Little sing song to get the party started today girls.....
She is a melter
No different from the rest
No diamond on her finger
This she simply can’t accept
She is a clinger
Eats 100 syns a day
Has to lick Tweety pie’s ass cos
She’s afraid he’ll run away
She is a melter
She plays with Lukey, only when the camera’s on,
Found him a Stepped up Daddy, won’t be long until he’s gone,
Thinks he’s a right catch, seems he’s the man of her dreams,
She really gets to love him, but alls not really what it seems,
No happy ending, their fairytales a sham,
Cos she’s Princess Fiona and he’s a hock of ham,
He tolerates her,
She gets underneath his skin,
But he’s not going home to mammy, so he has bear and grin,
She is a melter!
She is a melter!
She is a melter!
She is a melter!