Thanks Slopbot, I got a Toni & Guy gift card! I'm bald!
I got a Dyson hairdryer! Happy Christmas Slopbot xWhile it's quiet and since the M&S advent has been rubbish, I've opened up Slopbot's grotto again for your seasonal gifts. Thanks to the forensic stocktaking work there are 35 new puddle gifts this year. Please enjoy!
Can you perhaps stick leopard fun fur all over them and glue a couple of carpet tiles to the heel to turn it into more of a block? That way, you Jack and Teresa May could have ātripletsiesā shoes, and would probably look like an even cooler version of BananaramaI broke the law and double dipped because I am a maverick like our Jackie. I wasnāt keen on my tin of pineapple chunks but then I ended up with these fugly loafers so thatāll learn me View attachment 1794148