Rebecca Lamb #54 Covid denier, follower buyer, bad mum & dirty liar

[Cooriedoon]

I haven’t posted anything of what I’m about to say because we are all struggling and I am not looking for sympathy in anyway but here’s something for Rebecca to think about:

during the lockdown my mother in law got taken in to hopspital, where she died, in her 60s alone without anyone she knew beside hr. She died without any of her loved ones being able to say their goodbyes. She died having not been able to give any of her grandchild a cuddle for months, without seeing them apart from at a window waving to her. She died way before her time.
Then we couldn’t even have a real funeral to say goodbye.

I understand there are people with reservations about coronavirus or how the government are dealing with it, but when you have 50 thousand followers, who are probably young and impressionable, you don’t wade in to it and broadcast to them that you think it’s a load of bollocks! You encourage them to follow guidelines and stay safe. End of. You either use your platform appropriately or shut the F up!

 

[BettyCrocker]

ELLO EVERYWUN, SUH TONIGHT AM GUNER MAKE BITATO WEDGES FUR US TEA COZ STEVE UND THE BOYS LUV WEDGES SUH UM GUNER MAKE BITATO WEDGES, ITS REALLY CUTE UND STUFF *sniff* SUH GET SUM BITATOS - AV GOT 2 ERE WHICH WILL DO THE 4 OF US UND THERES PROBABLY GUNER BE LEFTOVERS SO IL USE THEM AGAIN TOMORROW FOR LUNCH, UND GET A KNIFE UND JUST CHOP THE BITATO INTO 4, OR YOU CUD DO IT INTO QUATERS IF YOU WANTED, BUT IM GUNER DO IT INTO 4 *sniff* THEN JUST HOLD THEM UP TO THE LIGHT BULB IN YER KITCHEN OR JUST USE YER TORCH ON YER PHONE, AND THATS IT! THATS YOUR ‘OME MADE BITATO WEDGES READY FOR US TEA!

 

[Wednesday26]

Rebecca lamb #55 food still breathing, pyramid scheming, nose still wheezing

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

I needed to upload some pics to my eyeballing account to make me look realistic. This has been great inspo.

You're all top influencer babes.

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

A recap of the life of Beggy Lamb:

YES, SHE'S BEEN ON PORNHUB. A YouTube cheapy gym wear try on haul, full of crotch close ups, lead to a compilation of camel toe clips hitting the world's largest porn site, with her full name in the title. It was removed remarkably quickly, creating suspicions it may have been uploaded by Beggy or Steaver themselves.

She's got more bought followers than real ones at this point. How many women named Diana that love to capture a sunset can there possibly be?!

Her kids have those cool grammable house shaped bed frames, gifted obvs. But Beggy was too tight to buy the slats, so they're on mattresses on the floor, in a room with a blocked up fireplace, original single pane windows and a plug in radiator.

The dogs are only shown for the gram and spend the rest of the time in the mystery unused room. Previous poor pet ownership includes letting the kids jump on their backs and her teasing one by running over its feet with a vacuum cleaner. The dogs run free on land used by farmers for animals including lambing ewes and they even managed to escape for a few hours.

She ads swipe up affiliate links for things she doesn't even own.

She has her lips, nails, lashes, brows done, has a £400 coat, clothing hauls monthly, while the boys wear gifted and £1.80 Primark t-shirts and have Christmas gifts from Poundland.

She monetises YouTube recipe videos of her throwing a jar of Pataks into a slow cooker. Her children's diets include huge amounts of salt and tiny amounts of vegetables. Breakfast includes a starter of chocolate milk and an Aldi chocolate crepe.

She regularly speaks about wanting another baby, when her husband has openly said he doesn't want any more children.

Please check out her dancing TikTok videos.

She claimed Covid wasn't anything to worry about, the media were hyping it up as they had nothing else to report on. Has claimed her dad and stepmum work for the NHS. Has shared a video which was staged to look official, stating that masks and social distancing weren't needed, it's just the flu.

Her husband Steve has made several fat phobic and racist tweets.

Her eldest son has asked not to be filmed during videos and Beggy has continued. She regularly posts pics of them in the bath and asleep in bed. Her address is easily found as she likes to brag about her run down shack appearing in a TV show.

If she had a pound for every comment she's deleted or person she's blocked then she'd have somewhere near the £5k a month she claims she earns being a boss bitch influencer babe.

Her DVD player is responsible for 90% of the parenting.

Feel free to add anything I've missed.

 

[Olli1510]

You can see the BMW steering wheel in the back when theyre in the car....up until a month ago he had a 20 year old audi that he'd collected illegally during lockdown lol

Maybe it was a wild BMW he found lost in the dales

 

[ChubClubThug]

I'd go as an Aldi haul and let everywun finger me

 

[Each_peach]

Thread Suggestion:

Rebecca Lamb #55: loveleh DM from ma bestie Eden, in reality its from 2 sausage Steven

 

[black ripped skinnies]

I mean, to be fair I have got a fridge in my garden
However, in my defence I live in Cyprus and the fridge is part of our custom built bar, complete with optics and pumps, perfectly positioned so we can help ourselves to drinks then either jump in the pool or hot tub

I'm so so jealous of Rebecca

 

[Jxxx]

 

[Unknown5]

I’d go as 3 eyelashes

 

[yellowmellow]

I’d go as half a sofa.

 

[virgofalls]

I'd go as LJC

 

[LittlebumbleBee]

Kirst do me a favour, when you track down my IP address could you collect the fridge from the front of my house hun thanks (I’ll leave you a can of strongbow in it for the journey)

 

[Bellaboo83]

Thanks for the motivation Rebecca . Only one question remains.... Why you dressed like friar tuck?

 

[Poosh]

Thread suggestion Rebecca Lamb #55 my careers on it’s knees buy my lumi pleeeease!

 

[Bwacac]

I’d like to know how the wedges take 30 mins to cook in the oven yet she’s pulled them out 12 mins later and ta-da they are ready?! They look exactly as they did before they went in the oven. That aga switched on hun? Or is it like you, switched on but nobody home?

 

[Bubbles85]

She is deluded. ‘While it’s dry get out’ - we are at work you twat.

 

[yellowmellow]

“Do they know how easily their IP addresses can be traced?”
Fucking hell I’m quaking in my boots here, god forbid the police turn up on my doorstep and give me a slap on the wrist for calling Beggeh a shit mum

 

[Jxxx]

To summarise.. it’s a shitshow