I'll collect you I don't live too far away either I reckon I'd find the kayak quick enoughWow flat out deep cleaning she had to show us the 4 miserable clothes on the clothes horse
Anyone else think she’s literally inviting me down ? Blocking the house number is no good if all I need to find is a big kayak outside and GEE on the wall. Plug in the kettle hun
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It’s the omelette in a taco boat I don’t get … between Taco boats and the brioche buns … maybe mammy will buy her cooking lessons for Christmas
YES TO ALL PF THIS!!!!I love nothing more than how much @Jellybb is irritated by
Because I feel it’s only the 2 of us who are truly pained the same amount by all this
it’s the crazy hand movements that are the cherry on top! Girl needs to sit on her hands next time she is talking about staying a night in caravans 10 mins down the road! 
please do not get me started with “GEE” plastered to my front porch 
I don’t know of anyone that does this! I mean, is this even a thing???? 
she’s a daft misfortune isn’t she 
Jesus lads ye missed the “tit” column, column H, tut tut, some of the highlights are she had an uncomfortable tit on Saturday(prob had a sore hole) but a good tit on Sunday and she had a tit every day except Tuesday when she was full of tit. That’s all for now from Gee’s geehole
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I’m just wondering she has always said she don’t track vegetables or salads as she is consistent all year round with the amount she eats in them they don’t change but tonight she said they have been upped so just wondering is she gonna track them now cos veggies still have calories or was that just more bull tit out of her mouth ???
Does she track the rit coming out of her mouth I wonder?
Girl makes up little white lies so much she can never keep track of what she says
My last name is on my postbox but only because the houses don’t have names or numbers where I live I’m sure if she put ‘S Gee, Kayak on the Driveway’ her Amazon orders would find her just fine without the name tiles 
I would have said ‘Jeep on the Driveway’ except it’s not a bleeping Jeep!!
I’m sure if she put ‘S Gee, Kayak on the Driveway’ her Amazon orders would find her just fine without the name tiles I would have said ‘Jeep on the Driveway’ except it’s not a bleeping Jeep!!
Sorry now I missed the tit comments on her story but is that really a column for it or have ye all had me on if it is I'll feel like a right GEE-bag!!!
if it is I'll feel like a right GEE-bag!!!No it’s real, column H. BM = bowel movement. She goes on to categorise by good tit, bad tit, uncomfortable tit etc.Sorry now I missed the tit comments on her story but is that really a column for it or have ye all had me on
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I cannot get the image of her squeezing the head on the bowl 
The amount of processed rit she eats and those energy drinks she consumes can't be good for the bowel movements. Just have a bit of chopped up fruit on your porridge in the mornings ffs. Who in gods name pays her for nutritional advice?
I don't need to know her bowel movements either
I don't need to know her bowel movements either
Imagine this boring witch charges you €65-75 to just email you the number of calories you need to lose weight. And yet lives in jars of sauces, records a difficult tit in writing and has GEE k me her front door 
I really wish you could see the shocked look on my face right now
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