Terrys bakes

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Anyone fancy being Terrys skivvy? They're advertising for someone to clean up after him as clearly wifey is far too busy (counting her Jelly Cats no doubt).
I wonder what she actually does. She doesn't cook, cant go shopping on her own, school run is done with both of them in tow. I'm sure she mentioned they had a cleaner.

He has no timing for his bakes, he is up at 3am sometimes baking.
 
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I wonder what she actually does. She doesn't cook, cant go shopping on her own, school run is done with both of them in tow. I'm sure she mentioned they had a cleaner.

He has no timing for his bakes, he is up at 3am sometimes baking.
She doesn’t spend time washing her hair.
That’s for bleeping sure!
 
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He'll be one of those bosses who never pays the employees on time!
Pay? You mean the cakes he'll give in exchange for their hard work 😅 They will definitely be late if his orders are anything to go by. And I am sure the offer of learning some baking skills from him will never actually happen!
 
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Just seen his latest reel on Instagram showing us his big tubs of spread. If I was waiting 5 months for a slab of cake, I'd at least expect something a little more refined. He is the Betty Crocker of bakers.
 
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Just seen his latest reel on Instagram showing us his big tubs of spread. If I was waiting 5 months for a slab of cake, I'd at least expect something a little more refined. He is the Betty Crocker of bakers.
Wait…. So he’s not even baking he’s putting a premade chocolate spread into a cookie base?
 
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Wait…. So he’s not even baking he’s putting a premade chocolate spread into a cookie base?
Does he even make the cookie base? That's probably bought in too, never see him make his own. He'll show himself whizzing up a sponge mix, but have never seen him do the cookie dough. Happy to be corrected. Over to you Terry 🤣
 
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All that holidaying must be tiring Nikita out, she's looking more and more like Uncle Fester than Waynetta Slob these days.
 
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Terry in his lilac grotts first thing on a Monday morning isn't for me 🤢

Can somebody please pay attention to his hands, am I imagining he holds them funny?
The whole arm/limb looks like it hangs oddly.
 
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Terry in his lilac grotts first thing on a Monday morning isn't for me 🤢

Can somebody please pay attention to his hands, am I imagining he holds them funny?
The whole arm/limb looks like it hangs oddly.
Terry at any time of day or night, wearing anything, ever just isn’t for me.
Can you imagine him whispering sweet nothings in your ear 💦
He’s odd all round and she’s greasy.
At least they ain’t spoiling another couple!
 
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I cant get over how little she does!
In his morning routine, he could've been baking. I'm all for him helping her out but she seems one lazy person!
 
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You can guarantee she’s on the pip and yes down as her carer. I bet the kids are too it pays big money if you can do it right. If they can grift the public they can grift the government
 
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I wish he’d stop flobbing around in his pants waving his moobs about first thing in the morning. Puts me off my cornflakes. 🤢
 
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She is so so lazy and can’t do a thing by herself. So embarrassing!

I bet beggy loves to read these! Not so smug now Nikita you greasy, lazy, cheater.
 
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He’s asking who on earth would “wear thermal f*cking socks?” I so wanted to reply to say people who actually do a hard days graft outside in all weathers during winter who don’t have a warm ‘bakery’ to do two hours work in once a week
 
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