She’s cringe but Dan actually makes me feel sick.
‘Dad Dan’

‘Sumaaaaackkk!’

‘Ooh yeah baybehhhh’




‘If it’s hot, you know we’re having a bbq’

‘If it’s a picnic, you know we’re taking a whole roast chicken’

‘Let’s go ahead and get that in there’ insert garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, lemon zest, sumaaaackkk, olive oil and chilli/ while Dons chops the avocado, and look at our toddler using a massive knife, we’re so much better at parenting than you, we don’t stick to the rules, we’re smug stoners




- all their recipes are the same.
She wants it to storm today though, as they have loving storms in common (so edgy!) and when they watch storms, they drink cocktails (shock!!) so

for Storm Mitcham at happy hour