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Day in the life of Sal:
10am - wakes up naked, showered in last nights cum in Wallasey. Checks tattle, checks onlyfans and buzzing that she has 2 new subs. Transferred the £6 to her monzo account.
11am - legs it to tesco Express as they would reduce the crabsticks from the meal deal to 25p each, spends £3 on them to last her the entire week
12pm - Goes back to her ma's, strips off whilst taking 1000 pictures posing to her insta stories. Finds 2 old bags of coke in her knickers drawer, polishes them off with a leftover garlic bread discarded under the sofa.
4pm - Wakes up from a long nap, finds the most horrific filter on IG to make out she has the skin of a 22 year old whilst shaking on a come down. Looks at her phone, 22 missed calls off Lisa as she was suppose to meet her and the girls at cricket.
5pm - Rings healthy happy PT. Begs her to pick her up in an hour to go Boujee. Slips on her Stella McCartney kids gym clothes , dettol wipes her fanny and pits then off out.
7pm - 3 quid to her name, rinses PT bezzie for a meal and 6 cocktails. PT bezzie fucks off in annoyance. Sal decides to stay, minesweeps 6 half pints and 9 butts from the ashtray at bierkeller. Spots a group of 21 year old lads, decides to go over and pretend her lousy mate has abandoned her. Lads instantly recognise her and run as fast as kate hayes does to an all you can eat seafood buffet.
1130pm- Sal decides to call it a night. Thumbs a lift off a ubereats driver to Wallasey. Devoured 3 double cheeseburgers. Gets back, stinking of burgers, fags and FX blag chanel mademoiselle perfume. Calls Ged 37 times whilst posting cryptic messages about loyalty and friendships
10am - wakes up naked, showered in last nights cum in Wallasey. Checks tattle, checks onlyfans and buzzing that she has 2 new subs. Transferred the £6 to her monzo account.
11am - legs it to tesco Express as they would reduce the crabsticks from the meal deal to 25p each, spends £3 on them to last her the entire week
12pm - Goes back to her ma's, strips off whilst taking 1000 pictures posing to her insta stories. Finds 2 old bags of coke in her knickers drawer, polishes them off with a leftover garlic bread discarded under the sofa.
4pm - Wakes up from a long nap, finds the most horrific filter on IG to make out she has the skin of a 22 year old whilst shaking on a come down. Looks at her phone, 22 missed calls off Lisa as she was suppose to meet her and the girls at cricket.
5pm - Rings healthy happy PT. Begs her to pick her up in an hour to go Boujee. Slips on her Stella McCartney kids gym clothes , dettol wipes her fanny and pits then off out.
7pm - 3 quid to her name, rinses PT bezzie for a meal and 6 cocktails. PT bezzie fucks off in annoyance. Sal decides to stay, minesweeps 6 half pints and 9 butts from the ashtray at bierkeller. Spots a group of 21 year old lads, decides to go over and pretend her lousy mate has abandoned her. Lads instantly recognise her and run as fast as kate hayes does to an all you can eat seafood buffet.
1130pm- Sal decides to call it a night. Thumbs a lift off a ubereats driver to Wallasey. Devoured 3 double cheeseburgers. Gets back, stinking of burgers, fags and FX blag chanel mademoiselle perfume. Calls Ged 37 times whilst posting cryptic messages about loyalty and friendships
Hey girl
It’s actually sad. Stabby can dress it up with sexual liberation but it’s low. I know there are plenty of sex workers here but it’s clear it doesn’t come naturally to her. She’s so awkward. And her eyes are sad. She’s a desperate junky celebrating the return of unsupervised visits with her kids. For someone that prides themselves on their looks and material items her face is fucked and she’s got nothing but a sack of stained Ali express.
