Stephen Bear #11 Chindiana Jones and the LB Bum Licker

[974923829]

Brilliant, my boyfriend keeps pulling down his trousers and bending over infront of the telly and saying wank daddy off now.. this is going to be constant for a week thanks Stephen

 

[CustardJunkie]

hahaha !!! i'm dead

 

[Rita.]

Reminds me of bloke I used to work with who said that in the throes of passion his girlfriend said 'talk dirty to me' and he said 'you're a fat c*nt'.

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Stephen Bear #12 - Fat cunt

 

[trangpakisagrotskybiotch]

“Ere you go dallyn, two hundred n fifty smackaroonies from getting me arse ole licked, go buy urself summin nice from Disney store for ye birthdeh”

 

[Caw1982]

Rumour has it, if you got lost in the woods, Jess appears and wherever you are, her nipples will point you in the right direction home.

 

[yeahyouhun]

I’ve just showed my boyfriend a couple of bears videos and now he keeps grabbing the light fittings and shouting ‘wank daddy off’ through the house

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Chinchinery, chinchinery, chin chin chanoo, he does what he likes and he likes what he do.

 

[trangpakisagrotskybiotch]

I also find it absolutely disgusting that he allows his 12 year old niece to have him on social media, even more grim that he’s tagging her in stuff all whilst his account is FULL of him doing sexual content, what an absolute WEIRDO and wrongun. Also her parents are wrong for allowing their child to have him on social media!

 

[Aemee00]

On behalf of all women: you can have him

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Does he actually have any friends?? I don't know much about him outside of all his pervy wrongun antics. Other than the odd shot of him with family members, I don't think I've ever seen him with anyone but Jazmin, nor mention friends?

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Stephen Bear #12 - Chinny no-mates.

 

[N0s3yr0s3y]

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Her arrogance astounds me.

We’ve seen your work hun, I’m having to agree that licking chinnys a hole is a skill I don’t have nor want

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Sex work is a lot harder than people often think, but Jess love - you don't have any skill at it, that's why you both make such terrible porn

Exactly, the problem for dumb and dumber is they think it is easy money. If you look at sex workers who are still highly regarded in the porn industry long after their retirement it is because they have a rare blend of attributes that combined to facilitate that. You can be the embodiment of physical perfection and still be crap at it if you have no enthusiasm.

I often think porn is a bit like wrestling really, the stunts are real even if the action is fake: it's about how well the participants sell it. When both are good at selling it the result can be electric. Bear and Jess couldn't sell 6 lighters for a quid, never mind a convincing sex scene.

 

[MrsJangles]

He probably watches Jess’s favourite channel before he puts her to bed.

There is something very disturbing about them watching children's TV and performing sex acts. This is a whole new level of dark and I personally find this is way way too far....

 

[trangpakisagrotskybiotch]

Also, if anyone’s broke it’s her, she’s resulted to licking a n0nce’s arsehole for her pay check, screams desperate, Hun..

 

[ivegotcontrol]

Just want to add that there’s no need for the vagina shaming. It’s completely normal. These sort of comments are why western women literally pay for genital multilation and get labiaplasties. Labias are fantastic!

 

[yeahyouhun]

If I made 6 figures from my phone I certainly wouldn’t be spending my time dossing around a n.onces house with the occasional trip to the local high street… but what do I know, I’m just insecure and jealous

 

[Five hundred dogs]

When I worked in central London I once saw two crustie down and outs, naked from the waist down going at it on a piece of cardboard in a piss smelling alleyway in broad daylight. That was somehow still more of a sensual and erotic visual treat than anything this skanky pair can produce.

 

[turdchopper]

Also why does she think anyone who hates her is “broke”? I can assure you doll I am far from broke, your life is just fucking hilarious to watch It’s like those horror movies where you’re cringing and thinking “DONT DO IT” but the dumb bitch always does it and fucks up

I think the problem is people thinking folk with not much dollar equates to bad people - I’m pretty broke myself,I see no shame in this ,I know I’m a good person ,and I don’t judge others on what they own /earn , Brian Epstein had plenty of dollar didn’t he ? Rest my case . folk like Jess who look down on ‘broke people ‘ are the reason we live in this fucked up shallow society where looks ,money and fame are everything, and simple ‘broke’ hardworking people with morals are viewed as the underclass . Will get off my soapbox

 

[Apprehensivebell]

Funny how Bear keeps blocking people who are exposing his nasty manky willy on Twitter. It's as if he doesn't agree with people posting his nudes without his consent

 

[Prince fan 1999]

*** Warning - sausage content ***

someone in his comments has posted this.. why does it look like that I’m so confused

It looks like one of those butchers sausages you pop in the frying pan but it splits as it cooks