Tattle-ism's

[bubbadabut]

Stormzy is 72 years old

 

[LittleMy]

Something about bean-flicking and wearing Crocs and nix…

Kate to the party and all the vest - Hinch threads

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I’m worried I will say ‘grunk’ in real life some day

 

[Agent Cooper]

I will always associate the very expression “to get the ick” with Tattle thanks to the Off Topic thread

 

[Yel]

"I'm having a feel new tea" - Niomi Smart

I can't walk past the aisle in the supermarket without saying it, the odd time I buy the mixed pukka box (because feel new tea isn't good enough to buy a whole box of it imo) I must say it a handful of time over 4 bags

Things you say IRL but that only people on tattle will understand.
The things you say aloud that makes others think you're crazy

 

[disneys]

“Sewww” instead of so from the Gabriella Lindley thread

“anythink/somethink” and “fick” (instead of thick) from Brogan’s

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

Bewful yungel from the Lauren Goodger threads. A favourite in our household now if going to the Asda in town. Husband says 'watch out for all those bewful yungels'. Usually followed, in his best Chandler Bing voice, 'she should NOT be wearing those pants'.

 

[Raydog]

I always talk about someone having a chaos (Jack monroe threads ) and I call my pergola - pergoala from the hinch threads - along with kate to three party

 

[emerald]

The feel new tea is a great one, I can actually hear it in her voice every time I see it.

I'm fond of "I am not a tory" from Alfie "Tory" Deyes every time I do something marginally extravagant (buying pukka tea over the own brand for example )

 

[Peaches_xox]

Whenever somebody says they’re knackered I wanna ask them if their tattle knackered IYKYK

 

[thetis]

Saying stuff in Gabriella Lindley accent -"excews yew"

"smoothie bowl weather"

 

[Shutterbug99]

Smoothie bowl weather, feel new tea and, of course, the classic 'BROCHE.'

Why yes, I do spend a lot of time on Niomi Smart's thread.

 

[Leelah]

I'm thank you ....

 

[thegirlscout]

Fig rolls - I never thought about them at all before the Unpopular Opinions thread and whenever I see them I think of tattle. Also if there is drama going on (because when topics on that thread get a bit heated, someone inevitably says something like ‘I miss when we were discussing fig rolls!’) I kinda want to randomly say to out loud “so, what about those fig rolls? Who’s a fan?” to break the tension

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I'd only ever heard "silly bitch" used as abuse before the Chit-Chat thread.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Kate to the party and all the vest - Hinch threads

And ‘tend - I have to stop myself saying this all the time

 

[Codiaeum]

Penis beaker.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

When I first see ‘can anybody spill the tea’,I hadn’t seen that before I joined Tattle.I love it whoooohoo
(Oops)

 

[coconochanel]

Oooh fancy-from the Jack Monroe thread

 

[Sheabutter]

I am crying

A tattle-ism that needs to be in the common lex ‘Morris dancing with red flags.’ It’s just perfect.