Rebecca Lamb #27 Mah Steve loves mah corn beef hash and hub...

[Jambojambo]

 

[ChubClubThug]

Thread suggestion Rebecca Lamb #28: You'll find me on YouTube flaunting my hoof, I'm in need of the cash there's a hole in mah roof.

 

[Jambojambo]

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My contents a joke, im out on the coke, don't you dare look at my bloke

 

[OhhBacon]

I’ll take this one.

She says she is body positivity but photo shops her pictures to show she is slimmer than she is. She says she hasn’t got any snacks in the house but then posts eating biscuits, mince pies, milky ways etc etc She says she isn’t concerned about her weight but then drinks proertin shakes and randomly goes on mad exercise binges.
She advocates eating what you want when you want because YOLO.

She posts photos of her children sleeping, which other Instagrammers repost. Think about that, these children are sound asleep and random individuals have pictures of them.
She also posts photos of her children in the bath.

She buys unflattering see through tight clothes that are fast fashion and binned (she bought 4 wedding dresses and binned them). One of these videos was revealing enough that it was on a porn sight.

She advertises make up but always uses a filter.

She got given mattresses for her children, and was told putting them on the floor will breed mould, they are still there On the floor.

She has taken Alfie out of school to the point that his attendance must be around 80%, mainly to create content for her ‘career’.

This influencers job needs to be accountable. The only reason tattle exists is because any questions or queries posted on any insta account get deleted.

People are being influenced to think that posting naked, sleeping pics of kids is ok, eating what you fancy but photo shopping your pics is ok, using a filter when selling makeup is ok.

 

[Chitterchat]

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[Lars Guinard]

It's Monday, the food shop is in, it's bath night for me and a new video is on the way.

This is a good Monday.

(Just adding that I do actually wash at other times, I just have a bath on Mondays. )

Happeh Mundeh
So you have a bath on Monday 'cause you like a bath on Monday, so, you have a bath on Monday?

 

[Jambojambo]

Owt forrah curreh, but dornt u wurreh, am flashin ma gash need ta keep mekin’t cash

 

[Chitterchat]

Tbh i think social services need to be involved with the kids, especially the neglect with Woody. Its awful to see and we can all see it isnt improving- the fact shes now on porn sites too. The ‘woman’ is an awful mother and needs to remove herself from social media, put her phone away and focus on her children.

Let’s relax with this. Yes the porn site stuff was awful, but is she worthy of the services no. My heart broke he didn’t get a proper cake but I think we need to remember he did get one. The services have children that don’t have shoes or clothes, that are physically & sexually abused, that sleep in cars - I wouldn’t say Woody or Alfie come near to their concerns and rightly so.

 

[Clarity456]

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What was the title supposed to be before it was edited?

There was an extra bit on the end that said "and my porn hub gash"

Well folks were only 1 month into 2020 and so far Rebecca has bestowed upon us

telling a company that turns over billions to "appreciate her"
Posted "troll" comments she wrote herself to make people feel sorry for Alfie
Insulted people with disabilities
"Unmasked" UK Bloggers unveiled
Has a husband to be whose done an overnight disappearing act for reasons unknown
Hosted a birthday party for one son with 3 professional cakes when her other son got a cobbled together out of date cream cake where levels of favouritism were off the chain and undeniable
And now!!! .... ended up on porn hub

Fucking hell were in for some year if the past 4 weeks is anything to go by

 

[Lars Guinard]

If I had my child dressed in the same outfit or myself dolled up and I was out on the street for everyone to see then Sandra next door has every right to go home and chat to her husband about it.
If I then had my door wide open shouting for Sandra to come give her opinion on my makeup or parenting multiple times a day...then I have to respect her opinion.
If Sandra sits at home having a laugh about me and I have a glass to the wall listening...then I have a choice whether to listen or not. If she came to my door uninvited and shouted things through my letterbox...then that is not on.
That's how I see influencers and giving opinions on here.

 

[RLdeletedme]

I'm a social worker specialising in child neglect. I can't stand Rebecca and think she's absolutely vile, however, my department would laugh you all out of the building if she was reported for neglect. You have NO idea the type of things children go through every day. Honestly

I also don't get the hair and clothes comments. I don't wash my hair every day. My kids wear the same clothes a couple of times running if they aren't dirty. As do I. Being hysterical about putting things in the wash after it's been on a body is so, so wasteful. Using the washing machine constantly is such a waste of resources. If things are dirty, they get washed. If they aren't, they don't. What's wrong with her sitting there in the evening with unwashed hair and comfy clothes on? It's completely normal.

Other than that, I will carry on face-palming at her ridiculous antics

 

[MardieT]

What is the wildest thing you’ve ever done? Post a video of my camel toe on porn hub

 

[Supercurious]

New thread suggestion: a pea a day keeps the health visitor away

 

[Hazology]

"Put my minge on pornhub"
"Do loads of coke on a mums night out"
"Shag Steve's dad"
"Shat in the slow cooker and served it up to my family"
"not wash for 2 weeks"

I could carry on but I'd be here all night ....

 

[Jambojambo]

So I’m going to be deeply unpopular on here but whatever...I want to stick up for Rebecca. Some of the comments about her on this thread I find shocking. Calling her a slapper, a slut, a cunt, ripping her figure apart, calling her a bad mother, even saying she doesn’t deserve children!? I think these are trolling. I’ve watched her content and see a mother whose life revolves around her little boys, feeding them and entertaining them. Yes sone times her content is unintentionally funny and her meals are a bit eeewww but she’s trying and puts out a lot of content compared to other bloggers who are lazy and get sent loads of freebies. The happiness was shining from woodys face in a recent photo. I read lots of posts on here waiting with glee for her to cry and have a breakdown... I think that’s trolling and nothing to be proud of saying.

I’ll take this one.

She says she is body positivity but photo shops her pictures to show she is slimmer than she is. She says she hasn’t got any snacks in the house but then posts eating biscuits, mince pies, milky ways etc etc She says she isn’t concerned about her weight but then drinks proertin shakes and randomly goes on mad exercise binges.
She advocates eating what you want when you want because YOLO.

She posts photos of her children sleeping, which other Instagrammers repost. Think about that, these children are sound asleep and random individuals have pictures of them.
She also posts photos of her children in the bath.

She buys unflattering see through tight clothes that are fast fashion and binned (she bought 4 wedding dresses and binned them). One of these videos was revealing enough that it was on a porn sight.

She advertises make up but always uses a filter.

She got given mattresses for her children, and was told putting them on the floor will breed mould, they are still there On the floor.

She has taken Alfie out of school to the point that his attendance must be around 80%, mainly to create content for her ‘career’.

This influencers job needs to be accountable. The only reason tattle exists is because any questions or queries posted on any insta account get deleted.

People are being influenced to think that posting naked, sleeping pics of kids is ok, eating what you fancy but photo shopping your pics is ok, using a filter when selling makeup is ok.

very well put..... id of just said fuck off

 

[Bec3007]

Anyone else get groced out by woody sucking his thumb

No he’s a 2 year old

 

[black ripped skinnies]

Being completely honest, sometimes I do cringe when people on here refer to her as a cunt or mention social services.
To me trolling would be sending it directly to Rebecca. This is a gossip site. She puts herself and her children online, so people will comment. It earns her money.

Now my gripes are:
-she advertises products she never uses or buys
-alfie is the favourite and woody is often left out, she doesn't make anywhere near as much effort with him
- she's so stubborn she can't admit when anything she's done is wrong... Like children's mattresses being on the floor, shutting the dogs in the utility room etc
-postinf sexually suggestive content as a mummy blogger to deliberately get views from creepy old men, then ending up on pornhub
- Wouldn't exactly say she works hard. She has no original content, and copies off everyone from LJC to carly drake. She just got lucky when she first started from having shout outs and collabs with the likes of Mrs M and Emily Norris!

Other than that, I find her unintentionally hilarious like a car crash TV show I can't stop watching
She fascinates me as I've genuinely never come across anyone like her, how much she repeats herself, her ditziness, food shop days!!!

 

[Jerseymiss]

You can tell non of these mommy vloggers live in the real world. Cause my husband is at work at 4pm on a Friday

But you know my fairy isn't on pornhub

 

[Clarity456]

Yes I agree with lots of the points above. I think constructive criticism is exactly right and calling people up on selling things dishonestly. My point was the vile language she gets called on here and the glee with which people wait for her to have an emotional breakdown I think is disgusting. The fact I’ve just been told to fuck off for airing a different opinion just goes to show it.

"she puts a lot of content out compared to other bloggers who just sit and wait for freebies" are you serious?!?!?!?!?!

She was using a broken slow cooker for literally MONTHS and covering with tinfoil because she was waiting to be gifted another FOR FREE by a company when you can get them for 9.99 in Asda.

She clearly can't afford a family holiday this year due to her big white wedding and stag and hen parties abroad but rather than just make do like a normal parent would, or take the boys to Skegness or not have a hen party abroad she tells a company who turn over billions that they need to "appreciate her" ie "I deserve a freebie holiday"

Side note to say she'd have extra money for these things if she went without like most normal mums do and hadn't have spent hundreds of pounds frying her hair with bleach at the hairdressers only to then go back dark and spending thousands on a pedigree dog when they've already got one they can't look after.

As well, I'd be shocked if you think you can really call that content?! Film what I do in a day, what clunge revealing shite I've bought from ebay and putting some ready made cookie dough in the oven. You might say it's content but it's poor poor quality!

I've not seen one person here who actually wishes her to have an emotional breakdown but truthfully speaking (and people always tell me I'm an excellent judge of character) she seems like a horrible horrible person - blatant favouritism of Alfie over Woodie, going on Instagram stories and rolling her eyes and sighing when her infant son is crying, breaking up a much older man's relationship so she could sit on her arse and be a lazy freeloader for the rest of her life, small businesses kindly gift her things and pay her for promoting them and she makes an absolute hash of the advert and shows no remorse ruining someone's hard work in building up their company from the ground - so when she does have a "breakdown" to be honest it seems like karma that she's finally being held accountable for her actions!

I am honest and would say if I did, but I very rarely see posts which go too far. I'm sure you could make a rave thread for her if you wanted to

 

[Supercurious]

Spammy Tatty cheese (just WTF?! surely that is a joke) - Wouldn't serve that to my dog
Cornbeef mess (WTF) - Wouldn't serve that to my dog
Gnocchi - More ingredients than normal, introducing mixed herb puree - rebs feeling exotic - still bland as fuck
Chilli - WTF? Where is the cumin? Baked beans, BOKE, sweetcorn in it, BOKE! The way she mixes it with a normal spoon gives me major Miss Trunchbull vibes
Prawns - she put them in the frying pan first, THEN the onion, and cooked the life out of it, surprised they've got teeth left after eating them. Putting a handful of peas in it at the end does not constitute to "adding veg" doesn't she know that your plate should have more veg on it than everything else to constitute a healthy, meaningful portion of vegetables at meal times?

WHY DOES EVERYTHING GET COVERED IN CHEESE?

P.s. I don't own a dog.