Excellent thread title from
@Cjen84 edited for the swear, the original version was (in cas you couldn't guess) "Rach attempts to deflect the tok by dressing josh as a massive cock".
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a ginormous cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public.
- BV Betty has managed to flog all her skanky, unwashed old shoes, with huns lining up in their hordes to catch a whiff of their queen's foot sweat
- back to selling out her kids, and Oversharing Olive showed off Edie's school report. Apparently her favourite bit is where Edie filled in her section, and said she has enjoyed learning more about mental health. Maybe she could teach her mama some of what she's learnt, seeing as Rancid's knowledge begins with saying "poorly in the head" a lot, and ends with fake panic attacks.
- she's obviously Shitting Herself Susan after the TikTok and Twitter videos, suddenly showing us all around the centre. Including piles and piles of "donations" (including loads of duvets she begged for last winter, can't have been desperately needed if they're all still sat there in July, can they). The "training room" is two tables, completely the wrong set up for the knock off Freedom course (as some participants will have their backs to each other etc). The "free shop" was shown (after Tattlers asking about whether it was still a thing). While she was lurking around, Toupee Trev appeared from behind the door like a horror film creeper. School holidays and they're both fannying around at their vanity project with no kids in sight
Raq showed some little cards that women who had attended the knock off Freedom course had written with goals etc, not sure you should be sharing those publicly hun, what if they can be identified from their handwriting? And they probably didn't write them thinking that they'd be shown to anyone who bothers to look at your stories
a couple of them mentioned getting their children back, I wonder what Seb and Isaac's mum thinks about the irony of Rabies apparently supporting these women, while having stolen her children and not allowing any contact.
- quick mention of "the babysitter" Janey, who'd made boiled eggs for Lula and Isaac (the pair who are usually out roaming the streets and vaping). She must be paying Janey a good salary to be at her house making food for the kids at 10.30pm.
- quick huns, come and pay a fiver a month and you too can join in the weekly "teen chat" on PatreCON! Watch Scammy Susie and Hanger on Harold as they slag off their kids (while ignoring them to speak to strangers on the internet). Rambo basically parents by telling the kids "it's all temporary". Including their parenting, seeing as Wilbert was left to fend for himself the minute he was weaned off her magical boobs, and they are all running feral in the streets as soon as they hit double figures. Lula is "the hardest so far" because she's "sad about 80% of the time". Probably because every move she makes, every fucking period she has is broadcast online, the poor kid can barely fart without all her school mates knowing about it.
- another Tiktok video, this time calling Ratshit out for being a so-called advocate for domestic abuse, yet showing pictures and videos of herself with Sloshy's hand kn her neck, and then laughing about being called out for it by "chrolls". Also included was clips showing some of times she has spoken aggressively to and about the children and step children.
- yet another TikTok, this time showing her inserting donation links in inappropriate posts (including the one about baby loss where she'd used a photo of herself heavily pregnant with Edie, and in her auto reply to messages that never get answered).
- down at the centre, a childless (again) Sloshy and Ramble were filmed doing the latest prize prize draw. At least they actually did it this time, unlike a lot of the previous ones. However, they couldn't even do that right, because the spreadsheet showed one of the winners as Emma, but her list of prize winners listed Danielle...
- Isaac's had a "bedroom makeover" courtesy of Emma, with a brand new #giftrd double bed, mattress and pillows. Still desperately trying to show that he hasn't moved out, except the final result looked like a generic guest bedroom, not a teenage lad's
- they're off to Bestival in the Scampervan, clearly a freebie though as she's marked the stories as #ad. The van is absolutely rammed with shit, including twelve million dinosaurs for Wilbert, and a crate of beer to keep Joyce going until lunchtime on day one.
- meanwhile, the promised teenager chat over on PatreCON included talk about Lula's periods and contraception, the fact that Lula and Isaac are both vaping, and that Bratsy and Seb have both tried "harder stuff", with a mention that Betsy's mates take coke and ketamine every weekend. But it's ok, because they tell her about it. She also mentioned that Seb hates vaping, so she bought his girlfriend a vape for her birthday just to piss him off. Despite the fact she is only 17 and it is an offence to buy her a vape
- back at Bestival, Sloshy was already on the beer (even though he's not supposed to have any glass on site, and he should be marking it as an ad as it's the brand he's an ambassador for), and showing off a fancy Japanese barbecue.
- let's hope Rambo packed her rescue remedy, as another TikTok went live, this time showing her talking about buying Seb's girlfriend a vape, the 17th birthday fuss, the law showing it's illegal to provide a vape to an under 18, and a caption of "if only there was a police officer in the house that knew the law"
- the Bestival content continued, with Rancho showing off her camel toe
Wilbert had his face painted, and was "loving it" (despite being in a strange place, in crowds and out of his routine etc). Sloshy showed off a selection of expensive cagoules while knocking back the beers and dancing like he was made out of wood. Ratchet showed off her cut ear from having an iPad dropped on to her in the van. Joyce was breaking more rules again with his posh BBQ directly on the ground. Twat and Twattier excelled themselves in hideous matching outfits, looking like kids TV presentes. Rancid's dress was rather voluminous, and over on Facebook someone congratulated her on her pregnancy
this led to a massive thread of back and forth, with some claiming she looks pregnant, while others said she might just need a big shit
Wibbly has spent all weekend sitting in a trolley with his ipad and a selection of dinosaurs, he may as well have stayed home with the babysitter
Rancid said it was lush to meet "hundreds" of her followers, but there was only one photo with one.
- meanwhile, another new TikTok went up, this time pointing out inconsistencies with REBL - firstly that it's promoted by Snatchwork, and stored and shipped from the Snatchwork premises by Snatchwork employees/directors, when actually it's under PTWM so none of the profits go to the CIC. Secondly that it's billed as a "female owned business", but that Sloshy is a director of PTWM, so it's an outright lie. Thirdly that the website states that Rabid's three daughters are all involved in selecting fabrics/finishes etc, followed by a video of R talking to Lula and saying "you don't like my tracksuits, you said the colours were awful". Funnily enough, the more TikTok videos that get uploaded, the less huns are in the comments on there defending her
- Edie was a little madam in the family group chat, correcting Isaac's spelling and grammar while being rude about it
- in an effort to make herself appear hard working and wholesome, Ratshit has updated her bio, taking out the bit about "I out anyone who trolls me", and instead putting "mama and wife living next to the seaside " and "forever fighting to end domestic abuse"
write whatever bullshit you want Rack, those TikTok videos are still out there, showing you being an absolute bitch to your kids and step kids
On 15 June 2022 Joyce started a "career break" to spend more time with the children, particularly Wilby following his diagnosis. Since then, here are all the childfree overnight breaks that Slosh and Wrecks have had:
June - Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July - Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October - Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
January - 1 night in London (Miss Greedy's book launch)
February - 1 night in London after dropping Betsy at the airport
March - 1 night in Birmingham (book signings)
May - 2 nights at Herpes Lodge
June - 2 nights in London (Label Lady book launch and SEN protest)
July - 1 night in campervan for Tunes on the Beach
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