Sean Pratt #18 when you order Wayne Lineker off of Wish

[CFT9]

Extremely flexible aka we don’t have normal jobs

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Wonder who the 6 foot guy is?

 

[Belleboo]

I feel sorry for her parents, imagine devoting your life to a child, the sleepless nights, the constant worry etc. only to then have her say yes to a peddle pushing wearing, tripod wielding, faux gay male prostitute?
I’d have the rosary out saying my Hail Mary’s and praying

 

[Gingercream]

A private life is a happy life. While documenting the moment for instagram

 

[Shamelesshorse]

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Sure Jan

It’s really doing my head in that they don’t read as ’Sean & Ella’s wedding’

 

[aaron_d93]

guess who lmao

 

[Yel]

"speak now or forever hold your peace"

Then the doors to the orangery burst open with big O on a skateboard rolling down the aisle exactly like this:

I hope the Parisian cafe couple get an invite, they can sit next to Nana

 

[Yel]

Big O is still kinda iconic for posting a photo on her stories of her then bf sucking a dildo , kween of boozy flights

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Semi-retired. Get the fuck out you bellend You packed in work as you thought you were dead famous (and too bone idle) to get a 'proper job' like the plebs.

This guy

 

[MarkC1387]

Anyone got a birthday coming up?

 

[Vanilla Ice]

There was an old man from nun
Who likes things up his bum
He’s got a new boring beau
But he’d rather just have a toe
All his photos are nearly nude
And his hair is made from pubes
Her face reminds me of a frog
But we know he prefers her dog
All the cosmetics he has done
He thinks he has actually won
So now a holiday is booked
He thinks everyone will look
He also thinks he’s fit
But in reality who actually gives a shit
About him away with his latest bit

#absolutelynoone

 

[whetrent]

Ring bearer at least

That’s Sean nickname..

 

[SpellingBea]

If my significant other ever posted a caption like this I would simply go on airplane mode indefinitely

 

[namsks]

I am cringing so hard at their bios now.

 

[Dollybird]

What’s the deal with aladdin’s lamp on the shelf

Cause he’s always got “a lad in” his butthole

 

[SunshineRae]

Joe Goldberg vibes with this caption

 

[Totallygobsmacked]

Anyone checked if Sean's alive and well this morning?

 

[Trefl]

Also - engagement was such a surprise- didn’t she wonder why there was a photographer on the teeny wee boat?

 

[Gingercream]

must be completely desperate

 

[Tobodee]

Sure Jan

 

[Yel]

I notice old Sean hasn't modelled the most embarrassing thing of his new swimwear himself