The Apprentice #5

[noweverythingsucks]

Climate zone. It's depleting. This interview between Mike and Dean is probably the funniest thing on The Apprentice since Pants Man.

 

[Urbanbunny]

I’m just here for Jordan’s tit beard

 

[GoSlap]

Am I on a different planet? I thought Jordan was a useless candidate the entire time. I'm honestly baffled by all the praise.

 

[Remotecontrol]

Am I on a different planet? I thought Jordan was a useless candidate the entire time. I'm honestly baffled by all the praise.

Me too. He coasted the entire series and did very little.

 

[noweverythingsucks]

I struggle to see how air conditioning can be a viable business in the UK for someone like Alan sugar. The climate hasn't changed THAT much, and is unlikely to to the extend we all need air conditioning any time soon.

It's also a massive cost for company's to put in offices

My friend's sister in law's family are loaded because the Dad has an air conditioning company supplying gyms. Rich enough to buy all their kids massive houses outright.

 

[forgotmyacc]

Ok I'm hormonal but I actually found that emotional!! I've really warmed to Dean.
The right two got to the final.
Loved how sweet Lord Sugar was to Jordan.
He's young and cocky but is passionate

 

[Multi-21]

I’ve just had a look at ADL air conditionings IG and they are following such luminaries as
Gemma Owen & Luca Bish from Love Island
50 Cent
Lando Norris
Steve O from Jackass
Mike Tyson
Dan Osbourne
And of course Karren & Tim

They’ve got 9559 followers tonight, wonder how many that will be after the final

 

[Boomwhatwasthis]

Has anyone else been for an interview that is conducted Apprentice style?

I had one a few years ago and it was beyond hideous.

 

[Boomwhatwasthis]

Thankyouverymuchfortheopportunitylordsugar

Blame Michael Sophocles, he was the twit who started it!

 

[soph30]

I kind of think Dean wouldn’t be in the final if he was a woman or a person of colour or even Northern, Welsh, Irish etc. Lord Sugar just loves Cockney/Essex boys like himself

 

[kev1974]

I didn't understand Jordan's "business" at all, he's basically a freelance artist / graphic designer like countless other freelance artists / graphic designers. Although in his case trying to pass off his work as actual commissions from big brands who he hasn't actually been anywhere near.

If he thinks he is worth so much per day why doesn't he just knuckle down and go get himself that sort of work and get it all done.

 

[50sGirl]

Am I on a different planet? I thought Jordan was a useless candidate the entire time. I'm honestly baffled by all the praise.

I thought he was Billy buller tbh but Sugar seemed impressed.

 

[Scotch Mist]

The 2 in the final are the only ones who have real businesses. It was very disappointing as I really liked Chisola and hoped she'd do well but her plan wasn't good. I do think that she has a lot of charisma and could do well for herself.

Dean's interview with Mike was absolutely hilarious I couldn't stop laughing

 

[Eleanor Abernathy’s Cat]

The 2 in the final are the only ones who have real businesses. It was very disappointing as I really liked Chisola and hoped she'd do well but her plan wasn't good. I do think that she has a lot of charisma and could do well for herself.

Dean's interview with Mike was absolutely hilarious I couldn't stop laughing

Chisola was like Neil from about 10 years ago. Great candidate but crap business idea. He’d have won if he hadn’t been so stubborn about changing his idea.

 

[girlinbrum]

Chisola current business virtual PAs and I think she would have been better off going in with that.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

I still don’t really understand what Chisola’s business idea was tbh

 

[kev1974]

I still don’t really understand what Chisola’s business idea was tbh

https://www.crowdcube.com/ and countless other similar sites that exist already, but unlike them she hadn't thought it through enough to figure out how to make it pay for itself. Very naive.

 

[Marilyn345]

I kind of think Dean wouldn’t be in the final if he was a woman or a person of colour or even Northern, Welsh, Irish etc. Lord Sugar just loves Cockney/Essex boys like himself

I expect they give him certain sweet nostalgic thoughts as they are a reflection of his younger self but more than 50 years have passed since then, LAS is not going to invest his money just because of long ago memories which like all memories wiil have faded.

 

[Boomwhatwasthis]

Did anyone else find Amber Rose irrationally irritating?

 

[Boomwhatwasthis]

I’d have killed for air conditioning two years ago when we had that ridiculously hot summer. My house was like a sauna

Same. We live in an upstairs flat (originally one house, turned into 2 flats.) The downstairs neighbours cook all day, and obviously hot air rises through the house's ventilation system. The heat in our place when the weather hits 30 is awful.