Questions & Answers #50

[watermelon sugar]

cats aren’t that cute

do you like pumpkin spiced things?

 

[Blue pumpkin]

I went to a strict Catholic school and was late one day. I limped in and told the teacher I had been ambushed by kids from another school. The teacher called the police


Same Q

 

[MrsLucas]

Locked my mum out while she was pegging washing out in the garden . I was about 3.

same question?

 

[watermelon sugar]

lyrics from the last song you listened to?

 

[IMissDi]

My mother told me it was "oui"

Are you a good or bad driver?

 

[Libbylulu]

I walked deliberately off from my parents and told a policeman I was lost.

How’s your Friday

 

[strawb]

put my hand down to the plate then lift the fork to my mouth

you?

 

[Chinese_whispers]

If I had to live my life with ringtones again I’d go old school so Crazy Frog

Did you have a nice weekend?

 

[Peaches_xox]

Every day but it always seems a mess?

what hoover do you have?

 

[watermelon sugar]

When I was in year 10 a few people from my year group went to Alton towers with the school and I was on my mates phone and seen he had a teachers number so I text them saying ‘hello you sexy bitch’ and it all came out that the teachers husband found the phone and accused her of having an affair then she told my mate off, he said it was me and I denied it and was like no it was my mate and he got in trouble

how many piercings do you have?

 

[watermelon sugar]

I miss my family, I don’t see them much

is chocolate cake better with custard, cream or ice cream?

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Foot transplant or penis reduction

Cross post: under the right circumstances!

Same

 

[Chinese_whispers]

That he’s dead (too dark??)

same q

 

[Libbylulu]

First marriage. My ex husband was a total arsehole when I was married to him. He was ten times worse during the separation and divorce

have you had your booster

 

[WilmaHun]

I feel a bit down tbh.
How are you?

 

[WilmaHun]

You should never ask a lady what her garden looks like

(In all seriousness my back garden is long but not very wide, with a small patio area and some grass which really needs cutting!)

Favourite place in the world?

 

[watermelon sugar]

I went bright red then then put a blonde dye over it and my hair went bright orange with bright yellow roots, I looked like I was on fire

how many serious relationships have you been in?

 

[watermelon sugar]

That he’s a Bellend probs!

do you own a pair of air pods

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Ideal honeymoon destination?

 

[watermelon sugar]

As little as possible I’ve woke up with a proper sore throat I feel like death

do you have a smart watch?