Public transport horror

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What horror have you seen on public transport?
I always seem to attract that bus weirdo.

My recent public horror was
I have a 6 year old who obviously has to chose which seat. I was disgusted to find we were sat behind some man eating smelly food, had taken his shoes off and had them up on show at the front of bus.