Tanya & Tasha #47 who’s more sick of Christmas before it starts, us or Onslow’s & Del credit card

[Merylsberyls]

Bring it on!

 

[AmandasEverywhere]

What a drip!!

Do you think when he goes down on her - he replies afterwards …… delicious hunni

 

[swimming]

#sad #arrived #toolate #whatdidido #todeservethis #stillacunt #in2022

 

[swimming]

ONSLOWS DRY SKIN THUMB!!!!! Not acceptable! Fucking gross

 

[Nayalove96]

Tash still shopping for days whilst tans robbed her lounge from haven holidays

 

[#ad#gifted#pr]

Omg a cruise on the broads!!! Itll be like Hyacinth Bouquet in Keeping Up Appearences programme. Themed clothing ..the lot.

 

[Ladsladslads666]

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“Tash is ready for Spring, Tan is still waiting for a wedding ring”

 

[BettySwalls1]

Happy newy ear everyone!

 

[MyWorld]

Just leave this here.....

 

[Mrsturnerreturns]

I’ll be honest with you all, I am a live and let live kinda gal. You have to be in my job. I never get involved in things they may or my not be doing such as benefit fraud, drink driving etc. However today I had a bit of a moment. I’m up to my eyes in work stress, personal problems, Christmas prep plus a whole heap of other things. I hadn’t eaten all day as was genuinely too busy. I didn’t get home from work til 6.30 which is quite late for me only to be greeted with a teenage daughter melt down and 6 piles of washing. Log onto my Insta and there is trash bag with her feet up watching tv YET again. How the actual fuck?????? Seriously now, how the fucking fuck does a grown woman manage to watch so much tv in the day, work about 20 minutes a week and afford 8 advent calendars. I’m genuinely at a loss

 

[AmandasEverywhere]

My partner always comments on the smelly toilet rolls in asda etc asking why they make them and who actually buys them. It does not surprise me one bit that Tash has to have the latest smelly toilet rolls she's a marketers dream

God they are making my muff itch just looking at them. Hope she‘s put some Canesten in the shopping basket so she’s sorted over the Xmas period

 

[Belleboo]

3 things:
There was never any intention of booking the Fjords cruise

Of course she’s booked a holiday after Tash has made such a big deal about a night away

And ahhhhh can you imagine how much of a twat she is going to make of herself with the theme imagining herself as a Captain of a ship this has really cheered me up - cheers Tanzi

 

[Belleboo]

Did some snooping - I’m still in isolation and baby is in bed it’s Tanzi’s big birthday next year - strap yourself in for the wankfest!

Also how wet is this fucker? I would break up with my boyfriend if he went on like that, it’s sickening

 

[Rvg]

So Tanya gets a £150 Charlotte tilbury advent calendar while poor taco gets a shite Lynx one

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

Holiday mode?? They went away for one night

 

[Jackford1066]

Jesus, Mary and Joseph and his wee donkey...WTF

 

[JoJo81]

Tanzi didn’t feel right travelling sure jan you’ve been travelling here there and everywhere all the way through the pandemic. The holiday pub must have been a lie just like your cruise on the fjords you sad Billy bullshitter

 

[Mitzymooface]

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Christmas is over, Trash has gotten fat, Tanzi celebrated with H2B surrounded by her tat.

is this a bit too mean?!

 

[Nayalove96]

Why does trans living room look like a standard caravan in a haven holidays park?

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

So glad she's going dressed as Cameron Diaz the resemblance is too much...