stephanie’s property . All very suspicious a company doesn’t just drop a project when they have gone so far and yet again you are claiming that you have worked so hard to produce the wallpaper but no you copied it . I’ve done photoshopping and it doesn’t take months . You Michael are unreliable.

user-kq6bz7ru4g
2 hours ago
Why would it affect your friendship, she's not paying for it ,the patreons are
.
paulinedixon3490
1 hour ago
Exactly. They like to live the life on other peoples money

giaafshar8419
3 hours ago
honestly making everything the way it was originally made is a massive waist of money and time

tara0redwine
1 hour ago
agreed. This is crazy you are asking for money to help someone hang E10,000 wallpaper in their kitchen when people can barely afford groceries is INSANE.

josephineoliver556
3 hours ago
You know, I watch most of the chateau channels, I enjoy the most of them and like the people but I am finding myself unsubscribing because they are all scroungers. They all live a very nice life their choice to live this way, but you need to be able to afford it , to live it. But they obviously can’t, because if they want to do anything it always costs the subscribers. I work as a nurse working long shifts, I would love a cottage in France, I need about €200,000 so if you can all help me achieve it, I promise I will enjoy it and spend my days in peace and tranquility in France. Poor Stephanie, what a shame , I’m sure she really needs this wallpaper. I promised my husband a new jaguar and I feel so bad that I can’t get this for him. Please help me with this. I’m sure my husband would be so happy. Stephanie and her mum gave 5 properties between them. Please stop scrounging.

roneldastrydom2077
4 hours ago
This channel have become a online shop

nonnasibilia5874
4 hours ago
Just make a digital version. WTF. Ten thousand is way too much money for wallpaper. And I'm pretty sure it's just going on part of one wall

belindadavies8683
4 hours ago
My goodness!!! I've really had enough of these grifting fools. Anyone who buys into this, you really need help

tara0redwine
2 hours ago
Thank God someone else agrees with me! 10,000E for wallpaper... its like they live in a fairy tale world over there

paulinedixon3490
1 hour ago
Agree entirely. I’ve thought that Do they live in the real world. Life’s hard for lots of people. Keeping a roof over their heads. Feeding and clothing kids. Having to make do and mend. Yet they expect others to pay for their entitled existences. Why not sell other properties they own.

Oh please let comments like this multiply and begin to gain traction.

 

[Mr Magoo]

DId you notice Skidmark lie about purchasing the glass tulips at auction a long time ago as a birthday present for herself? Her birthday was 7 months ago…….She did not even know whether ”she” purchased/won 5 or 6 glass tulips, she guessed 6, and the Loser quickly corrected her, “you have 6 tulips.”

The Loser purchased the tulips in the online auction. Not Skidmark. She has no clue how much tit the Loser spends on his gambling addiction auction bids/buys.

They must be getting ready for a big tulips themed “ fundraiser” so are purchasing more and more tulip themed antiques/crap, etc. Fresh tulips are now frequently on display in the Dump kitchen and in the Skidmark London flat.

SKIDMARK
bought for myself a long time ago. go my

7:21
birthday present to myself, but I hadn't
had a chance to come and get them. They
are the prettiest, awesome tulips. And
I'm sure many of you will realize that I got them for the cast salon at Laand as
a reminder of the tulips in the beautiful new ceiling. Is it five intotal?

Six.

7:39

Oh, six. Great.

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more dust collecters

 

[MacDuff]

I reckon they've got tit stored at various aution houses, ready to be slowly drip fed into the shirhole.

They are so cocky about this now, they don't believe anyone will question them.

How much must they be paying in auction house storage fees? They always pretend that they've gotten such a deal, but fail to acknowledge the 25 - 30% fee that goes to the auction house, and their fees for storage start fast and are high. And despite what Snorts says, they're never waived.

 

[JackSpratt]

Imagine the posse turning up at the wallpaper company - Billy & Jarvis 2 Chateau Owners no less, the 'artist' Petherick, Business Manager Andrew, plus the 'Historical Expert' whasshisname, expecting Sponsorship with minimal outlay as usual - chopping & changing design/colourways taking up everyone's time for the dubious honour of dealing with them till the company stopped the theatricals.
OK so it was Jarvis who made a down payment bc in the meantime Billy had no longer Gwen's funding - funny Michael never mentioned him again so now the grifters are all over Lielande with Andrew spearheading the next obnoxious scam appealing to the subs to pay back SJ for having been cheated & tagging her father for pathos. Btw, what is it with MP & wallpaper?? They've even resurrected Caroline Gooder to amp up the assault, I have an idea that they pay 3 or 4 bods specifically to scan & contrast the unfavourable comments given how lazy they are - Snorts has never even been bothered to film or edit, too busy tracking his bids. Personally I'm on Team laughing stock with his hair, just a tiny payback for lording it over the others ALL THE TIME. Quite by chance I watched Chateau Love & was enchanted (well, almost) by seeing Simon, a recognizable man, going to work in Paris & then coming home to his workshop to make a shelf for Vivienne's marbling. Plus Vivienne going round Paris with her friend ate in the market area & bistrots rather than the poncy restaurants & fake upgrades of the terrible two.

They would have been a total pain in the a at that place wafting about in their air of self importance!

What I found distasteful was the background comments from The large Controller Andrew to Michael, saying he wants commitment from him and 'IF EVERYONE HELPS DO THIS' we'll go and film it all as he's already asked.

So, basically, unless you sad saps dip into your pockets again, Andrew says it's a no bueno!

What a bumptious presumptive git!

FFS - IT'S A PIECE OF bleeping WALLPAPER, NOT SOME LONG LOST MASTER!

 

[Pippip]

THE COMMENTS KEEP ROLLING IN …..

PynfoldPat
9 minutes ago
I deal with the Parent Company and Sister Company of your printers, I’ve always found them wonderful. I’m happy to speak to my contacts if you think it may help.;

JSees
8 minutes ago
Stop the fake drama, you and Stephanie make videos for money.

MarieChristine-w2b
2 hours ago
10.000 euros should be spent on renovating the shutters or towards the heating etc...spending money on wallpaper is not wise... Sorry but you can put another wallpaper in the kitchen ..

50layers
41 minutes ago
Hundreds of high end historical wallpapers even high end Chateaus use. Lalande is far from a Versailles standard! Infact lets be honest it’s abmoney pit basically used for grifting salaries and holidays.. nothing ever gets done .. or there is always a reason… not to do something delayed tactic and the grift continues.. wake up!! Stephanie is a multi millionaire playing u all like fiddles… but mainly old grannies pensions being spent funding a sub standard building.. nothing ever gets it’s not if any historical value… it’s all nonsense!!


retrocaravanclubuk7898
2 hours ago
Blatant begging video

annaguscott3510
2 hours ago
10,000 is crazy , unrealistic and downright ridiculous given the current financial crisis across the globe maybe try living within your means instead of trying to live lives of the rich it’s not only tone deaf but extremely embarrassing patron will become the owns of the Chateau at this rate they have paused for everything including Phillips lifestyle and china obsession


50layers
29 minutes ago
I don’t see any genuine hard work from either to go and get funds.. always the easy route .. sob story and begging bowls.. fabricated stories always going back to money! Remember it’s only ever about money.. wake up stop being fooled!!!

peteandant
1 hour ago
I can’t believe that this has happened. It doesn’t make any scence. If you paid so much then why did the rollers get destroyed they should have been Stephanie’s property . All very suspicious a company doesn’t just drop a project when they have gone so far and yet again you are claiming that you have worked so hard to produce the wallpaper but no you copied it . I’ve done photoshopping and it doesn’t take months . You Michael are unreliable.

user-kq6bz7ru4g
2 hours ago
Why would it affect your friendship, she's not paying for it ,the patreons are
.
paulinedixon3490
1 hour ago
Exactly. They like to live the life on other peoples money

giaafshar8419
3 hours ago
honestly making everything the way it was originally made is a massive waist of money and time

tara0redwine
1 hour ago
agreed. This is crazy you are asking for money to help someone hang E10,000 wallpaper in their kitchen when people can barely afford groceries is INSANE.

josephineoliver556
3 hours ago
You know, I watch most of the chateau channels, I enjoy the most of them and like the people but I am finding myself unsubscribing because they are all scroungers. They all live a very nice life their choice to live this way, but you need to be able to afford it , to live it. But they obviously can’t, because if they want to do anything it always costs the subscribers. I work as a nurse working long shifts, I would love a cottage in France, I need about €200,000 so if you can all help me achieve it, I promise I will enjoy it and spend my days in peace and tranquility in France. Poor Stephanie, what a shame , I’m sure she really needs this wallpaper. I promised my husband a new jaguar and I feel so bad that I can’t get this for him. Please help me with this. I’m sure my husband would be so happy. Stephanie and her mum gave 5 properties between them. Please stop scrounging.

roneldastrydom2077
4 hours ago
This channel have become a online shop

nonnasibilia5874
4 hours ago
Just make a digital version. WTF. Ten thousand is way too much money for wallpaper. And I'm pretty sure it's just going on part of one wall

belindadavies8683
4 hours ago
My goodness!!! I've really had enough of these grifting fools. Anyone who buys into this, you really need help

tara0redwine
2 hours ago
Thank God someone else agrees with me! 10,000E for wallpaper... its like they live in a fairy tale world over there

paulinedixon3490
1 hour ago
Agree entirely. I’ve thought that Do they live in the real world. Life’s hard for lots of people. Keeping a roof over their heads. Feeding and clothing kids. Having to make do and mend. Yet they expect others to pay for their entitled existences. Why not sell other properties they own.

You have to admire the fact that MP does not delete negative comments, unlike SJ, who wants to give the impression that there is no criticism.

 

[Jules100]

How much must they be paying in auction house storage fees? They always pretend that they've gotten such a deal, but fail to acknowledge the 25 - 30% fee that goes to the auction house, and their fees for storage start fast and are high. And despite what Snorts says, they're never waived.

Who cares, it will be paid with internet granny money! Paying with other peoples money makes it free.
🪑

 

[graciemckitten]

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user-oc5mj5xy4b
1 hour ago
This channel has gone to ( how does one say ?) tit




johnpendergraph6952
20 hours ago
Why weren't the rollers given to Stephanie as she (I assume) paid for them?


AuntieDeb71
16 hours ago
I worked in printing, and this is never done. Just like if you have siding installed you don't own the contractor's bending machine or your electrician's tools. Artists own their artwork and printers own the means of production. You don't hand over rollers or plates or film for the customer to take to some other printer. Aside from the principle it isn't practical - there are so many makes and models of printing presses, and unless another company owned the identical press, those rollers won't work . The plates or rollers would be destroyed for the protection of the customer, to be assured that the printer can't steal their design. Stephanie did not pay for "the rollers" themselves, she paid for the cost to produce them and the time and labour of making all those samples. And that's a lot of time. Every colour change means a washup of the press and rollers, and they were doing some unusual stuff there - mica in the ink? Wow.


geoffdundee
12 hours ago
@AuntieDeb71 In this case the artist is long dead and no copyright on the design........they paid for samples only and got them.....and no refund because it takes many hours to produce samples over a run.........but no payment was made to secure n sign the deal so printer is within right to keep rollers which theyld have to make before doing samples..your reply was spot on.

lindascott2008
11 hours ago
@geoffdundee That still doesn't explain why the printer pulled out of the deal.

H
geoffdundee
11 hours ago
@lindascott2008 because they werent seeing funds forthcoming for this so called project so therefore no contract between parties....easy to walk away from and not pander to folk with ideas above their station.




annamariamiele5682
1 hour ago
I can not believe the continuous asking for money while Stephany travels all over with her fiancé..buying expensive items and making money with different venues....and you and her still wants us to pay for it? Does any of you have a real jobs? I am sure Stephany can use a different wallpaper in her and take a loss on the England's fiasco. Enough is enough.. You create a project and you must pay for

johnvergara5293
5 hours ago
Well done for preserving history! We are staying at LaLande in April and hoping we get a chance to meet you guys.

belindadavies8683
2 minutes ago
Don't forget to take your thermals.

SeverineParks
8 hours ago
Funny that Caroline Gooder is in the comments and defending again, after been absent on the Lalande channel for about two years. Surely just another coincident or „free gift“ after all the backlash here. Others might think there’s a chateau person behind. I adored those big chateau channels once, but they all started equally grifting and lying. I can’t wait for the next „viewers are all so mean, just because we want their money“ video. I am done with you.

belindadavies8683
6 hours ago (edited)
This is definitely Philip, knows too much.

50layers
2 hours ago
That kitchen is an excuse to grift!!

maxwellcolfax4933
20 hours ago
I love that Andrew always considers offering an affordable version of whatever is being sold. These are beautiful. Nice work!

nonnasibilia5874
6 hours ago
But there is never anything affordable. He says that but I never can afford anything.

50layers
2 hours ago
Money money money… it’s ALWAYS about money where Stephanie is involved

 

[graciemckitten]

How much must they be paying in auction house storage fees? They always pretend that they've gotten such a deal, but fail to acknowledge the 25 - 30% fee that goes to the auction house, and their fees for storage start fast and are high. And despite what Snorts says, they're never waived.

Don’t they now have 4 or 5 large storage units on the lawn at the Dump? They are expensive to lease and she had 2 to 3 of them on the Dump lawn for well over 2+’years, and has added a couple more off camera. She also has her rental unit/units in London stuffed full of auction buys and shopping, as well as stacks of porcelain all over the Dump.

 

[JackSpratt]

How much must they be paying in auction house storage fees? They always pretend that they've gotten such a deal, but fail to acknowledge the 25 - 30% fee that goes to the auction house, and their fees for storage start fast and are high. And despite what Snorts says, they're never waived.

Probably more than the items were worth, they just don't give a tit anymore.

How does any sane person 'forget' they've got purchases sitting there waiting to be collected for week/months at a time.

Also what @Jules100 said above!

 

[graciemckitten]

We are not used to people in YouTube’s world of chateaux leaving up less than glowing comments. MPK runs his channel the way he wants to, maybe the comments will stay up, maybe they will come down, but he is not trying to stick it to Skidmark. They are very close.

Michael P and Skidmark are thick as thieves. I almost feel sorry for him in a limited way because he is another person who encouraged Stephanie to start a YouTube channel and was an integral part in building her YouTube channel with his talents, personality, etc. and likely was not compensated. He was used just like Selmar and other contractors/ volunteers/ “ friends” were used to create an audience for the channel that initially solely benefited Skidmark, Mummy, and the Dump owners.If it were not for MIchael, she would not have a YouTube channel or received millions of dollars in cash, luxury vacations, a full staff of personal servants, hundreds of presents, etc. and a luxury lifestyle for spending 3 months a year in France at the crumbling Dump.

I would not trust Andrew as far as I could throw him.

 

[Teefs]

Imagine the posse turning up at the wallpaper company - Billy & Jarvis 2 Chateau Owners no less, the 'artist' Petherick, Business Manager Andrew, plus the 'Historical Expert' whasshisname, expecting Sponsorship with minimal outlay as usual - chopping & changing design/colourways taking up everyone's time for the dubious honour of dealing with them till the company stopped the theatricals.
OK so it was Jarvis who made a down payment bc in the meantime Billy had no longer Gwen's funding - funny Michael never mentioned him again so now the grifters are all over Lielande with Andrew spearheading the next obnoxious scam appealing to the subs to pay back SJ for having been cheated & tagging her father for pathos. Btw, what is it with MP & wallpaper?? They've even resurrected Caroline Gooder to amp up the assault, I have an idea that they pay 3 or 4 bods specifically to scan & contrast the unfavourable comments given how lazy they are - Snorts has never even been bothered to film or edit, too busy tracking his bids. Personally I'm on Team laughing stock with his hair, just a tiny payback for lording it over the others ALL THE TIME. Quite by chance I watched Chateau Love & was enchanted (well, almost) by seeing Simon, a recognizable man, going to work in Paris & then coming home to his workshop to make a shelf for Vivienne's marbling. Plus Vivienne going round Paris with her friend ate in the market area & bistrots rather than the poncy restaurants & fake upgrades of the terrible two.

His mother, Sherrie, is on there posting snarky replies under the name of Cherielou62

 

[graciemckitten]

romualdasbajoras6742
1 day ago
How people forget the girl in South Africa whose clothes she just took and never paid her . The girl pass away by suicide because she had no food to continue studies

 

[JanePlain]

🫨 Don’t think I have seen so many negative comments

I realise they are all on MP’s channel …. But … can we actually dare hope that with this latest outrageous ‘wallpaper grift by proxy’ the tide will actually turn & the veils will start to fall from people’s eyes?

Pretty Please

 

[fickle.cauliflower]

Is that meant to be Stephenie in that video thumbnail!?

 

[graciemckitten]

MORE MICHAEL P VIDEO COMMENTS
Flightsong24
2 minutes ago
Well at least you haven't deleted any negative comments, unlike Ms Jarvis does with the help of her 'fiancee'. There will eventually come a time when her patrons wake up to all of the manipulation of facts and timelines and spend and go elsewhere for some more honest entertainment.

tinsel-pants
6 minutes ago
ALL Stephanie's CHICKENS are DEAD. AGAIN! Unsubscribing from all these tone-deaf, money-grabbing channels. These people are disgusting. LOOK AFTER YOUR ANIMALS OR DONT HAVE THEM!

40davegardner
54 minutes ago
First of all, "clickbait", is this now a shopping channel and go fund me? This all seems very odd that they pulled out at the last minute, and no reason given. Then a guilt trip at the end mentioning Stephanie's father. This felt like one of those charity ads aimed to guilt pensioners at dinner time. I'm not sure I'll be subscribing any further if this is all the channel is going to be

sianscountrylife4925
1 hour ago
I get that Stephanie has lost out on this deal ...and I enjoy her channel and yours. However......if there's a breach of contract with the company and they have reneged on what was agreed , then it's a legal issue and should be dealt with as such . I feel there's more here that's unknown . As for financing/ donating / compensating Stephanie for her loss - that's not something I'm prepared to do . I can't speak for others but despite my fond desire to escape to a Château of my own , it's never going to happen without some incredible financial miracle - which is why I love to experience Château life vicariously on YouTube. I hope my comment is understood , speaking as someone living on a low income , unable to afford any luxuries, holidays or extras

Antiqueanalytics
3 hours ago
Let’s look at some facts: 1) The main Pethericks channel is down an has not produced a video in weeks. Very unusual in and of itself. 2) This video is not up to Michaels standards. 3) The background of this family (stolen religious items) is not stellar. There is much more to this story, I am sure. It’s hard to tell what will come up in this ongoing story that is the Pethericks. My guess is the whole operation is about ready to collapse.

peteandant
3 hours ago
I can’t believe that this has happened. It doesn’t make any scence. If you paid so much then why did the rollers get destroyed they should have been Stephanie’s property . All very suspicious a company doesn’t just drop a project when they have gone so far and yet again you are claiming that you have worked so hard to produce the wallpaper but no you copied it . I’ve done photoshopping and it doesn’t take months . You Michael are unreliable.