Simone Anderson #30 Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, she’s as grotty as her camel toes

[#myownbusiness]

Damn I love Emily Writes

 

[LadyChat]

LMAOOOOO the only reason she is flaunting her new “expensive” bracelet is because Laity did a few days ago.
How desperate is she she has consistently copied a lot of things that Laity does!
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Copycat much, Simone?

I think she's missing something though

 

[snarkersusie]

It’s fucking Burger King

 

[Blardeblarblar]

We have one and it's around 6
$70 week, could fit a a car inside. Handy for thoses items that just don't fit around the house, camping, Xmas decorations, hubby has few tools, jet ski etc it's very handy to have but Simone uses it like it's her linen cupboard haha.

Do you have the jetski in a labelled container?

 

[snarkersusie]

Simones now spruiking Burger King.
Maybe to pay Trenti back for the ring.

Ryder Bear goes to sleep on the floor.
Meanwhile she stuffs her gob on the shore.

The gulls are given all of her chips.
So she can cut down on editing her hips.

Wash it all down with a raspberry coke.
Take all the deals so you don’t go broke.

 

[#botsforlife]

She’s at 312!!

 

[BondJamesBond]

Oh my fucking god all that and it's fucking burger king why would you use the word filthy to advertise a product?

Seems like she is starting to specialise in advertising takeaways. The other month it was KFC. She is finally accepting she is bottom of the heap. The huns will work with the designer brands, and Simone is starting to accept who she is most suited to collaborate with, and it is fast food and Crackerjacks. Excellent alignment for a charity scammer who started as a health advocate.

 

[Simone15]

I needed resuscitating after that breath. Glad her ‘followers’ are just as illiterate as her.

 

[chipolatesandwich]

1. Ryder did not roll over. He doesn’t have the strength or abilty. Other milestones have to come first. Babies will naturally roll from tummy to back. If he is rolling then you need to see a physio as he probably has abnormal tightness in his neck. Ryder can not make thr cognitive decision to roll, and can not understand the steps involved.

2. Please stop showing us Asher and the book. We get it. You read to him once. He does not carry it around and sleep with it.

3. You do not need more baby carriers to wear incorrectly.

4. Embrace is fucking hideous.

 

[#ad#ad#ad#ad]

Please don't wait for Fresh sheet Friday Scamone. You can change those sheets early

This makes me so incredibly wild. Who benefits from a post like this? To think how many new Mums are reading her post after a night of broken sleep because they’ve been up with their newborn (all completely ‘normal’) and thinking that they’re doing something wrong, my heart breaks for them.

 

[Semonandersin]

A great response in Emily's post

 

[Butt3rfly]

Same same

 

[HashtagJustPoppedOnToSay]

The circle of life

 

[Semonandersin]

How fucking cringe

 

[Starstruck500]

I just realised Social Blade has stats for the past ~ 12 months:
Followers
February 20 2022 - 320,919
March 29 2023 - 312,957

 

[snarkersusie]

Megan has spoken

 

[trentstillworksfromhome]

Lol at her filming her drive in to Millbrook...returning to the scene of the crime...her povvo holiday at the stupidly expensive resort where she paid for the crappiest room in the place and expected that all of Queenstown's highest quality tourist attractions would throw free experiences her way...and they ended up walking around the grounds of the resort for 4 days until Millbrook finally took pity on her and upgraded her to an ugly house for one night...meaning they had to completely pack up all of their belongings (including the 40 pairs of sunglasses) from the drawers and cupboards, and then unpack them again just for one night before packing up again.

They also hired a whole ass rental car to drive from the airport to Millbrook, and back again four days later.

Also, all of the weird floating food shots of each meal they ordered in to their room, where she held up the bowl of food in front of the outside grass and took a photo of it?

Truly, it was an all time great Simmo moment.

 

[trentstillworksfromhome]

New thread submission:

Simone Anderson #31: Went to church but no confession for multiple sins, got “divine intervention” and lost multiple chins

 

[butterysoft]

From Instagram

 

[#Simon]

This is abit backwards when your kid is in daycare 4-5days week 9hours a day, and your back to "work" days after pushing out a sprog.

Scamone you don't enjoy being a mother you just like the idea of it. If you so loved it you would be a stay at home mum and be the one bringing up your children not a daycare, you would be doing thoses mummy activities, drawing, making things, baking, music group, play group list goes on but yet you put your children to the side and as above attended x3 beauty appointments and clean your filfhty house back to front daily..

Your full of shit!!!

And to thoses mums that put their child in daycare from 6months because you had bills to pay ! I'm talking about Scamone who claims they warn 250k a year yet can't put A few months aside for her children or better yet a few short years!

Anyhow laughing at you Simmy because I got thoses precious years at home and I will always forever be greatful and I don't regret a single thing yet you will look back and regret it all because you spent more time on your phone and Tattle more worried about making yourself look Tiny in photos, having this perfect marriage and perfect clean house whilst your children's needs came last. - laughing at you because it will be gone before you no it and you will have to live with that for the rest of your life.