Rebecca Lamb #121 missed sports day because she had a hair appointment

[Foolmeonce]

The tea's gone cold, we wonder why
She gets out of bed at all.
Condensation clouds uo her windows
Yet we can see it all.
And even if it's warm outside, it'll still feel grey
And the handbags on the wall
They remind us, that she's worse than bad,
Worse than bad, the fraud.

Dear Beggy, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my email, mobile and home phone at the bottom.
I sent you two DM's last autumn, you must not've got em,
Too busy returning stuff at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I type em.
But anyways, what's up? I see you're pregnant with a daughter.
I pretend to be pregnant too so I can be a father.
When I have my daughter guess what I'm a call her?
I'm a call her same as you do, cos I'm conny.
I read about your granny too, I'm sorry,
My friend killed himself cos some pregnant bitch didn't want him.
I know you hear this every day but I'm your biggest fan,
I even have that brilliant ad you did with Matalan.
I got a room full of screenshots I took from your Only Fans,
I like the shit you did with Abnormal too, though it made you look fat,
Anyways, I hope you get this, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan,
This is Pregnant Man.

 

[Clarity456]

can we stop arguing about breast feeding, im sick to the back teeth of hearing about it this much when we've got months of bogtrotters veiny udders flopped out everywhere to look forward to

 

[BettyCrockerr]

So weird to admit she sees breastfeeding women and basically stares at them thinking “go mama”. Nobody is asking these questions about breastfeeding at all. Everyone knows it’s acceptable these days to feed your baby when it needs feeding. She just says all of this shit to sound like one of these eccentric American types and thinks speaking like this will get her points from her followers. There’s a handful of these so called influencers who talk about nothing but milk and boobs and breastfeeding and “go mama with your incredible body and your milk”. Sofy Nicole Dobson is another one who does nothing anymore apart from show her boobs and talk about milk.

I honestly find women who harp on about fucking breast feeding so dull. Like, in the grand scheme of things, who cares?! Breast feeds her kids then shovels spam and nothing but shite down their necks for the rest of their childhoods? Aye, good one!!!!!!!!

 

[Foolmeonce]

Dear Beggy, you still ain't called or wrote, too busy with a kitchen dance,
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up I have to pay for Only Fans,
If you didn't want to talk to me outside Aldi
You didn't have to, but you could've at least said hi to Sandy
That's my pregnant mate, he's twenty six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you
For half an hour but you still said "no".
That's pretty shitty like, you are his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, he has more Lumi stuff than I do.
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to.
Remember when we met in Keighley, you said if I'd shout out, you would give a shout out back.
See I'm just like you in a way,
I never really knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mum and left her.
I can relate to what you're saying in your vlogs
So when I have trouble sleeping, I drift away when I put them on.
Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even copied Steve and tattooed your name across my chest.
A few times, I even followed you to Leeds.
It's like adrenaline, to be so close is such a rush for me.
See everything you say is real, I buy all the stuff when you sell it,
Sandy's jealous cause I talk about you 27/4.
But he doesn't know you like I do, Beggy, no one does,
He doesn't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me, woman
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose,
Sincerely yours, This is Pregnant Man.

 

[Ruby’s mum]

Did anyone else hear her say in the last vlog how she doesn't want the baby on her birthday? Then quickly added in how she doesn't want it born around woody's and she doesn't want to miss him going to reception. Yeah OK hunipot

Currently manifesting a 72 hour labour for her ending at five to midnight on her birthday with an episiotomy and safe delivery of a healthy but colicky twelve pound baby boy

 

[MissPrint]

Quick overview of the latest: Beggy’s photo of her pregnant self spreadeagled on a sun lounger has found it’s way onto an Instagram account that caters for those with a fetish for women/unborn children, and which unsurprisingly attracts the attention of paed0s. The account requires photo submissions.

She is happy for the tag to remain, Beaver has liked it, and the latest company to work with her has turned a blind eye to it. Filth.

 

[Scotblock]

She wants a Rottweiler dog, Steve says no!

Hmmmmm let me think wants a baby Steve says no, oh she’s having a baby!

They will have one in the next few weeks!!!!

A Rottweiler with a new baby! Why doesn’t she just call HMP New Hall and ask if Rose West has any free babysitting slots available

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Received a reply from the agency, which doesn’t represent her.
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Wow. What an awful, unprofessional, rude response. Particularly for an agency that supposedly doesn’t represent her…..even though she’s still on their website….?!!


Think Hayley is talking out of her arse!!!!

 

[SunsetGazebo]

Received a reply from the agency, which doesn’t represent her.
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Bit of an unprofessional ending to a letter to be honest

 

[Clementine]

Received a reply from the agency, which doesn’t represent her.

 

[Apple In My Pie]

No way! That's random

Where is she plugging this car in? A sheep's bottom? the silly bitch

Beggy had a little lamb
But no car charging port
so she stuck the plug right up its arse
And caused the car to short!

 

[ChubClubThug]

That person who commented is a fetish account.... she is posting for people like this. Such a friendly mummeh account Dingle

 

[mumofboysx]

It should be illegal for influencers to post their kids on social media. The world is fucked when you have dickheads like that exploiting their kids to all the ped0s for a free pushchair or a toy

 

[Cooper123]

See I think the opposite. I think he's more likely to be in danger from pervs because he comes across as vulnerable and not too clued in. I think she's a disgusting mother for putting him in the position where strangers can even comment on him. She needs to get her kids off her social media and concentrate on being a mother and protecting them. But we all know she won't because she's a narcissistic bitch who only cares about herself.

 

[Foolmeonce]

Dear Miss (never going to be Hobson always) Lamb
That will be the last icandy I send your ass.
It's been six weeks and still no word, I don't deserve it,
I know you got my last two gifts, I wrote the addresses on them perfect.
So this is my insta story I'm sending you, I hope you watch it,
I'm in your Tesla right now, we're doing thirty on the greenway.
Hey Beggy, I drank a vase of vodka,
You dare me to drive?
You know the thought that really keeps me up at night,
Is the day I had my scan and the radiographer was frowning,
Said nothing there but I saw it all and I was able to find her,
We're the same now and will soon have our babies crowning.
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand hairbursts, I'm drowsy.
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call,
Now alll I want to see is your insta flowers fall.
I loved you Beggy, we could have been together, think about it.
You've ruined it now, I hope baby girl won't sleep and you dream about it,
I hope she doesn't breasstfeed and you scream about it,
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't live without Steve.
See, Beggy, shush Steve, I'm trying to talk,
Hey Beggy, that's your boyfriend, now he's into my juicy trunk,
He has a fetish for pregnant men, not dirty skanks like you
Bet he didn't tell you he's my baby girl's father too.
Well gotta go, we're almost at the hospital now,
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to push this kid out?

 

[Its-all-about-me!]

I still laugh at when she thought a person on the Internet was going to take down tattle and how smug she looked saying " it's so over" were still here does anyone have that clip?

 

[Primrose2]

I sold the Range Rover pull the other one more like Steve had to take it back to his dads work, and now they can play with a Tesla for a few months before we get “It’s just not suitable for a family of 5”

 

[sonicandgo92]

We be waited over 10 months for our electric Mercedes’ to come

I’ve had to disappear off here for a while I couldn’t keep up and just felt this women was so vile I couldn’t cope anymore but I’m back … to say we need to cancel this womens ass so bad

I’ll be honest, I struggle with the concept of cancel culture sometimes - people make mistakes and if they genuinely show remorse these should be able to be rectified. However, this woman needs cancelling. Intentionally exposing her children to this side of the web actually makes me feel so sick, which we know they’re intentionally doing as Steve has liked the pictures, acknowledging he knows it’s there and fine with it. My husband obviously is not controlling but if he saw me tagged in that kind of photo and read the comments associated or even looked at the pages he would lose his shit with me. What goes through their heads? I also struggle with calling anyone a bad parent, as in most of us are just trying to do our best and make mistakes. God knows I’ve cried a million times with guilt for shouting at my kids or not bringing them out some days etc. Again though, there is no salvaging this - she is a bad mother. Protect your children; it’s bad enough putting them on a public platform when you don’t know who can see or do what with the pictures but let’s be real, this woman blocks every single comment even remotely questioning her so she DEFINITELY sees every tag, every seedy comment or questionable page and allows it. People are doing god knows what over her pregnancy pictures and in turn it involves her unborn child. I’m horrified people like that exist but encouraging it… go fuck your self Rebecca. You don’t deserve those children

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

Shit new car
Shit house
Shit mom
Shit boyfriend
Shit morals
Shit tv nailed to the end of the bed
Shit fake earrings
Shit fake handbag
Shit diet
Shit lies
Shit job
Shit skin
Shit hair


SHIT SHOW.

 

[ChubClubThug]

She’s not been on rubbing her belly (gives me the heebie newbies now when I think why she’s been doing it )

I've gone from just laughing at her stupidity to being actually sickened and disgusted by her. I will never view her in the same way ever again after this

To think how rude she was to that person who said they lost their newborn granddaughter, and all the while she's flaunting her unborn child like this for weirdos. Wow just wow. The absolute nerve of her! !