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@BettyCat20 we've had a whip round via PayPal and we're sending you a pink wig, a water bottle with a SENT pod attached and a couple of Halloween gonks
Last thread recap:
- Raychaellleee is a CUNT
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- on a video of lots of kids talking at the same time in the kitchen, Tallulah could be heard saying "you have to feel sorry for me because I might have autism"
now where might she have got the idea to use something like that to try and get her own way?
- Raq keeps covering Wilby's hands in photos, what is she trying to hide?
- Cocaine Katy tagged Ratchet in a picture of two glasses of red wine. But remember, our Rachey doesn't drink
- Rach made a point of saying she was trying to keep Wilbert quiet as Joyce had been on nights. Which obviously involves sitting on the sofa watching telly. Then she showed him twanging strings on the guitar. Ever seen one break Ratch? They're very tight, which means if they break they can HURT. But yes, let your toddler play with it so you can film it for the 'gram.
- Betsy was out on the piss at 2am, shared on Insta.
- Wilberforce carried a chicken nugget while running near a road. Meanwhile, nobody paid for parking so they got a fine
luckily there's plenty of PayPal money to pay it off!
- Some hun has gifted Halloween gonks for the women's centre. Traumatised women are SO grateful to see seasonal decorations when they turn up asking for help!
- A baby bank in Yorkshire has sent a box full of toothbrushes and toiletries for the women's centre. How disgusting that Rancid is taking away from genuine organisations that actually help people, just for her shite vanity project
- Rach parented her kids by watching on CCTV while Betsy took Wilbert, Edie, Isaac and Lula out. When they got back B said that she'd got in from her night out at 3am.
- Josh dished up yet another roast dinner.
- Then Raq asked for recommendations for places to go for dinner in Birmingham. Yet another trip they won't be taking the kids on, as Josh is going to a bird show and Rach is going to make sure he's not looking at any other tits while he's there. Kind, caring Rach, who is so opposed to bullying and being unkind shared a few responses that gave a big
to the person who pointed out on Facebook that she'd had loads of time away from her kids. Remember - you have to Be Kind Always, as long as it's only to Rancid.
- A local Spotted page on Facebook posted about someone who's in an abusive relationship and would like to leave, lots of huns tagged old Rancid and said she has a women's centre and can help. Unfortunately none of them seem to know exactly what the centre does, and indeed whether it's even open yet
luckily plenty of other, actual organisations who can reliably help and/or signpost were also tagged and mentioned, so hopefully the person gets the help they need instead of a free coffee and their washing done.
- one of R's stepdaughters commented on a post by Trevi House stating that she had been abused by their ambassador but had been shut down and ignored when she reached out. Trevi replied saying they would reply to her via email, and would meet with her face to face. Then some hun jumped on to defend R, stating that they know her personally. This person dismissed claims from others and stated that Vanessa is a Tattler. As usual with anything involving Rancid, the comments descended into a shit show, with Trevi eventually deleting them. Not before her "mate" Clo had dismissed someone who said they had reached out to Raq, got a generic reply, and was then beaten black and blue the following week, by saying "maybe she was busy that day"
completely missing the point that when someone is working with vulnerable people, they can't just be "busy" when someone is in desperate need of help.
- Rachelle then headed back to her long-dormant home account, to share more cringe-worthy stories of Josh pretending to know what he's talking about in relation to renovating the living room. Seb wandered in wearing nothing but his underwear, and Rach (ambassador for Kidscape and all round expert in everything) filmed him. A CHILD. IN HIS UNDERWEAR. And she wonders why she has been reported to Social Services on multiple occasions
After Josh had pissed about and tried to sound like he knew what he was talking about, it ended with him wagging his finger at Seb and saying "I can't be in a room with him any longer". What a delightful way to treat your son, Joyce, you enormous prick. No wonder Seb called you a "silly little man".
- Raq did a Q&A to ask if anyone had queries about her hair or skincare.
- then she asked for recommendations of where she could get flashcards for the women's centre (clearly hoping for a freebie).
- ooh a nice, childfree walk with Joyce, and out for breakfast. Where's Wibbly?
- Then it was off to the launderette to prod a hamper someone had sent. Raq tagged M&S, but not whoever sent it.
- The launderette had a weird card from a bridal shop, saying that their future customers might need the women's centre
- Then it was back to bed for busy full time workers R and J, with Raq "writing" while J read about birds.
- Following on from the earlier questions, Rancid claimed that vitamins help her hair (#ad), the same ones that Emily recently claimed helped her hair.
- Rambling Rach. She said they'd had their third roast dinner of the week (and it's only Tuesday)
- Quick mention of Lula starting her new school the following day, nothing like using your kid for sympathy/engagement. Then she said the launderette "feels like her house, like she's got a little flat with no kids". Yep, that's exactly the purpose of a women's centre
- Seb stayed at Gangsta Granny's gaff, and accidentally took Isaac's school trousers with him instead of his own. Which don't fit. So instead of taking a pair of his own trousers in for him to change into, Raq and PC Titwank had a jolly old breakfast and afternoon shag and left him wearing too small, uncomfortable trousers all day.
- Apparently loads of people have been really nice about Raq's skin and hair. Didn't realise Stevie Wonder followed her
So many questions so she's basically a beauty influencer now
- one of Lula's rescue chickens has died, as well as one of Josh's birds, which is in the freezer ready to be sent off to be stuffed. Joyce's bird was unwell, so they gave it rescue remedy. Unfortunately it started fitting and died, Joyce's response was to bring it into the kitchen to take photos.
- More sensory play for Wilbert! This time it was mashing yoghurt into the #gifted sofa
- back on to tell us about the vitamins she takes that she marked ad an ad because she's worked with them for ages (but never mentioned it before, ok hun). Apparently she has great hair volume from a couple of products, as well as that swirly hairdryer brush thing. She reckons that since she has been taking the vitamins (that she's suddenly paid to promote) that her hair has never been thicker and healthier. Despite constant adverts for Iconic, half her make up seems to be MAC. More flogging of the fucking vitamins
She might grow her hair a bit but is over the shaved sides (thank fuck)
- then followed a time lapse of dinner time, which included Joyce cutting up Edie's dinner
and Wilby not dressed and not joining in with the meal.
- Betsy's mate asked Raq for a character reference, wonder if she's the weed dealer!
- Betsy then facetimed Rachey from the car, with her mate driving.
- PA Jo picked up a load of free shopping donated by someone (let's not mention that Raq gets her own shopping for free from Tesco, shall we?)
- over on the home account, a rough sounding Rancid showed us around the stripped out lounge and talked through the plans. No ceiling lights apparently, because she's "not a big light girl", and to put one in would mean ripping out carpets upstairs. Surprised she's not mentioned the paint that Wilbert spilt on the carpet that time in the hope someone offers her a freebie
fireplace is coming out, a built in bookcase is going in (for what, exactly, nobody really knows, as the only books she ever has around are the one's she shoddily written).
- Ad for the smelly water bottles and bestselling author Racquet doesn't know the difference between "sent" and "scent".
- Lula has started her new school. Lula also moved primary school at the age of 6, but luckily the teacher was so overwhelmed at having the offspring of Rancid in the class that they took photos of her and her best friend. But Lula chose to go to a different secondary school, and now she's moved she's back with her friend.
- Rancho came on but then Betsy joined in and now she'll have to edit the videos, assuming this counts as part of her full time job?
- Betsy once again following her mum's lead of taking anything and turning it around to herself, with a story about passing out during the Nativity.
- then Lula came along to join in, with her hair exactly like Betsy's and her skirt rolled up. Betsy wants to know why a short skirt would be a distraction to a male teacher
- then the predictable reposts of people saying how hilarious Betsy is, how much they adore Raq's stories etc etc. Yawn.
- Rachey had scallops delivered for dinner. Meanwhile the kids were probably on frozen processed chicken from Iceland with a couple of bags of Quavers for Wilberson.
- Betsy had a shit fit because her PLT order didn't turn up in time for her friend's 18th, so borrowed stuff off someone else. Raq said she could have borrowed something of hers
- Racquet leaned over and gave everyone a quick flash of her thrushy fanny
putting Tattlers everywhere off their food. She wanted to talk about T's first day at school but Betsy of course had to steal the limelight. B's got her theory test coming up but doesn't want anyone to know. She even stopped to adjust her hair for the camera, just like mama taught her.
- HOLD THE FRONT PAGE - a meal that isn't a roast
they had chilli and rice instead.
- Joyce is monitoring her every move via the CCTV, even though he's very busy in his demanding, full time role.
- Twit and Twat (aka Raq and Emily) dressed up in pink wigs for something about Trevi. Who obviously don't give a shit that their ambassador is an abusive, lying, stealing, manipulative witch
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I don't even know if she's aware that I divorced ny husband and am now happily shacked up with another woman 
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” comments because mums are not inherently good people and it’s so basic to pretend as much. Mums can be abusers, paedophiles, they can abandon their children (right, Rach 
