Terrys bakes

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Aw thank you
No im not anywhere near there

It’s just frustrating isn’t it when you put everything into these things then see someone doing a totally sub par job who just got lucky and got a following for not really doing anything!
 
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Trying not to out myself here but I have the same business as him
I work my bum off, I do basically the same bakes as him but way more because he seems to make just old school cake, cookie pies and chocolate oaties
My social media just will not take off, my postal didn’t take off, I have no clue what else to try
But my bakes (not being big headed) are so much better than his and I feel so jealous that he’s getting all these order that he then takes months to post
It makes me so down and disheartened that I’m offering such lovely bakes compared to his 3 crap ones and I get zero orders

I actually made his chocolate oatie recipe as in followed what he did when he showed it once and it’s the most bland crap bake ever!
There’s me doing delicious gooey soft brownies and cookies that I’ve spent a long time perfecting etc etc and I just get nothing 😭

How has he done it? By swearing, talking vulgar, spitting in his tit bakes and hurting dogs
Keep going!! His time is coming to an end.
 
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Imagine them two waddling up to your serving hatch. Waynetta crossing her arms across her ginormous tummy holding her boobs up and Beggy with his chunky trainers and Roy Bans filming you, hoping to be recognised in the hope it will lead to a freebie. Ps where are the kids you couldn’t leave alone whilst Waynetta was at the eye clinic?? Where is Rupert?
 
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To the baker upset by his following. They’re not following him for his bakes. When was the last time we saw him baking for orders? They’re just sad little sacks who like to be called pissflaps. The cream always rises to the top, your day to shine will come x
 
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To the baker upset by his following. They’re not following him for his bakes. When was the last time we saw him baking for orders? They’re just sad little sacks who like to be called pissflaps. The cream always rises to the top, your day to shine will come x
Thank you, I don’t know why it bothers me so much
Just annoying when you put so much hard work in and get next to no where then see disgusting people like him who really doesn’t care about his bakes and he’s selling all these boxes of basically crap!
I honestly hate the way he talks, it’s just not funny to me at all, all of the piss flaps and swearing and stuff
 
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I'm guessing nobody. Never any tags anywhere! All for clicks then they eat it themselves.

He'll read this then do a video of him dropping spit cake off to a fake customer now 😂
There it is, but of course it's not without him making something out of it first....



He has never heard of Alison Hammond has he, or watched BB3. He's had a bloody good read up on Google though 😂
She's a grifting gob too, bet she messages everybody for freebies!
 
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I truly don’t understand his postage system
Myself and every other baker I know advertise what they have actually available around Wednesday, post it next day or two when it sells and it arrives for the customer that weekend!
 
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Thank you, I don’t know why it bothers me so much
Just annoying when you put so much hard work in and get next to no where then see disgusting people like him who really doesn’t care about his bakes and he’s selling all these boxes of basically crap!
I honestly hate the way he talks, it’s just not funny to me at all, all of the piss flaps and swearing and stuff
Have you thought about selling them outside your house? You could build a little cake hut and advertise via local social media.
 
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They’re having a day off. I can’t remember the last time the lazy slobs actually did a days work 🧐. Nickers getting her nails done as it makes her feel good. So too does eating, getting her hair done, eating, buying new clothes, eating, buying jelly cats, eating, going to BnM, eating…not tried getting her brows done though!
How is Beggy still in his 30’s? Heart attack waiting to happen. Oh the GFM possibilities 💰
 
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Is school optional where they live!? They’ve said their kids don’t go and those two aren’t fit to home educate. Besides, she’s too busy shopping for JellyCats and he’s got cakes to spit in/ on.
 
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I heard a representative from the local district council made a doorstep call today-obvs they were out. Back again tomorrow-that’s a great birthday present for ya, doncha think Tezza? 👌
 
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I also bake for a living. His buttercream horrifies me. It's margarine 🤮 Margarine is closer to plastic in its composition than it is to butter. And the ratio of icing sugar is massive. It must be cloyingly sweet. Then there's his method... Chucking it all in the mixer together.
I'm traumatised.
Any good baker knows to beat the butter first till its white and fluffy, then gradually add double the weight of icing sugar 2 to 1 ratio
I'm sorry. That wasn't meant to turn into a buttercream lesson 😂😂😂😂
But yukkkkk
 
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He is just the most tit baker isn’t he!!
Doesn’t even do the basics
I just can’t stand him 🙈

I’d love a baking shed they’re the in thing but my drive slopes right down it would topple over hehe and the car would be in the way/view of having it at the bottom closest to my house
 
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