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I’ve false tanned tonight. Even though it’s pissing down I’ll be brown.
 
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I’ve false tanned tonight. Even though it’s pissing down I’ll be brown.
There is nothing better, I repeat , nothing better than looking brown on a drizzly grey day.

I don’t care if I look like an Oompa Loompa.
 
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There is nothing better, I repeat , nothing better than looking brown on a drizzly grey day.

I don’t care if I look like an Oompa Loompa.
It’s the best isn’t it! I go from pasty looking crack head to Jennifer Lopez in a matter of hours (well, in my head I do )
 
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It’s the best isn’t it! I go from pasty looking crack head to Jennifer Lopez in a matter of hours (well, in my head I do )
Yes , I always aim for the ‘just back from a month in Fiji’ look . It usually takes my breath away for a moment and I think ‘ fuck me I’m a bit dark’ but the moment always passes
 
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