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Clarity456

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Why's our resident milf got eyes like a lethal guinea pig this morning? Was beaver out doing his own thing which is why there was sadly 😭 no "freaky Friday" 🤢
 
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Meringue22

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God help when she’s perimenopausal and then goes through the menopause. She won’t know what’s fucking hit her! She’s such a wet wipe.
 
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Maddogsmum

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Size 8 jeans???Really? I find that very hard to believe!! Of course "size doesn't matter" but it literally does to her!
Don't know why she thinks she's such hot stuff? She unemployed, thick as shit, dumpy and ugly with greasy looking hair and spotty boobs?? What to envy?
 
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BabeTakeTwo

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She's a softie 🤔, she's a hard as nails kind of girl. Pathetic.

How many parents will have been taking their kids to football/rugby training from being little, they've only just started this with the Boys, like she's Football Mum Pro.. I think not. They did bugger all when living in the Dales. Except walking, walking, walking.
 

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    Clarity456

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    But wait? An apps been part of telling her her biological age?

    The app will have just asked "on a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being poor and 5 being excellent, how healthy is your diet" and of course Beggy thinks chickun kormuh kyurrrrehhhh (how she pronounces it) with sauce from a jar is supah helllfeeehhh cos it's got veg in it und stuff followed by 5 M&S cookies.

    I get she had a blood test but the questions will have played a role and she'll have lied through her teeth let's be real
     
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    Maddogsmum

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    Wtf -she’s feeling drained and burnt out?!! She doesn’t work, does nothing all day except go to the gym -bloody hell, woman get a fucking grip !! Most women your age are working at least part time and juggling kids, school stuff, housework alongside their job!!!!
    Jesus wept she is unbelievable!
     
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    Saltypopcorn

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    Can't wait for the life of back pain she'll suffer having spent the past 10years bent over to the camera so she can show her boobs to the camera. #mamasmelons 🍈🍈
     
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    MeghanSnarkle

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    Biological age 25, mental age 14 🙄
    Honestly I'm so pleased that after all her years of malingering and demanding every test under the sun from her GP/NHS for every ache, bruise, pain, cough all the tears and referrals, the cards and flowers from friends the general attention seeking every time anything is vaguely wrong for her results to have come back that she's a bog standard healthy woman ... hysterical 👏

    Obviously her hormones, mental health and children are still a huge problem to her which drain all her energy and upset her overall well being but no surprise that she's all good physically
    Poor fucking Beave on the other hand probably has a biological age of 50 + from actually living with her, but Begs is thriving gurls (as if we didn't know already 🙄)
     
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    Saltypopcorn

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    She's made a reel about being on her period. Been to Tesco and bought HERSELF new pj's, a share bag of Maltesers, a candle, a blanket and two packets of choc chip cookies from the bakery all because it's the time of the month. I wonder what she buys the kids when they're unwell? She's such a selfish person. She'll have already spent anything she earned this week, Beaver's going to go nuts and tmw she'll be as miserable as son again 🤣
     
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    Elltee

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    Honestly I'd love to see someone say something to her in public, she'd absolutely shit herself cos she has such a soft arrrttt. Acts so big online lol. People are talking about you because you have put your entire life on the internet for years!
     
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    BabeTakeTwo

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    If she's a size 8 in those jeans, than I think we must conclude the ration of cotton to lycra, is opposite. More like 80% lycra.

    Sorry Bex, show the label 🤭. I don't care less what size you are - but don't lie to your Flowers and make any of them feel 💩 for being a size bigger.

    Idiot much.
     
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    BabeTakeTwo

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    She's said the kids don't bother with Crumble, been left to her/him to look after. When you let children have pets, you encourage them to clean out cages, feed/water them, it's learning life lessons. You don't let them "not bother". Lazy, so dammed lazy.

    Don't believe they still have Crumble unless she shows it. Hopefully it's with a new Family that's more deserving/caring/aware.
     
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