Tattle-ism's

[Yel]

"I'm having a feel new tea" - Niomi Smart

I can't walk past the aisle in the supermarket without saying it, the odd time I buy the mixed pukka box (because feel new tea isn't good enough to buy a whole box of it imo) I must say it a handful of time over 4 bags

Things you say IRL but that only people on tattle will understand.
The things you say aloud that makes others think you're crazy

 

[Sheabutter]

I am crying

A tattle-ism that needs to be in the common lex ‘Morris dancing with red flags.’ It’s just perfect.

 

[bubbadabut]

Stormzy is 72 years old

 

[emerald]

The feel new tea is a great one, I can actually hear it in her voice every time I see it.

I'm fond of "I am not a tory" from Alfie "Tory" Deyes every time I do something marginally extravagant (buying pukka tea over the own brand for example )

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I’m worried I will say ‘grunk’ in real life some day

 

[disneys]

“Sewww” instead of so from the Gabriella Lindley thread

“anythink/somethink” and “fick” (instead of thick) from Brogan’s

 

[Agent Cooper]

I will always associate the very expression “to get the ick” with Tattle thanks to the Off Topic thread

 

[thetis]

Saying stuff in Gabriella Lindley accent -"excews yew"

"smoothie bowl weather"

 

[LittleMy]

Something about bean-flicking and wearing Crocs and nix…

Kate to the party and all the vest - Hinch threads

 

[Codiaeum]

Penis beaker.

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

Bewful yungel from the Lauren Goodger threads. A favourite in our household now if going to the Asda in town. Husband says 'watch out for all those bewful yungels'. Usually followed, in his best Chandler Bing voice, 'she should NOT be wearing those pants'.

 

[Raydog]

I always talk about someone having a chaos (Jack monroe threads ) and I call my pergola - pergoala from the hinch threads - along with kate to three party

 

[Pollyanna263]

Kate to the party and all the vest - Hinch threads

And ‘tend - I have to stop myself saying this all the time

 

[coconochanel]

Oooh fancy-from the Jack Monroe thread

 

[Leelah]

I'm thank you ....

 

[Shutterbug99]

Smoothie bowl weather, feel new tea and, of course, the classic 'BROCHE.'

Why yes, I do spend a lot of time on Niomi Smart's thread.

 

[chickhicks86]

Every time I saw "lush" in real life (it must be a Westcountry 90s teenager thing and it's stuck) it reminds me of PTWM and I cringe.

 

[Peaches_xox]

Whenever somebody says they’re knackered I wanna ask them if their tattle knackered IYKYK

 

[1001 others]

"Dickehead" (instead of "head") ... from the Emmylou MacCarthy threads (she had some mugs printed with that typo).

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

When I first see ‘can anybody spill the tea’,I hadn’t seen that before I joined Tattle.I love it whoooohoo
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