sammijefcoate_

[Mrskane29]

Thing with Sammi is tho, she doesn't drop prices or go on about buying things she has etc... she's not trying to sell us these products, she's literally just getting dressed and showing us what she wears! She's not bragging nor showing off in my opinion, she's unproblematic. She clearly takes great pride and looks after the items she has well! I'd rather see someone have more expensive items they get tonnes of wear out of than PLT/SHIEN/BOOHOO hauls (which is all I can afford) in which people probably spend the same amount over time but throw away alot quicker!

 

[rogueapostrophe]

I doubt she ever does anything physical or impulsive enough to crack or break any of her jewellery. Every movement and word seems so considered and pre-scripted. Stepfordian Latex Wife, always consistent and compliant.

Nominate Stepfordian Latex Wife for next thread title!

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

‘Get ready with me to go and see Taylor Swift, even though I never get invited anywhere, and don’t even like her, I’m going for Paramore even though I don’t really like them either cause I’m just too cool for that, and I’ve made an effort to get dressed up and to make friendship bracelets even though i don’t like anyone there. And I never get invited anywhere cause I’m too cool but this huge make up brand have invited me and are paying for the whole thing’

FUCK OFF. She’s INSUFFERABLE

 

[Johnson1901]

Is it all possible she could just wear a dress and a pair of shoes & 1 perfume. Why is she always so EXTRA????

Because of the juxtaposition

 

[AbnormalFrog]

Right but Sammi you actually do have a man with money...

 

[AbnormalFrog]

She does seem to live such a hollow and vapid existence. I know im not alone in that i used to enjoy her and her content (beginning of this thread is basically a rave thread) but it's got so tired. Buy expensive bag that is so very very treasured and not at all a waste of money, unbox said bag (but its OKAY because she makes. A. Point. To say if you dont like this type of content you are, in fact, allowed to not watch it, our latex queen is gracious that way), style increasingly odd outfits, sometimes outrageously themed around events Sammi isnt invited to, stack the same rings as every other time except it's totally different than all the other ring stack videos because now there's an ugly one that looks like a big mac, but wait - there's also bracelet stacking videos of...you guessed it...the same bracelets every time.
Very occasionally we get to watch Sammii put them in a jewellery cleaning machine...which is far less thrilling than it sounds.
Sometimes we get treated to Anton's creepy hands rubbing Sammi's latex clad booty into submission and approximately every eight hours Sammi will change her nails where a lady called Priya will sculpt strange items onto Sammi's nails making them look a little like barnacles (Priya is clearly talented as a nail artist though, no shade to her).
And every month or so Sammii will break out the good ol' NIN tee and get a tattoo.

 

[RattyBumBum]

Maximalist Styling to mask her minimalist personality.

 

[HotTea]

Maximalist Styling to mask her minimalist personality.

This would make a cracking thread title

 

[lestarkettlex]

oh thank god it's another ring stack video. did you know she never takes them off, even to sleep?

Poor Anton, getting wanked off by Mr. T

 

[MustardCactus]

The funny thing is, the wig thing which she refuses to acknowledge is probably the ONE thing she has which will give her more of a unique edge and authenticity in her content, which people would love. It would go down a storm.

 

[Cb2020]

I love to see a thread switch up lol, the first page compared to the last two.
I’ve always thought she came across as arrogant so skipped from first page to last to see if other people agreed yet.
I am a Taylor fan but not a ‘swiftie’, it just irritates me when people who are apparently in to music have to make it clear that they are only going to see paramore. Tell me you care how you’re perceived without telling me. I’ve been to shows with my partner that weren’t my genre of music but as a fan of music, I look forward to the art anyway.

Maturing is recognising that no one cares what sort of music you listen to. I was a "metalhead" as a teen and rubbished anything that wasn't featured on kerrang or scuzz. Then I grew out of it and realised that actually I love all sorts of music. Slipknot plays right after westlife on my shuffle and I own the shit out of it.
Sammi making it very clear she isn't into taylor swift is just cringey teen tactics. She needs to grow up.

 

[wthamidoinghere]

Still £12k for a bag, it’s a bit sickening she’s got that much disposable cash.

I don't want to offend anyone by questioning this, but why? She works for her money, she isn't a tiktok beg and her husband clearly has a good job, too. If anything, we should be sickened by the government for the way people are living these days, not someone who worked to get where they are. Just my opinion. Hope it doesn't upset anyone

 

[Shmoogles]

 

[hmsizzle]

Bit late to this thread as I was pretty much interested in finding out whether she wore wigs as her hair is always so perfect, and I have a couple of observations:

I've worked for companies like Just Eat, if he's senior enough, he might have a base salary of £150k but he'll have a 200% bonus/shares all that jazz.
I feel the way Sammi talks about and seems to treat her purchases is totally different to other influencers, she doesn't treat them as status symbols but has a real appreciation for their design.
Tattoos are personal, if you think they're horrible, that's on you. I wouldn't get her tattoos but they suit her and make her stand out.
I'm not following the bank of England interest rates and it would affect me far more than her, just because you're following something doesn't mean everyone else has to.
Nobody owes anything to charity. Maybe she gives loads and doesn't feel the need to be performative and tell everyone?
I always saw this site as a place to call influencers out on their BS, not to bully for the sake of bullying. She's just a cool girl online showing her style and a tiny part of her life, she's totally unproblematic.

Anyways, I'm very curious about her house/where she lives (in a non stalker way), it looks incredible but semi commutable to London?

 

[PrincessP]

I thought she was a breath of fresh air when she first came on the scene. It was nice to see someone styling designer clothes but making them look alternative and edgy. But I barely even watch anymore. Her content is rinse and repeat. Her looks have become cartoonish and dont get me started on the monthly bracelet stack tours. Its so stale and boring. Also her face DOES NOT MOVE. I love botox as much as the next girl but she has zero expression in her face and its bizzare.

 

[lestarkettlex]

sammijefcoate's existence:

-gets nails done
-gets ready to get a tattoo (undisclosed Ad)
-gets dressed to get a tattoo (harness, latex, undisclosed Ad)
-gets a tattoo
-shows ring stacks
-shows bracelet stacks
-shows necklace stacks
-gets ready to get a piercing (undisclosed Ad)
-gets dressed to get a piercing (harness, latex, undisclosed Ad)
-gets a piercing
-gets a new bag
-gets nails done
etc etc on and on ad nauseum

bonus details:
-whines how somebody dared say something negative to her about her appearance and posts a response to the "team" (with the username so they can all go gang up on the person)
-whines about how different she has always been from other girls and how she isn't typical and they are mean to her in stores and for events, then goes and buys/is gifted from said stores and is PAID to go to said events
-when engagement is down brings up her dead mother, tough life, birth story, or another "mean" comment someone left and uses the "team" as substitute ego boost/therapy

PS: She got her last "OK" rope tattoo because "she loves how universal the word is"...

“Get ready with me to events but I never get invited to events cause I’m too emo”

 

[Shmoogles]

sammijefcoate's existence:

-gets nails done
-gets ready to get a tattoo (undisclosed Ad)
-gets dressed to get a tattoo (harness, latex, undisclosed Ad)
-gets a tattoo
-shows ring stacks
-shows bracelet stacks
-shows necklace stacks
-gets ready to get a piercing (undisclosed Ad)
-gets dressed to get a piercing (harness, latex, undisclosed Ad)
-gets a piercing
-gets a new bag
-gets nails done
etc etc on and on ad nauseum

bonus details:
-whines how somebody dared say something negative to her about her appearance and posts a response to the "team" (with the username so they can all go gang up on the person)
-whines about how different she has always been from other girls and how she isn't typical and they are mean to her in stores and for events, then goes and buys/is gifted from said stores and is PAID to go to said events
-when engagement is down brings up her dead mother, tough life, birth story, or another "mean" comment someone left and uses the "team" as substitute ego boost/therapy

PS: She got her last "OK" rope tattoo because "she loves how universal the word is"...

 

[Ellerose]

She said she had the skirt/outfit made for it too.
Her entire existence is just meaningless and vulgar display of wealth and vapidity.
No amount of spending a fortune on fancy dress is going to make up for the lack of personality both her and her weirdo husband to possess.
For everything she seems to have/spend money on materialistically, her life seems so empty.

 

[Moomin789]

I genuinely dont understand what her content is anymore. Its either new nails day or cosplay!

Aw don’t sell her so short! Sometimes she changes it up and gets a new tattoo/ jewellery/bag or reminds everyone she really didn’t enjoy motherhood at first.

 

[potatopotato2988]

Sick of her mentioning that she was a goff when she was younger
I wore brown cords when I was 14 I was obsessed with them: might make it my personality 20 years later.