Morning guysssss sorry about the sun. I mean it comes out every morning and I'm headed straight into the sun, like right into it. So anywho, I'm going to lunch with my friends, Yes, I have friends, but you can't see them cause some of you are mean. Like that one time, I had my friend Bing on and y'all were just so ugly to her. It had nothing to do with the fact she dressed me like an idiot, but come on guysss. Trolls and all, mean no friend showing for you, not that they want to be shown with me, mostly they hide when I bring out the camera I don't know what that's all about. Y'all none of this phases me anymore cause I've been doing it for 12 years, yet I like to talk about it all the time. The Trolls just ruin all my friendships because the friends I have are shallow enough to listen to people on the internet and care what others think about them than being my friend, what's up with that? It was cold this morning so I almost put on my slippers, didn't y'all wanna know that. So I've got Bings present and I'm panicking that she will be there before I get a chance to get a card signed! My life is so difficult. It's the next day I'm meeting school moms for a book club where I didn't finish the book. It's okay though, they see my vlogs so they know what kinda hot mess I am, but I really wanted to get back to reading something other than Tattle. I gotta tell you about my look, you see even if it's hot I've got to wear the jacket, doesn't matter that I sweat my ass off I'm gonna wear it, cause I think I'm hot, like a model. These are the problems I face every day, not actual problems but wardrobe issues. OH FUK it's U2, I'm still too stupid to remove it. Hold up though I found a way past the glitch, that's not a glitch at all but easily removed, here's a Brittany song, cause I like to relive my youth because it was stolen from me. Oh, the school has called and Edwardo is sick. I'm too blinded by everything going on around me to see that he has some type of social anxiety because he's totally better when I get him in the car. I'm in my car mindlessly chatting about living in my car and book club. Y'all I don't think Edwardo has any issues except not sleeping, I mean nothing in his life is stressful. My kid is going through my glove compartment where someone in the comment section asked why there were breathalyzers in my car. My husband is an alcoholic that is why Karen.I got my kids out of the car after an awkward amount of time. So now we ordered delivery because we were too lazy to make homemade pizza with an already made pizza crust, it's just too much for me today to handle that. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE SPELT MY CHILD'S NAME WRONG I mean I go through the trouble to spell and say everyone's name correctly and someone goes and does this shit! I mean, who's child is doing this to my kid, I'm calling the school! Now look at me being funny, I'm so funny, look at me pull my pants up to look nerdy, I'm sooo funny. I'm gonna go now cause I have to teach my kids to be funny like me. Night y'all, I know you can't wait for my next riveting vlog!!
*allegedly heard from my iphone