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@Noseycow2020 
Last thread recap:
- Ratchet Rach is still a massive cunt.
- next stop on the
needless Covid super spreader poverty porn tour
is Sheffield. Look out, good people of Yorkshire!
- After criticism on Tattle for pissing about at the zoo and on scooters, Rach "just popped on" with some behind the scenes crap from the community gym she visited in Liverpool. Eleventy million stories followed
, no real recap here as I couldn't be arsed to sit through them. Lots of posts showing people from communities, including children, probably with no permission being sought to share their images on social media so a big fat 0/10 for safeguarding yet again.
- a woman called Lucy (apparently a parent from I and E's school) was looking after Wilby, she likely didn't realise the CCTV of her would be shared on a public page
but luckily Wilby (who, don't forget, was so affected by lockdown that he didn't want to go to his granny's) doesn't seem to mind that his parents aren't around, and instead is quite happy being looked after by a parade of different people all week. What a relief!
- As a parent, when you're away and two of your children facetime you in tears because they've had a bad day, what do you do? Of course, you screenshot it for the gram, and then later share that your 16 year old has had to talk to the 12 years old's teacher on your behalf about an issue at school, because you're trotting around the country filming poor people and trying to make yourself look like Bob Geldof, and your useless drip of a spouse has had to accompany you because of your previous history of shagging married men in the woods.
- While on the Very Important Work Trip to gawp at the peasants who don't even have branded trainers, Rach has kindly taken the time to send her sister in law/ex lover Hannah an expensive bottle of champagne.
- Queen Ratchet, despite having a terrible childhood and ending up in a needle filled bedsit, and spending her adult life working closely with refuges, apparently didn't realise that people are often housed in hotels and b&b's where they don't have any cooking facilities. She then went on to slag off tinned food, as though feeding your kids food from tins is, like, the worst thing ever, babe, all while wearing a denim jacket embellished with fringing like she's off line dancing later.
- Jordan has been promoted to one of her best friends, and she's met up with another of her apparent best friends (that nobody has ever heard her mention before, and she didn't realise lived so close to where she was visiting).
- Despite the defensive response to the comment from Debs, Raq seems to have taken on board the feedback and toned down the flaunting of expensive cocktails and meals while on the
needless Covid super spreader poverty porn tour
. Unfortunately she's still wandering around in ugly but expensive clothes while putting on her best "sympathy" face, not noticing that the cost of one hideous cardigan could probably feed a family for over a month. R even managed to say "I'm very lucky, my husband is a brilliant cook", except when you want a takeaway instead of the Bolognese he's planned, and start shouting and throwing plates around, eh
- In classic Shambleton style, after spending all week trying to squeeze out a tear or two over people living in poverty, she sang the praises of her period pants (NOT AN AD THOUGH) and rambled about how just £62 buys 6 pairs of pants and then you won't have to buy disposable products every month, oblivious to the fact that the people she's been treating like a human zoo all week simply don't have £62 to drop on pants, no matter how much they'd like to
- another day, another stop on the
needless Covid super spreader poverty porn tour
, this time Banbury. Where Queen Lateetha managed to shoehorn in a tag for the overpriced tracksuit she was wearing, and then ate a doughnut which was donated for people in need (despite getting her £200 shopping for free every week).
- Raq and Jord visited a mosque (for reasons that are not quite clear), Josh wasn't allowed in as he was wearing shorts so had to wait in the Volvo. In a move that surprised nobody, Rachaele didn't even cover her hair. Raq asked some stupid questions, and then filmed the mortuary. Tactful as ever.
- Meanwhile, updates from the kids show them happy, animated and basically thriving without their deadbeat parents and phones in their faces 24/7. Shame it's all coming to an end.
- Finally home from hopping round the country to look at peasants, and of course Rach had her phone in her hand ready to record the big reunion with Wilby - who ran and hugged Josh, then ran back into the lounge without even looking at his mum (perhaps Cbeebies was showing an episode of Octonauts that he's only seen a hundred times so he didn't want to miss it).
- Father's Day dawned and began with Wilby eating crisps for breakfast, followed by cookies. The came a raft of stories of what an amazing daddy Joyce is - with the main characters featured being all the ones who came from R's magical womb, with his two other sons barely shown. Then a grid post claiming that Edie was 11 months old when they got together, stop lying babe, we all know you were fucking him in the woods while you were pregnant with her, and you've said yourself before that he did loads of night feeds and pretty much weaned her
- Lucky Josh had to do all the cooking (and let's be honest, probably all the tidying up after) before going out to a night shift. Poor fella couldn't even get a snooze before going to work without Rancid shoving her phone in his face. #couplegoals right there.
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