The Apprentice #5

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I found that episode even more contrived than usual!

They are universally dreadful though.
 
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They are all as thick as mince. The most stupid contestants ever - what an accolade! Thank good that mouthy cowbag Skeletor has gone.
 
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Two massive trips so far this series - Hong Kong and then Egypt. Nice to know where the TV licence money is being spent .

Lolled at all 3 being fired last night. They were all useless.
 
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I saw that the week after next they’re going to be doing a redo of the discount buying task, but on the Isle of Wight. Shows what a shocker HK was, or just how much they were set up to fail to now get the chance of “redemption”.

I don’t think there’s ever been an exact repeat of a task within the same series before, though so many of the “create a product (usually food), brand it and pitch/sell it” tasks do blur into one.
 
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The darker hair looks better than the bleached. She doesnt look quite as washed out.
 
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I can’t believe how dire this series is. And Alan needs to stop with the ‘dad jokes’. Me and my partner eye roll whenever he says one 😂
 
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It's all so false and heavily edited. I miss the old days when you saw actual friendships and enemies forming and a bit of banter (for want of a better word).

It's now so formulaic - someone butting into someone's negotiation, someone making a dire mistake with cooking, one team doing an awful boring tour vs the others doing a fun one, and so on. It's been dumbed down so much.
 
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I found that episode even more contrived than usual!

They are universally dreadful though.
The whole 3 going was tit I think it was done as a keeping everyone else win line thing rather than them being tit I don't think walking dead or Carrington should have gone
 
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Why did they not just fish the parsley back out of the bin? It couldn't have been there long and it was just sitting there on top of everything waiting to be rescued, it's not as if it was an outside bin, or that a load of messy junk had been poured over it. All it needed was a quick rinse under the tap!
 
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Why did they not just fish the parsley back out of the bin? It couldn't have been there long and it was just sitting there on top of everything waiting to be rescued, it's not as if it was an outside bin, or that a load of messy junk had been poured over it. All it needed was a quick rinse under the tap!
You could do that at home for sure, but definitely not in a kitchen where you are cooking for tv 😅
 
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I did think Big Al's "Levi you're like a plus one at a wedding" dig was actually quite funny but when you're churning them out at a rate of 1 funny for every 500 tit it gets cancelled out
 
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The whole 3 going was tit I think it was done as a keeping everyone else win line thing rather than them being tit I don't think walking dead or Carrington should have gone
Totally agree. Was BS
 
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Catching up as I was working last night...a hat trick of firings. Well deserved.
That was an absolute disaster.
 
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