Thanks for the new thread
@Spanor511! A wee (lol) recap:
Welcome to episode 114 of Game of Moans!
I would say there’s been a lot going on but when hasn’t there been with Her Royal Lieness? She certainly acted like royalty on a visit to a charity shop today (less Princess Kate, more Princess Hate). “Aw my god guyzzzz it’s insannne! They’ve literulllly got changing rooms - and these pieces!” Well of course they have amazing stuff, our
@Uddlemupped recently donated!
On a serious note, us here, our Red Site comrades and
a lot of people on Tik Tok were horrified at a video she posted of Max in the shower where she showed herself washing his feet (ignorance is no excuse, these simpletons make it so easy for all the wrong uns to access, save and screen record people’s kids and let’s just say some are more niche) and if that wasn’t bad enough, she berated him over a prolonged period for his behaviour earlier that day and how it impacted on her. As always, she managed to twist around everyone’s concerns and batted away helpful suggestions whilst ignoring the obvious issue of where the video was filmed. She also told us much more than we needed to know under the
bull guise of “raising awareness” including the fact “Max is in crisis”. She’s definitely breadcrumbing trying to get Max into a residential setting, I can’t be convinced otherwise. Sickeningly, she’s shown Max more than ever since she was called out by Josh. Imagine using your additional needs child as a pawn in your sick online desperation to achieve the level of fame you think you deserve
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So desperate for content, she deliberately showed her debit card then lied about someone having taken the info for nefarious purposes. Embarrassingly, she turned to Chat G
BT for something to write…and also copied their helpful info at the bottom of the spiel. Cringe.
There were tears in the car - not because Max is in crisis or she’s realised she’s a despicable
bleep - it was because she was supposed to be going to see Olivia Dean with Sarah and Grant but the stupid fud booked a flight for the wrong day. To be fair, it looked like they were having a blast without her. She’ll have seen this too because Sarah helpfully tagged her in some videos…life’s looking good for Linda Lanyard, she met a man in a coffee shop! Steph must be FUMING, not only is that her dream date, there’s no doubt she thinks she’s far more attractive than Sarah so she’ll be struggling to accept she got a date first.
Maybe a good thing it fell through because Nana - who disappeared for ages - was going to be looking after Max. Just because SHE can’t remember her lies doesn’t mean we can’t so obviously we questioned how an elderly woman, who has had health issues in recent times, could possibly cope with Max? Helpfully, she addressed a lot of our comments in a self-penned ‘Ask Me Anything’ that threw up much more questions than answers.
She filled up a bag of free tat to give to “her girls” at Starbucks in Westhill. Westhill I hear you say, why that’s miles away from home…all very strange, if it wasn’t for the fact she lobbed the bag through the window I would think she was trying to recreate Sarah’s romantic encounter and used that as an excuse to go back. (I just had a flashback to the time she took tat to her old school and lied about wandering through the corridors, chatting to a lad with ADHD. What a
gob!)
She’s got extensions again. Bad extensions again. Her extension girl doesn’t blend but Vav isn’t one to let that stand in the way of keeping an atrocious haircut:
It’s a good job she’s a mega rich boss babe because all that money to look like someone from 2005 - and she still slicks it back in a greasy bun. Maybe a good thing though really.
Now if you’ve been here a while you will know that Vav HATES people using her for clout. Unless of course they’re blowing smoke up her
a. Enter Holly, who saw something in Vav:
Is it the teeth issues? Misappropriated funds (allegedly, m’lord)? Who can be sure but Holly, who is clearly a stranger to the comma, almost expired when she got a comment for Prosecco Pam. Let’s have a wee game of Spot the Difference:
Apples and trees folks, apples and trees. In an unusual move, Steph put her head above the parapet and addressed comments she made - at the age of 26/27. I’m bringing these forward because I’m sick of watching her squirm out of her
bleep behaviour:
We’ll crack the jokes Steph. But “educated” is a trigger word for me and I impulsively have to post “the photo”:
As always, she told a load of stupid lies that were easily disproved here.
As you can see, Iggy’s back
witches! She’s been on holiday again, we managed to get a photo of her but I think it’s only fair to pop it behind a spoiler:
There was a lot of chatter around macaroons and what they are. I don’t want to cause a derail chaos so let’s not chat about what we would call these bad boys
Please add anything I’ve missed!
I suppose it was the immaculate conception was it Pam and definitely not a case of you been ridden like the local rented mule round the back of the community centre 
weird as heck